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(Bantamweight) Tenacious D defeated Fidel Castro by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 115-112.

Match Saturday, June 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Fidel Castro!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Tenacious D!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Castro is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Tenacious fires a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Castro quickly backs away.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Castro lands a straight right to the nose.
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+Tenacious belts Castro with a barrage of wild blows to the stomach!
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+Castro rocks Tenacious with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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+Tenacious jolts Castro with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Castro tosses a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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+Tenacious nails Castro with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Tenacious solidly lands a volley of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Castro annoys Tenacious with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple!! Tenacious seems wobbly!
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+Castro lands a pair of strong punches to the eye.
+Castro stuns Tenacious with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 40 of 40 punches, and Tenacious D landed 13 of 25 punches.

Fidel Castro won the round 10-9

Fidel Castro is winning the fight 10-9


Castro doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tenacious doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Castro is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Castro jolts Tenacious with a volley of nasty shots to the head!
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+Tenacious smashes Castro with a flurry of painful shots to the chest!
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+Castro punches Tenacious with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tenacious attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Tenacious jars Castro with a series of punches to the eye. Castro falls against the ropes!
+Castro jars Tenacious with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Tenacious clocks Castro with a volley of glancing shots to the head.
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+Castro scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Castro hits with a series of shots to the head. Tenacious ignores it.
+Tenacious tags Castro with a volley of punches to the chin. Castro doesn't seem bothered.
+Tenacious throws a left to the eye.
+Castro attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Tenacious belts Castro with a series of mean punches to the ribs. Castro asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Tenacious rocks Castro with a pair of painful blows to the mouth.
+Castro grazes Tenacious with a furious straight right to the head. Tenacious sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Tenacious hits with a pair of shots to the jaw.
+Castro tags Tenacious with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Tenacious rocks Castro with a nice hook to the mouth.
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-Tenacious tries to land a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Castro ties him up.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro smacks Tenacious with a pair of heavy blows to the jaw.
+Tenacious jolts Castro with a volley of shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 41 of 41 punches, and Tenacious D landed 56 of 67 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Castro doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tenacious doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Castro is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Tenacious takes charge with a powerful uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Tenacious catches Castro with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tenacious lunges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Castro beats a hasty retreat.
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+Castro hammers Tenacious with a barrage of stiff shots to the temple. Tenacious doesn't notice.
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+Castro hits with a mean left to the mouth.
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+Castro drills Tenacious with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Castro throws a barrage of shots to the face.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tenacious jolts Castro with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
+Castro tosses a series of punches to the temple.
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+Castro throws a commanding right to the chest. Tenacious quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 40 of 40 punches, and Tenacious D landed 15 of 23 punches.

Fidel Castro won the round 10-9

Fidel Castro is winning the fight 29-28


Castro doesn't even want to rest!

Tenacious doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Castro is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Tenacious probes with a series of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Tenacious strikes with a flurry of heavy blows to the nose.
-Tenacious attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Tenacious throws a flurry of right shots to the nose, but falls short.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Castro throws a barrage of light shots to the ribs. Tenacious asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Castro pops Tenacious with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Tenacious tosses a pair of powerful shots to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Tenacious tattoos Castro with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Tenacious strikes with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tenacious lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Castro solidly lands a nasty right to the chin.
+Tenacious fires a barrage of nice blows to the nose.
+Castro punches Tenacious with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious smashes Castro with a pair of shots to the face. Castro doesn't notice.
+Tenacious tosses a stinging jab to the jaw!
+Castro tags Tenacious with a volley of quick punches to the face. Tenacious gets mad!
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+Castro connects with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth.
+Tenacious attacks with a series of punches to the chin!! Castro grimaces in pain.
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+Castro wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 40 of 40 punches, and Tenacious D landed 42 of 57 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Castro doesn't even want to rest!

Tenacious doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Castro is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Castro whacks Tenacious with a volley of punches to the chin.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro fires a pair of loud blows to the chin.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro strikes with a series of commanding punches to the head!
+Castro hits Tenacious with a nice straight right to the temple. Tenacious hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Castro fires a uppercut to the jaw!
-Tenacious attacks with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Tenacious fires a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tenacious slams Castro with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs.
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+Tenacious fires a volley of punches to the stomach. Castro sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 40 of 44 punches, and Tenacious D landed 16 of 23 punches.

Fidel Castro won the round 10-9

Fidel Castro is winning the fight 48-47


Castro doesn't even want to rest!

