Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\900143.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) Quick someone butter the door so I can get through defeated Magnus Maximus by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Monday, July 22, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 744 pounds (337 kilograms) is Quick someone butter the door so I can get through!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 3 inches (221 centimeters) tall weighing in at 503 pounds (228 kilograms) is Magnus Maximus!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Quick stays outside and uses his jab.
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Maximus lands a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Maximus launches a series of right punches to the temple, but Quick backs out of it.
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+Quick hurts Maximus with a series of furious punches to the eye.
+Quick tosses a glancing left to the eye.
+Maximus connects with a barrage of painful shots to the chin.
Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick hurts Maximus with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Quick jars Maximus with a flurry of mean punches to the nose. Maximus covers up.
+Quick punches Maximus with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick drills Maximus with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
-Maximus lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 30 of 33 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 11 of 24 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 10-9
Quick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Maximus doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 2
Quick stays outside and uses his jab.
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Maximus attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick backs up Maximus with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
+Quick belts Maximus with a series of light punches to the face. Maximus falls against the ropes!
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+Quick hits with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
+Quick lands a light uppercut to the head. Maximus beats a hasty retreat.
+Quick staggers Maximus with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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+Quick slams Maximus with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Maximus shakes his head to clear it.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Quick attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Maximus seems wobbly!
+Maximus whacks Quick with a pair of blows to the face!
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-Maximus attacks with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 27 of 27 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 11 of 24 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 20-18
Quick doesn't even want to rest!
Maximus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 3
Quick stays outside and uses his jab.
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Maximus paws a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Quick escapes.
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+Quick fires a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Quick hits with a stiff straight right to the jaw!
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-Maximus attacks with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Quick ducks just in time.
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+Maximus lands a uppercut to the face. Quick gets mad!
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+Quick jolts Maximus with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Quick staggers Maximus with a sweeping right to the chin.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick fires a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Maximus sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 31 of 31 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 10 of 23 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 30-27
Quick doesn't even want to rest!
Maximus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 4
Quick stays outside and uses his jab.
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Maximus pounds Quick with a flurry of stiff shots to the temple.
+Quick fires a barrage of blows to the face.
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-Maximus lunges with a pair of shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick hammers Maximus with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Quick catches Maximus with a flurry of painful punches to the chin. Maximus sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick hits with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Quick annoys Maximus with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Maximus attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but Quick deftly avoits it.
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+Quick backs up Maximus with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
+Maximus smashes Quick with a series of blows to the face.
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-Maximus lashes out with a series of shots to the jaw, but Quick quickly backs away.
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Quick tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 31 of 32 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 10 of 24 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 40-36
Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Maximus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 5
Quick stays outside and uses his jab.
Maximus comes out fighting.
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-Maximus lunges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Maximus scores with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Quick clocks Maximus with a barrage of punches to the head!!
Quick lands a thundering right hook and Maximus goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Maximus collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by a knockout!
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