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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, July 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a strong jab to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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+Crazyfucker stuns Pillow Hands with a strong left to the ribs.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a cross to the head.
+Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the head.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 26 of 38 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 21 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Crazyfucker covers up.
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+Pillow Hands lands a right to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a left right to the jaw, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Pillow Hands with a series of glancing blows to the head.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker escapes.
+Crazyfucker stuns Pillow Hands with a barrage of shots to the chin. Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pillow Hands throws a flurry of stiff shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 26 of 41 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 25 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands hits Crazyfucker with a uppercut to the head.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Pillow Hands with a flurry of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Pillow Hands clocks Crazyfucker with a wild jab to the mouth. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker nails Pillow Hands with a volley of quick blows to the chest. Pillow Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Pillow Hands jolts Crazyfucker with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 29 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 25 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the eye!
+Crazyfucker thumps Pillow Hands with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
+Pillow Hands hits Crazyfucker with a pair of wild shots to the nose. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Pillow Hands lands a commanding hook to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker slams Pillow Hands with a stiff left to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Pillow Hands jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of commanding blows to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 23 of 41 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 23 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a left to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of shots to the chest. Pillow Hands quickly recovers.
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+Pillow Hands hurts Crazyfucker with a powerful cross to the eye. Crazyfucker laughs!
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+Crazyfucker hits Pillow Hands with a powerful uppercut to the chin.
+Pillow Hands smacks Crazyfucker with a cross to the ribs.
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+Pillow Hands suprises Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Pillow Hands solidly lands a series of powerful blows to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 23 of 39 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 27 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker punches Pillow Hands with a volley of hard shots to the head!! Pillow Hands is hurt!
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+Pillow Hands hits Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands lands a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker ignores it.
+Crazyfucker scores with a barrage of loud shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right jab to the eye, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
+Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the face!
-Pillow Hands fires a uppercut to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Pillow Hands wallops Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Pillow Hands paws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 23 of 43 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker staggers Pillow Hands with a hard jab to the chest.
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+Pillow Hands catches Crazyfucker with a series of loud shots to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right blows to the chin, but Pillow Hands escapes.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
+Pillow Hands shakes Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Pillow Hands connects with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Pillow Hands blocks.
-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a flurry of glancing shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 25 of 39 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 11 of 23 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
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+Pillow Hands rocks Crazyfucker with a jab to the chin.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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+Pillow Hands tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a wild uppercut to the eye!! Pillow Hands doesn't notice.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right to the mouth, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of nice punches to the jaw!! Pillow Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Pillow Hands fires a flurry of commanding punches to the nose. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of light blows to the head! Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 23 of 38 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 23 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker lands a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Pillow Hands pounds Crazyfucker with a pair of strong shots to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the head, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+Pillow Hands suprises Crazyfucker with a jab to the nose. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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+Crazyfucker drills Pillow Hands with a series of solid blows to the temple.
+Pillow Hands hits with a volley of mean shots to the chest.
+Crazyfucker connects with a volley of blows to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 24 of 39 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands lands a jab to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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+Crazyfucker catches Pillow Hands with a pair of commanding blows to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands jars Crazyfucker with a quick uppercut to the mouth.
-Pillow Hands paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands staggers Crazyfucker with a pair of furious punches to the face! Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a pair of light blows to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker slams Pillow Hands with a barrage of hard shots to the nose. Pillow Hands covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 22 of 41 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 22 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Crazyfucker with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a loud jab to the ribs! Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Pillow Hands pops Crazyfucker with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker tags Pillow Hands with a volley of punches to the nose. Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pillow Hands fires a series of blows to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
+Crazyfucker punches Pillow Hands with a barrage of painful shots to the mouth. Pillow Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 24 of 38 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 21 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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+Crazyfucker pops Pillow Hands with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Pillow Hands throws a barrage of hard blows to the head. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right shots to the head, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Pillow Hands wallops Crazyfucker with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
+Crazyfucker strikes with a series of loud shots to the nose.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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+Pillow Hands staggers Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 22 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 26 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!