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            Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\900998.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Jim's toughguy 1 by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Friday, July 26, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 281 pounds (127 kilograms) is Jim's toughguy 1!! 
 
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 338 pounds (153 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. 
 ROUND 1
  
Toughguy 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
This Is Going To Hurt goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching) 
 
-Toughguy 1 throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but fails to score. 
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-Toughguy 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses. 
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a flurry of glancing combinations to the mouth.   
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+This Is Going To Hurt nails Toughguy 1 with a flurry of shots to the jaw!   
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+This Is Going To Hurt throws a barrage of blows to the eye.   Toughguy 1 laughs! 
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-Toughguy 1 probes with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but he's too slow. 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Toughguy 1 pops This Is Going To Hurt with a nasty combination to the solar plexus.   
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-This Is Going To Hurt throws a uppercut to the nose, but Toughguy 1 quickly backs away. 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Toughguy 1 wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a stinging uppercut to the chest.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Jim's toughguy 1 landed 12 of 35 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 18 of 25 punches. 
 
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9 
 
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 10-9 
 
 
Toughguy 1 doesn't want to stop fighting! 
 
This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 2
  
Toughguy 1 is using the ring. (using the ring) 
This Is Going To Hurt goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching) 
 
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-This Is Going To Hurt launches a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide. 
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+This Is Going To Hurt lands a series of hard punches to the head.   Toughguy 1 retreats to the far corner. 
+Toughguy 1 smacks This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the nose.   
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
+Toughguy 1 smacks This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of solid shots to the jaw.   
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+This Is Going To Hurt solidly lands a barrage of punches to the head.   Toughguy 1 quickly recovers. 
-Toughguy 1 lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score. 
-Toughguy 1 probes with a series of punches to the face, but only hits air. 
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-Toughguy 1 charges with a hook to the face, but he's too slow. 
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
-This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a roundhouse to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
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+Toughguy 1 backs up This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the chin.   
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
-Toughguy 1 throws a right jab to the jaw, but misses. 
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Toughguy 1 belts This Is Going To Hurt with a powerful jab to the temple.   
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Toughguy 1 tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but This Is Going To Hurt backs out of it. 
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+Toughguy 1 solidly lands a jab to the ribs.   This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
+This Is Going To Hurt hurts Toughguy 1 with a flurry of solid punches to the face.   
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.   
-Toughguy 1 attempts a right jab to the eye, but comes up empty. 
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+Toughguy 1 drills This Is Going To Hurt with a glancing sweeping right to the face.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Jim's toughguy 1 landed 33 of 75 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 15 of 23 punches. 
 
Jim's toughguy 1 won the round 10-9 
 
This fight is too close to call. 
 
 
Toughguy 1 doesn't even want to rest! 
 
This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 3
  
Toughguy 1 is using the ring. (using the ring) 
This Is Going To Hurt is a raging bull!. (all-out) 
 
+Toughguy 1 fires a off balance jab to the chest.   
+Toughguy 1 shakes This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of mean punches to the face.   
+Toughguy 1 lands a flurry of hard shots to the nose.   
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+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw.   
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+Toughguy 1 tags This Is Going To Hurt with a straight right to the mouth!   
+Toughguy 1 staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a series of stinging punches to the mouth!   This Is Going To Hurt seems wobbly! 
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-This Is Going To Hurt fires a pair of uppercuts to the temple, but Toughguy 1 backs out of it. 
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a pair of painful crosses to the jaw.   
This Is Going To Hurt lands a resounding right cross to the jaw and Toughguy 1 lands flat on his back!! 
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Toughguy 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
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+Toughguy 1 whacks This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the face.   
-Toughguy 1 fires a barrage of left crosses to the jaw, but misses. 
-Toughguy 1 lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but This Is Going To Hurt blocks. 
+This Is Going To Hurt solidly lands a barrage of loud blows to the mouth.   
+Toughguy 1 hits This Is Going To Hurt with a jab to the ribs.   This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" 
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+Toughguy 1 hits with a pair of nice punches to the face.   
+Toughguy 1 catches This Is Going To Hurt with a commanding sweeping right to the face.   This Is Going To Hurt is hurt! 
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+Toughguy 1 hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.   This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner. 
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+Toughguy 1 hits with a series of furious uppercuts to the temple.   
+This Is Going To Hurt pops Toughguy 1 with a painful cross to the jaw!   Toughguy 1 backpedals to his own corner. 
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow. 
-This Is Going To Hurt charges with a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance. 
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+Toughguy 1 tattoos This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the face.   This Is Going To Hurt beats a hasty retreat. 
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+Toughguy 1 hits with a solid cross to the eye.   
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+ The fighters trade roundhouses to the mouth.   
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Jim's toughguy 1 landed 53 of 72 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 20 of 41 punches. 
 
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-8 
 
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 29-27 
 
 
Toughguy 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.  He has cut above the left eye. 
 
This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
 
 ROUND 4
  
Toughguy 1 is a raging bull!. (all-out) 
This Is Going To Hurt goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching) 
 
-Toughguy 1 attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt narrowly avoids it 
Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
+Toughguy 1 attacks with a volley of commanding hooks to the mouth.   
-Toughguy 1 attacks with a volley of left hooks to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt narrowly avoids it 
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+Toughguy 1 whacks This Is Going To Hurt with a strong left to the temple.   This Is Going To Hurt gets mad! 
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+Toughguy 1 hits with a barrage of crosses to the eye.   This Is Going To Hurt shakes his head to clear it. 
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+This Is Going To Hurt rocks Toughguy 1 with a pair of furious blows to the head.   Toughguy 1 beats a hasty retreat. 
This Is Going To Hurt lands a thundering left punch in the nose and Toughguy 1 goes over backwards!! 
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Toughguy 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.   
+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose.   Toughguy 1 is hurt! 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
-Toughguy 1 charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but falls short. 
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+This Is Going To Hurt lands a barrage of blows to the temple.   
+Toughguy 1 tattoos This Is Going To Hurt with an elbow!   This is terrible! 
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits Toughguy 1 with a barrage of quick shots to the face.   
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Toughguy 1 tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+This Is Going To Hurt scores with a volley of blows to the chin.   
This Is Going To Hurt lands a resounding right blow to the head and Toughguy 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! 
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 He's Out! 
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a Knock Out!! 
 
BELL 
Toughguy 1 is obviously tired.  He has cut above the left eye.  He has swelling above the right eye.  He has a bloody mouth. 
 
This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
  
 
 
 
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9  
Round 2: Jim's toughguy 1 10-9  
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8  
 
 
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9  
Round 2: Jim's toughguy 1 10-9  
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8  
 
 
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9  
Round 2: Jim's toughguy 1 10-9  
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8  
 
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a knockout!
 
  
         
        
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