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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Tough Luck Loser by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.

Match Friday, July 12, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 313 pounds (142 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 299 pounds (136 kilograms) is Tough Luck Loser!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Loser is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt punches Loser with a barrage of solid shots to the jaw.
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+This Is Going To Hurt pops Loser with a series of hard blows to the chest. Loser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a barrage of blows to the chest!!
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+Loser hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Loser clocks This Is Going To Hurt with a series of solid shots to the jaw! This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
-This Is Going To Hurt paws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt punches Loser with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
+This Is Going To Hurt pummels Loser with a pair of furious blows to the jaw.
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This Is Going To Hurt tries to land a flurry of shots to the face, but Loser narrowly avoids it
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a volley of quick punches to the nose.
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

-This Is Going To Hurt tries to land a flurry of right shots to the chin, but misses.
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Loser punches This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+This Is Going To Hurt connects with a furious straight right to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits Loser with a volley of shots to the jaw!! Loser doesn't seem bothered.
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+This Is Going To Hurt whacks Loser with a barrage of blows to the chest.
+Loser slams This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of punches to the temple!
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a barrage of right shots to the head, but Loser quickly backs away.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits Loser with a volley of punches to the stomach! Loser shakes his head to clear it.
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-This Is Going To Hurt launches a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Loser charges with a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 44 of 81 punches, and Tough Luck Loser landed 20 of 38 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 10-9


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

Loser doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Loser is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Loser paws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but This Is Going To Hurt narrowly avoids it
+Loser scores with a volley of punches to the eye.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a uppercut to the nose.
-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Loser narrowly avoids it
-This Is Going To Hurt throws a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Loser backs out of it.
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-Loser throws a series of left punches to the face, but This Is Going To Hurt deftly avoits it.
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-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+This Is Going To Hurt slams Loser with a pair of furious shots to the ribs. Loser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hammers Loser with a stinging left to the jaw. Loser sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+This Is Going To Hurt rocks Loser with a flurry of vicious shots to the head!
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This Is Going To Hurt throws a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-This Is Going To Hurt fires a flurry of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Loser thumps This Is Going To Hurt with a powerful jab to the nose. This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a barrage of nasty blows to the mouth. Loser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Loser tries a jab to the nose, but This Is Going To Hurt blocks.
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a series of shots to the chin. Loser grimaces in pain.
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Loser shakes This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.
-This Is Going To Hurt tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Loser steps aside and laughs.
+This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a series of shots to the mouth. Loser falls against the ropes!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 41 of 79 punches, and Tough Luck Loser landed 18 of 39 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 20-18


This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Loser doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Loser is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Loser ties him up.
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a pair of blows to the temple!
+Loser hits with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+This Is Going To Hurt tags Loser with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+This Is Going To Hurt rocks Loser with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Loser wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Loser wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a pair of left blows to the nose, but to no avail.
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Loser lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but This Is Going To Hurt takes it in the forearms.
-Loser throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but misses.
+This Is Going To Hurt smashes Loser with a series of nice shots to the jaw!
-Loser tries a right to the temple, but comes up empty.
-This Is Going To Hurt fires a hook to the eye, but Loser takes it in the forearms.
-This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hammers Loser with a series of wild shots to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt catches Loser with a series of shots to the chest.
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 41 of 81 punches, and Tough Luck Loser landed 17 of 39 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 30-27


This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Loser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

This Is Going To Hurt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Loser is using the ring. (using the ring)

-This Is Going To Hurt launches a pair of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Loser throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but This Is Going To Hurt ties him up.
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-Loser lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Loser punches This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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-Loser lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Loser shakes This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 4 of 8 punches, and Tough Luck Loser landed 12 of 32 punches.

Tough Luck Loser won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 39-37


This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Loser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 4: Tough Luck Loser 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 4: Tough Luck Loser 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 39-37


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 4: Tough Luck Loser 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 39-37

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by decision!