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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated "Superior" Greg Lang by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 40-36.

Match Friday, July 19, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 304 pounds (138 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 288 pounds (131 kilograms) is "Superior" Greg Lang!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Superior moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+This Is Going To Hurt belts Superior with a volley of quick shots to the eye.
+Superior pops This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the head.
+This Is Going To Hurt smashes Superior with a volley of light shots to the ribs.
+Superior nails This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of mean punches to the jaw. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Superior backs up This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
+This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a volley of mean blows to the mouth.
+This Is Going To Hurt annoys Superior with a volley of quick punches to the eye! Superior retreats to the far corner.
+Superior pummels This Is Going To Hurt with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
+This Is Going To Hurt tags Superior with a cross to the jaw!
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Superior leaps aside.
+Superior wakes up the fans with a pair of light punches to the temple.
+This Is Going To Hurt strikes with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt suprises Superior with a volley of punches to the face. Superior laughs!
+This Is Going To Hurt strikes with a volley of painful shots to the temple.
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a barrage of heavy punches to the nose. Superior doesn't seem bothered.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Superior lands a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Superior staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
+Superior backs up This Is Going To Hurt with a series of furious punches to the ribs. This Is Going To Hurt is hurt!
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a pair of loud shots to the chin.
+This Is Going To Hurt punches Superior with a volley of painful punches to the jaw! Superior seems wobbly!
-Superior fires a left to the chest, but This Is Going To Hurt ties him up.
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Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.
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+Superior whacks This Is Going To Hurt with a nice jab to the jaw.
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-Superior tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but This Is Going To Hurt covers himself well.
-Superior attacks with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but This Is Going To Hurt deftly avoits it.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Superior whacks This Is Going To Hurt with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+This Is Going To Hurt strikes with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Superior sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Superior tags This Is Going To Hurt with a powerful uppercut to the solar plexus.
+This Is Going To Hurt tags Superior with a series of light punches to the head.
+Superior hammers This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 77 of 79 punches, and "Superior" Greg Lang landed 55 of 95 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 10-9


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

Superior doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Superior is using the ring. (using the ring)

+This Is Going To Hurt tosses a flurry of mean punches to the mouth. Superior quickly recovers.
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-This Is Going To Hurt tries a pair of blows to the face, but Superior leaps aside.
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+Superior hits with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a pair of quick punches to the head.
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Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a flurry of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a series of right shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a volley of blows to the temple.
+Superior annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a furious right to the chin. This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
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Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt tosses a hook to the head.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt takes charge with a volley of nasty shots to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt smacks Superior with a flurry of glancing blows to the head.
+This Is Going To Hurt pounds Superior with a stiff hook to the chin. Superior shakes his head to clear it.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a series of shots to the nose.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a flurry of furious shots to the temple.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a cross to the eye. Superior sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 57 of 80 punches, and "Superior" Greg Lang landed 12 of 22 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 20-18


This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Superior doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Superior moves and jabs. (using the ring)

Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Superior pokes This Is Going To Hurt with a off balance left to the chest.
+Superior thumps This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+This Is Going To Hurt takes charge with a series of solid shots to the head.
+Superior attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
+Superior lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Superior launches a left to the ribs, but This Is Going To Hurt steps aside and laughs.
+This Is Going To Hurt punches Superior with a flurry of wild blows to the nose.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a barrage of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
+Superior whacks This Is Going To Hurt with a nice left to the face! This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-This Is Going To Hurt throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Superior ducks just in time.
+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a volley of blows to the chin. Superior quickly recovers.
+This Is Going To Hurt tosses a volley of heavy shots to the face.
+This Is Going To Hurt backs up Superior with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Superior hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+This Is Going To Hurt grazes Superior with a pair of light shots to the ribs.
-Superior charges with a pair of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-This Is Going To Hurt tries a barrage of right shots to the face, but Superior ties him up.
+Superior annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of wild punches to the jaw!
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a flurry of solid blows to the mouth.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a roundhouse to the chest!
+Superior belts This Is Going To Hurt with a uppercut to the chest. This Is Going To Hurt doesn't notice.
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+This Is Going To Hurt staggers Superior with a flurry of off balance blows to the chin.
+Superior suprises This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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+This Is Going To Hurt backs up Superior with a pair of vicious blows to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Superior lands a pair of punches to the jaw. This Is Going To Hurt quickly recovers.
+Superior strikes with a pair of punches to the nose. This Is Going To Hurt grimaces in pain.
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+Superior clocks This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Superior attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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-Superior fires a volley of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Superior lands a barrage of punches to the chin!
-This Is Going To Hurt tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Superior punches This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Superior scores with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Superior tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a series of punches to the face.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

+This Is Going To Hurt jars Superior with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Superior hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 62 of 79 punches, and "Superior" Greg Lang landed 60 of 98 punches.

"Superior" Greg Lang won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 29-28


This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Superior doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Superior is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+This Is Going To Hurt jars Superior with a pair of painful blows to the face.
+This Is Going To Hurt tags Superior with a straight right to the face.
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+Superior fires a shot to the face. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt nails Superior with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt staggers Superior with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+This Is Going To Hurt shakes Superior with a cross to the mouth. Superior sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

+This Is Going To Hurt lands a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
-This Is Going To Hurt fires a flurry of right shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+This Is Going To Hurt smacks Superior with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth! Superior doesn't notice.
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+This Is Going To Hurt takes charge with a hook to the chin. Superior gets mad!
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-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt staggers Superior with a volley of commanding shots to the temple! Superior beats a hasty retreat.
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-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Superior stays away from it.
-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Superior covers himself well.
+This Is Going To Hurt tags Superior with a uppercut to the eye!
Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Superior tags This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of stinging uppercuts to the jaw.
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Superior tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Superior hits with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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+This Is Going To Hurt stuns Superior with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 63 of 75 punches, and "Superior" Greg Lang landed 18 of 32 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 39-37


This Is Going To Hurt is obviously tired.

Superior remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: "Superior" Greg Lang 10-9
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: "Superior" Greg Lang 10-9
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 39-37


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 40-36

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by decision!