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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Tough Luck Loser by unanimous decision: 38-35, 38-35, 38-35.

Match Sunday, July 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 305 pounds (138 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 315 pounds (143 kilograms) is Tough Luck Loser!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Loser is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Loser punches This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
+This Is Going To Hurt jars Loser with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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+Loser attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a series of mean blows to the ribs.
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-Loser probes with a volley of right shots to the nose, but This Is Going To Hurt ties him up.
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Loser probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Loser backs out of it.
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-This Is Going To Hurt throws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Loser narrowly avoids it
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Loser paws a cross to the nose, but loses his balance.
-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a right uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
-This Is Going To Hurt tries a right hook to the chest, but Loser backs out of it.
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+Loser throws a pair of shots to the chin.
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-This Is Going To Hurt tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Loser steps aside and laughs.
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+Loser hits with a series of light punches to the eye!
+This Is Going To Hurt hits Loser with a barrage of light shots to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 11 of 30 punches, and Tough Luck Loser landed 35 of 46 punches.

Tough Luck Loser won the round 10-9

Tough Luck Loser is winning the fight 10-9


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

Loser doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Loser is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Loser tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Loser tags This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose!
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+Loser hits with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
-Loser attempts a volley of right blows to the stomach, but This Is Going To Hurt covers himself well.
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+Loser throws a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt lands a flurry of loud shots to the chest.
Loser tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Loser pounds This Is Going To Hurt with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Loser solidly lands a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw! This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
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-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a left to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Loser fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus. This Is Going To Hurt falls against the ropes!
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-This Is Going To Hurt charges with a hook to the chest, but Loser blocks.
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Loser tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but This Is Going To Hurt ducks just in time.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 12 of 33 punches, and Tough Luck Loser landed 32 of 47 punches.

Tough Luck Loser won the round 10-9

Tough Luck Loser is winning the fight 20-18


This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Loser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)
Loser is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Loser annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Loser clocks This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of punches to the face.
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
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-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a uppercut to the jaw, but Loser steps aside.
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+Loser throws a off balance straight right to the chest.
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+Loser wakes up the fans with a series of glancing punches to the head. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-This Is Going To Hurt paws a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Loser deftly avoits it.
+This Is Going To Hurt tosses a barrage of nice shots to the eye.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a decisive uppercut and Loser staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Loser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Loser grazes This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of light shots to the mouth.
-This Is Going To Hurt charges with a series of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Loser throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but This Is Going To Hurt blocks.
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+Loser staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a furious jab to the chin.
+This Is Going To Hurt nails Loser with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a thundering right uppercut and Loser drops like a stone!!

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Loser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-This Is Going To Hurt fires a pair of punches to the head, but misses.
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+This Is Going To Hurt annoys Loser with a glancing right to the chin.
-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Loser scores with a series of light punches to the face. This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 16 of 41 punches, and Tough Luck Loser landed 38 of 48 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-7

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 28-27


This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Loser is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)
Loser is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Loser connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
+This Is Going To Hurt shakes Loser with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Loser lands flat on his back!!

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Loser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but misses.
+Loser lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Loser hits This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Loser escapes.
-This Is Going To Hurt tries to land a straight right to the temple, but Loser quickly backs away.
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-Loser attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt covers himself well.
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+Loser hits with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Loser wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Loser staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a series of painful punches to the chest!
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-This Is Going To Hurt throws a flurry of shots to the nose, but Loser backs out of it.
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+Loser wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 15 of 40 punches, and Tough Luck Loser landed 39 of 47 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-8

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 38-35


This Is Going To Hurt is obviously tired.

Loser is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tough Luck Loser 10-9
Round 2: Tough Luck Loser 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 38-35


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tough Luck Loser 10-9
Round 2: Tough Luck Loser 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 38-35


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tough Luck Loser 10-9
Round 2: Tough Luck Loser 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 38-35

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by decision!