Tenacious doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Castro is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious lands a volley of blows to the eye.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tenacious lands a series of loud blows to the eye.
+Tenacious fires a barrage of nice blows to the chest.
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+Castro rocks Tenacious with a light uppercut to the eye. Tenacious backpedals to his own corner.
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+Castro tattoos Tenacious with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Castro hits with a volley of punches to the nose! Tenacious gets mad!
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-Tenacious fires a right uppercut to the jaw, but Castro steps aside and laughs.
-Tenacious launches a series of punches to the mouth, but Castro ties him up.
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+Tenacious fires a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Tenacious scores with a barrage of stinging shots to the mouth.
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+Castro rocks Tenacious with a powerful right to the jaw.
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+Tenacious hits with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious fires a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
+Tenacious connects with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Castro retreats to the far corner.
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-Tenacious attempts a left to the mouth, but Castro blocks.
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+Tenacious tags Castro with a volley of quick shots to the jaw.
+Tenacious throws a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Tenacious scores with a glancing cross to the chest. Castro gets mad!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 29 of 33 punches, and Tenacious D landed 51 of 63 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Castro doesn't even want to rest!

Tenacious doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Castro is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Castro staggers Tenacious with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Castro annoys Tenacious with a series of painful shots to the face.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious throws a barrage of vicious shots to the chest!
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+Castro stuns Tenacious with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious belts Castro with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro pummels Tenacious with a pair of powerful blows to the face. Tenacious quickly recovers.
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-Tenacious throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Castro ducks just in time.
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+Castro thumps Tenacious with a stinging left to the head!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 30 of 32 punches, and Tenacious D landed 16 of 26 punches.

Fidel Castro won the round 10-9

Fidel Castro is winning the fight 67-66


Castro remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tenacious doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Castro is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Castro fires a pair of stiff punches to the chest. Tenacious beats a hasty retreat.
+Tenacious punches Castro with a barrage of quick shots to the nose.
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+Tenacious tosses a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Tenacious hits Castro with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Tenacious hits with a volley of strong blows to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-Tenacious fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Castro leaps aside.
+Tenacious throws a painful sweeping right to the jaw. Castro hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Castro hits with a flurry of quick shots to the ribs.
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+Castro backs up Tenacious with a pair of off balance punches to the eye!
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro drills Tenacious with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Tenacious doesn't seem bothered.
+Tenacious connects with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Tenacious throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Castro steps aside and laughs.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro fires a barrage of heavy blows to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Tenacious wallops Castro with a pair of shots to the head. Castro grimaces in pain.
+Tenacious tosses a pair of shots to the chin. Castro sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Castro nails Tenacious with a series of vicious punches to the head.
-Tenacious launches a right uppercut to the face, but misses completely.
+Castro wakes up the fans with a volley of heavy blows to the head.
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+Castro suprises Tenacious with a series of strong blows to the jaw. Tenacious is hurt!
+Tenacious staggers Castro with a heavy cross to the stomach!!
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Castro hits Tenacious with a flurry of shots to the temple. Tenacious seems wobbly!
+Tenacious scores with a series of punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Tenacious tags Castro with a pair of stiff blows to the chest.
+Castro pops Tenacious with a uppercut to the chin. Tenacious quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 56 of 58 punches, and Tenacious D landed 51 of 73 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Castro remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tenacious doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Castro is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Castro strikes with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro hits Tenacious with a pair of punches to the chest. Tenacious ignores it.
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+Castro lands a barrage of stiff blows to the nose. Tenacious grimaces in pain.
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Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Castro lashes out with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Castro fires a nice straight right to the chin.
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+Tenacious pounds Castro with a flurry of nice blows to the chest.
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+Castro suprises Tenacious with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Tenacious gets mad!
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+Castro annoys Tenacious with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Tenacious nails Castro with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus!! Castro sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Castro thumps Tenacious with a volley of shots to the mouth.
+Castro backs up Tenacious with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tenacious lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Castro blocks.
+Castro jolts Tenacious with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs!
+Castro lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Tenacious beats a hasty retreat.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro belts Tenacious with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Tenacious smacks Castro with a flurry of loud shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 63 of 63 punches, and Tenacious D landed 16 of 24 punches.

