Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\901330.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Sunday, July 28, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is blerp!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Hands lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Blerp leaps aside.
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+Hands connects with a series of solid blows to the eye.
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+Hands pummels Blerp with a barrage of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Hands tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Hands probes with a volley of left blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Hands charges with a volley of right blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Hands hits Blerp with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Blerp doesn't seem bothered.
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-Hands tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands paws a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 17 of 52 punches, and blerp landed 4 of 7 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Hands doesn't even want to rest!
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
-Hands fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands fires a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Blerp covers himself well.
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-Hands throws a flurry of shots to the nose, but Blerp ducks.
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-Hands tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Blerp backs out of it.
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-Hands tries to land a series of left shots to the face, but falls short.
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-Hands attempts a series of shots to the chin, but Blerp quickly backs away.
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+Hands hits with a heavy straight right to the jaw.
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+Hands nails Blerp with a light left to the ribs.
-Hands attempts a jab to the head, but Blerp narrowly avoids it
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-Hands tries a barrage of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands lunges with a volley of right blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 13 of 55 punches, and blerp landed 4 of 8 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 20-18
Hands grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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+Hands hits with a commanding roundhouse to the face!!
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-Hands paws a pair of shots to the head, but Blerp steps aside.
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-Hands throws a volley of left blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands lunges with a volley of blows to the eye, but Blerp leaps aside.
-Hands fires a uppercut to the head, but Blerp backs out of it.
-Hands paws a cross to the temple, but Blerp ties him up.
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+Hands scores with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
-Hands attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but Blerp ties him up.
-Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Hands throws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Blerp hits Hands with a volley of blows to the nose.
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-Hands paws a series of blows to the temple, but Blerp stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 11 of 65 punches, and blerp landed 5 of 8 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 30-27
Hands is slowing down.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands tries to land a left to the temple, but Blerp beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hands tries to land a left roundhouse to the nose, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
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-Hands throws a pair of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands charges with a pair of right shots to the eye, but misses.
-Hands paws a barrage of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands launches a pair of right shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands throws a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Blerp backs out of it.
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-Hands fires a series of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Hands attempts a sweeping right to the head, but is ineffective.
+Hands lands a hard jab to the mouth.
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-Hands lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
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-Hands paws a pair of shots to the mouth, but Blerp beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 8 of 66 punches, and blerp landed 6 of 9 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 40-36
Hands looks exhausted.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Hands throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Hands paws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Blerp blocks.
-Hands attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Hands lunges with a volley of shots to the head, but Blerp blocks.
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-Hands attempts a series of left blows to the nose, but Blerp stays away from it.
-Hands tries a barrage of blows to the head, but goes wide.
-Hands throws a pair of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
-Hands lashes out with a series of right shots to the jaw, but Blerp ducks just in time.
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+Hands hits with a barrage of powerful shots to the mouth. Blerp doesn't notice.
-Hands paws a uppercut to the face, but Blerp ducks.
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+Blerp hits with a hook to the mouth.
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-Hands launches a barrage of left shots to the face, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
-Hands lashes out with a roundhouse to the nose, but Blerp hides behind his gloves.
-Hands throws a straight right to the mouth, but Blerp ducks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 7 of 62 punches, and blerp landed 7 of 8 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 50-45
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
-Hands lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Hands launches a flurry of right shots to the head, but Blerp hides behind his gloves.
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-Hands charges with a flurry of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Blerp suprises Hands with a volley of heavy shots to the eye. Hands gets mad!
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-Hands attempts a pair of right shots to the face, but comes up empty.
+Hands annoys Blerp with a volley of hard shots to the face. Blerp covers up.
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-Hands attacks with a series of punches to the head, but Blerp stays away from it.
-Hands attacks with a series of left shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Hands paws a hook to the eye, but Blerp hides behind his gloves.
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-Hands probes with a cross to the eye, but Blerp stays away from it.
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-Hands attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
-Hands paws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Hands tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Hands throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 5 of 63 punches, and blerp landed 8 of 8 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 60-54
Hands receives medical attention from his trainer.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands launches a roundhouse to the eye, but Blerp backs out of it.
-Hands attempts a pair of blows to the nose, but Blerp ties him up.
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-Hands throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands lunges with a volley of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Hands charges with a series of right shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Blerp wallops Hands with a series of strong punches to the nose. Hands retreats to the far corner. Blerp is raining blows! Hands can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 4: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 5: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 6: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 4: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 5: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 6: Hammer Hands 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 4: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 5: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 6: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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