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(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Wee Wanker Keeler by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, July 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 75 pounds (34 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Keeler jolts Patrick with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Keeler thumps Patrick with a series of solid punches to the jaw! Patrick backpedals to his own corner.
+Patrick fires a mean straight right to the mouth.
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+Keeler hits with a volley of punches to the face!! Patrick hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Patrick throws a flurry of right shots to the head, but Keeler leaps aside.
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-Patrick launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Patrick probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Patrick whacks Keeler with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
+Patrick suprises Keeler with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Patrick attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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-Keeler probes with a pair of right blows to the nose, but Patrick blocks.
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+Patrick suprises Keeler with a flurry of punches to the face!!
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-Patrick probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Keeler hits with a series of solid punches to the stomach. Patrick shakes his head to clear it.
-Patrick probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
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-Patrick tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Keeler ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 21 of 58 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 22 of 29 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 10-9


Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Keeler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Keeler attacks with a volley of punches to the temple! Patrick sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Patrick throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
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-Keeler attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Patrick charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Patrick staggers Keeler with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Keeler attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Patrick escapes.
-Patrick attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Keeler ducks.
-Patrick fires a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Keeler escapes.
+Keeler pummels Patrick with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Patrick gets mad!
+Patrick annoys Keeler with a series of punches to the nose.
+Patrick shakes Keeler with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
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-Patrick attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Keeler backs out of it.
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+Keeler hurts Patrick with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Patrick fires a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Patrick thumps Keeler with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Keeler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 19 of 52 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 19 of 35 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 20-18


Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Keeler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Patrick smacks Keeler with a volley of light punches to the head!!
-Keeler throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Patrick deftly avoits it.
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-Patrick paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patrick paws a left to the temple, but Keeler leaps aside.
-Patrick launches a barrage of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Patrick attempts a series of left blows to the face, but Keeler quickly backs away.
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+Keeler jars Patrick with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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+Patrick tags Keeler with a jab to the eye.
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+Patrick lands a pair of powerful punches to the jaw. Keeler shakes his head to clear it.
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-Keeler tries a flurry of left punches to the face, but Patrick takes it in the forearms.
+Keeler attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the face.
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-Patrick throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Patrick charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 54 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 17 of 32 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 30-27


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick tries a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Patrick throws a wild jab to the stomach. Keeler seems wobbly!
-Patrick paws a straight right to the chin, but Keeler deftly avoits it.
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-Keeler lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Patrick steps aside.
+Keeler hits Patrick with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Patrick attacks with a left right to the nose, but Keeler quickly backs away.
-Keeler paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Patrick quickly backs away.
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+Keeler hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Patrick lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Keeler quickly backs away.
-Patrick charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
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+Patrick grazes Keeler with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Patrick paws a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Patrick connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple. Keeler grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 18 of 57 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 19 of 29 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 40-36


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Keeler paws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Patrick probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Patrick probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Patrick attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Patrick hits Keeler with a volley of punches to the jaw!
-Keeler lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Patrick ties him up.
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+Keeler fires a pair of punches to the eye.
-Patrick probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Keeler drills Patrick with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick fires a series of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Keeler hits Patrick with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Patrick hits Keeler with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
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-Patrick charges with a left jab to the face, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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-Patrick lunges with a jab to the eye, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Patrick attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Patrick belts Keeler with a pair of powerful punches to the face. Keeler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 19 of 55 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 19 of 30 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 50-45


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Keeler catches Patrick with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
-Patrick attempts a series of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Patrick throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Patrick charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Keeler ducks.
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+Patrick hits Keeler with a volley of wild punches to the nose. Keeler retreats to the far corner.
-Patrick probes with a series of left shots to the chin, but goes wide.
-Patrick attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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+Patrick fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Keeler hurts Patrick with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
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+Keeler punches Patrick with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Patrick lashes out with a cross to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Keeler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Keeler attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Patrick attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Patrick attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Keeler steps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 57 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 19 of 31 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 60-54


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Patrick lands a stiff sweeping right to the eye.
-Patrick throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Patrick launches a straight right to the stomach, but Keeler ducks.
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-Patrick tries a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Keeler blocks.
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+Keeler hurts Patrick with a series of punches to the eye! Patrick doesn't notice.
-Patrick lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Keeler covers himself well.
-Keeler attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Patrick steps aside.
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-Patrick probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Keeler steps aside.
-Patrick fires a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Keeler tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but Patrick blocks.
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+Keeler annoys Patrick with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Patrick lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Patrick throws a right jab to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Keeler hits Patrick with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
-Patrick attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Keeler blocks.
-Patrick fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Keeler escapes.
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+Patrick stuns Keeler with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 16 of 60 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 17 of 31 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 70-63


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Patrick jolts Keeler with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Patrick catches Keeler with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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+Keeler suprises Patrick with a series of furious punches to the stomach!
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-Patrick lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Keeler escapes.
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-Patrick attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Patrick attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Patrick probes with a left right to the stomach, but Keeler leaps aside.
-Patrick attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
-Keeler paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Patrick blocks.
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+Patrick throws a volley of punches to the eye.
+Keeler jars Patrick with a flurry of punches to the head. Patrick doesn't notice.
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-Patrick charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Keeler ducks just in time.
-Patrick lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Keeler ties him up.
-Patrick throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
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-Keeler tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Patrick probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Keeler ducks.
-Patrick fires a roundhouse to the chin, but Keeler ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 54 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 17 of 30 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 80-72


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick tries a flurry of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Patrick hits with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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-Patrick probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Patrick fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Keeler backs out of it.
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-Patrick probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Keeler covers himself well.
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+Patrick catches Keeler with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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-Patrick charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Keeler ducks.
-Patrick tries to land a right jab to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Patrick probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Patrick connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
-Patrick attempts a jab to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 15 of 53 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 4 of 8 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 90-81


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick lashes out with a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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-Patrick lunges with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Patrick tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but Keeler steps aside.
-Patrick launches a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Patrick hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Patrick lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Patrick charges with a left sweeping right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Patrick pops Keeler with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Patrick lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but Keeler steps aside.
-Patrick tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but Keeler escapes.
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+Patrick punches Keeler with a nice straight right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 14 of 54 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 4 of 8 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 100-90


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Keeler blocks.
+Patrick catches Keeler with a series of glancing punches to the chin. Keeler is hurt!
-Patrick attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Patrick launches a pair of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Patrick attempts a left jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Patrick lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Patrick smashes Keeler with a series of furious punches to the temple!
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+Patrick hammers Keeler with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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-Patrick attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
-Patrick probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 14 of 63 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 4 of 8 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 110-99


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Patrick stuns Keeler with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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-Patrick attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Patrick fires a series of left punches to the eye, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Patrick fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Keeler leaps aside.
-Patrick tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
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+Patrick throws a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. Keeler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Keeler scores with a solid straight right to the eye.
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-Patrick lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patrick charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Keeler covers himself well.
+Patrick whacks Keeler with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 60 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 4 of 8 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 120-108


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9

Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9

Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9

Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-108

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by decision!