Fidel Castro won the round 10-9

Fidel Castro is winning the fight 86-85


Castro remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tenacious doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Castro is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tenacious clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Tenacious whacks Castro with a barrage of mean blows to the nose. Castro sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tenacious attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Castro smashes Tenacious with a series of vicious punches to the jaw!
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+Castro shakes Tenacious with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
+Tenacious pounds Castro with a flurry of strong blows to the stomach!
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tenacious attacks with a volley of left blows to the temple, but fails to score.
+Tenacious fires a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
+Tenacious lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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+Tenacious punches Castro with a barrage of painful shots to the nose.
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+Castro throws a vicious straight right to the chin.
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+Castro belts Tenacious with a series of punches to the nose.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Castro belts Tenacious with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
-Tenacious throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Castro steps aside and laughs.
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-Tenacious tries a pair of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Castro hits Tenacious with a nasty jab to the face.
+Castro thumps Tenacious with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
+Tenacious pummels Castro with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tenacious lands a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth!! Castro backpedals to his own corner.
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+Tenacious staggers Castro with a series of punches to the temple. Castro sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Tenacious backs up Castro with a series of nasty shots to the head. Castro quickly recovers.
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+Tenacious grazes Castro with a barrage of glancing blows to the eye. Castro sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Castro fires a jab to the temple!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap shots to the chin.
-Tenacious paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Tenacious wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+Castro throws a series of punches to the eye.
+Tenacious hits with a flurry of powerful blows to the jaw.
+Castro stuns Tenacious with a volley of commanding punches to the nose!
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+Tenacious hits with a flurry of nasty shots to the ribs. Castro ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 54 of 62 punches, and Tenacious D landed 57 of 80 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Castro remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tenacious doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Castro is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tenacious flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Castro grazes Tenacious with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Tenacious pops Castro with a hook to the mouth. Castro ignores it.
+Castro smacks Tenacious with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
+Tenacious drills Castro with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
-Tenacious lunges with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Tenacious punches Castro with a pair of solid punches to the face!! Castro seems wobbly!
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+Tenacious throws a pair of loud shots to the face. Castro quickly recovers.
+Castro scores with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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+Tenacious punches Castro with a pair of stiff shots to the head!!
+Castro hits Tenacious with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
Castro tries to attack, but Tenacious hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Tenacious catches Castro with a volley of solid shots to the eye.
+Tenacious scores with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Castro hammers Tenacious with a volley of commanding punches to the nose!
+Castro backs up Tenacious with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Tenacious asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Castro hits with a strong straight right to the ribs.
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-Tenacious fires a barrage of punches to the face, but Castro backs out of it.
+Castro suprises Tenacious with a volley of light punches to the head. Tenacious backpedals to his own corner.
+Tenacious grazes Castro with a pair of blows to the mouth.
+Tenacious hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
+Tenacious tags Castro with a series of shots to the head!! Castro ignores it.
+Castro tosses a pair of powerful punches to the temple. Tenacious shakes his head to clear it.
+Tenacious lashes out with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
+Castro hits with a furious jab to the temple. Tenacious falls against the ropes!
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+Castro shakes Tenacious with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
+Castro stuns Tenacious with a right to the stomach. Tenacious beats a hasty retreat.
+Tenacious strikes with a series of punches to the face.
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+Tenacious fires a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth.
-Tenacious lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Tenacious attacks with a right hook to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Tenacious paws a uppercut to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Tenacious stuns Castro with a volley of hard shots to the mouth!
+Tenacious connects with a volley of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Tenacious tags Castro with a nice uppercut to the chest. Castro ignores it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 72 of 72 punches, and Tenacious D landed 79 of 99 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

Tenacious D is winning the fight 105-104


Castro remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tenacious remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Castro is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tenacious throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Castro grazes Tenacious with a straight right to the temple. Tenacious sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Tenacious hits Castro with a series of wild roundhouses to the head.
+Castro lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Tenacious hits with a pair of heavy uppercuts to the face.
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+Castro hits with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
+Castro whacks Tenacious with a volley of punches to the temple. Tenacious shakes his head to clear it.
+Castro jolts Tenacious with a pair of punches to the face!!
+Castro connects with a right to the stomach!
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+Tenacious nails Castro with a flurry of glancing crosses to the jaw. Castro grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Castro hurts Tenacious with a series of glancing blows to the temple.
-Tenacious throws a blow to the jaw, but Castro leaps aside.
+Castro fires a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Castro lands a mean jab to the chin!!
+Tenacious hammers Castro with a pair of painful blows to the chin.
Tenacious lands a vicious punch in the nose and Castro staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Castro struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Tenacious tries a flurry of hooks to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Castro annoys Tenacious with a volley of light punches to the temple. Tenacious shakes his head to clear it.
-Tenacious launches a pair of shots to the head, but Castro hides behind his gloves.
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+Castro strikes with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
+Tenacious wakes up the fans with a pair of uppercuts to the eye.
+Tenacious jars Castro with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Tenacious lashes out with a volley of hooks to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Castro smashes Tenacious with a left to the nose.
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+Tenacious catches Castro with a flurry of wild roundhouses to the nose! Castro gets mad!
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+Castro smashes Tenacious with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Castro strikes with a quick jab to the face.
+Castro fires a volley of wild roundhouses to the face.
+Castro annoys Tenacious with a barrage of crosses to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fidel Castro landed 72 of 72 punches, and Tenacious D landed 27 of 39 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-8

Tenacious D is winning the fight 115-112


Castro grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Tenacious remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 2: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 3: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 4: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 5: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 6: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 7: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 8: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 9: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 10: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 11: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 12: Tenacious D 10-8

Total Score: Tenacious D 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 2: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 3: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 4: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 5: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 6: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 7: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 8: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 9: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 10: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 11: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 12: Tenacious D 10-8

Total Score: Tenacious D 114-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 2: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 3: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 4: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 5: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 6: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 7: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 8: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 9: Fidel Castro 10-9
Round 10: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 11: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 12: Tenacious D 10-8

Total Score: Tenacious D 115-112

Tenacious D wins by decision!