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(Cruiserweight) crazy 8 defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, June 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 183 pounds (83 kilograms) is crazy 8!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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-Hands tries to land a volley of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Hands hits Crazy with a series of shots to the jaw.
-Hands launches a barrage of right shots to the head, but Crazy quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
-Hands fires a barrage of right blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Hands tosses a barrage of blows to the chin.
-Crazy attempts a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Hands deftly avoits it.
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+Hands hits with a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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+Crazy annoys Hands with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Hands laughs!
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+Hands pummels Crazy with a volley of off balance shots to the nose.
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+Crazy suprises Hands with a flurry of mean shots to the face.
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+Hands lands a series of punches to the face.
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-Hands tries to land a left jab to the face, but Crazy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazy belts Hands with a volley of solid punches to the eye. Hands is hurt!
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+Crazy wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Hands strikes with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye.
+Hands catches Crazy with a pair of blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 32 of 58 punches, and crazy 8 landed 25 of 30 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-9

crazy 8 is winning the fight 10-9


Hands doesn't even want to rest!

Crazy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Hands drills Crazy with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Hands lunges with a left to the ribs, but Crazy leaps aside.
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+Hands hurts Crazy with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Hands throws a pair of shots to the jaw, but Crazy ties him up.
+Hands punches Crazy with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Crazy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Hands tosses a flurry of strong blows to the head.
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-Crazy probes with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Hands ties him up.
-Hands throws a barrage of left shots to the face, but Crazy deftly avoits it.
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-Hands throws a pair of left shots to the chin, but misses.
-Hands fires a pair of left shots to the nose, but Crazy hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazy clocks Hands with a flurry of mean blows to the mouth!!
+Crazy scores with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Hands throws a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Crazy fires a volley of stiff blows to the eye.
+Crazy tosses a roundhouse to the head! Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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-Hands lunges with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Crazy leaps aside.
+Crazy drills Hands with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 25 of 58 punches, and crazy 8 landed 26 of 30 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-9

crazy 8 is winning the fight 20-18


Hands grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Crazy annoys Hands with a flurry of shots to the head.
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+Hands hits with a series of solid shots to the head.
-Hands paws a straight right to the nose, but goes wide.
+Crazy jars Hands with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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-Hands attempts a roundhouse to the mouth, but Crazy ties him up.
+Crazy hits with a jab to the head.
Crazy lands a quick cross to the jaw and Hands is knocked down!!

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TWO

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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Crazy deftly avoits it.
-Hands probes with a left hook to the face, but goes wide.
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-Hands attempts a series of blows to the eye, but Crazy steps aside.
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-Hands probes with a left hook to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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-Hands lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Crazy narrowly avoids it
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+Hands slams Crazy with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Hands tosses a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Hands probes with a left straight right to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Hands strikes with a pair of blows to the nose.
+Crazy connects with a commanding straight right to the face. Hands doesn't seem bothered.
+Crazy throws a barrage of hard shots to the nose.
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+Crazy fires a volley of stiff shots to the nose. Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 22 of 64 punches, and crazy 8 landed 32 of 32 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-8

crazy 8 is winning the fight 30-26


Hands is slowing down.

Crazy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

+Crazy fires a volley of powerful punches to the head. Hands backpedals to his own corner.
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-Hands charges with a left roundhouse to the nose, but Crazy steps aside and laughs.
+Crazy hits with a flurry of stiff shots to the nose. Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hands drills Crazy with a volley of loud blows to the mouth.
+Crazy hurts Hands with a pair of punches to the face. Hands ignores it.
Crazy lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Hands's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazy solidly lands a volley of wild shots to the nose.
+Hands tags Crazy with a pair of loud blows to the eye. Crazy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hands whacks Crazy with a volley of punches to the nose. Crazy ignores it.
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+Crazy grazes Hands with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
Crazy lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Hands falls to the canvas!!

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TWO

THREE

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FIVE

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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Crazy steps aside.
-Hands charges with a series of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Hands throws a left to the chin! Crazy doesn't seem bothered.
+Crazy hits with a pair of heavy shots to the temple.
-Hands paws a pair of left shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Hands tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Crazy leaps aside.
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-Hands launches a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Crazy beats a hasty retreat.
-Hands launches a volley of shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hands throws a pair of loud shots to the face.
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-Hands attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but Crazy hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazy takes charge with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Hands tattoos Crazy with a hard straight right to the mouth.
-Hands attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Crazy attacks with a flurry of furious blows to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 17 of 62 punches, and crazy 8 landed 32 of 33 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-7

crazy 8 is winning the fight 40-33


Hands receives medical attention from his trainer.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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-Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Crazy jars Hands with a flurry of blows to the stomach!!
+Crazy hits Hands with a barrage of mean shots to the solar plexus. Hands laughs!
Crazy lands a vicious hook and Hands goes down!!

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TWO

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FIVE
Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Crazy leaps aside.
-Hands paws a pair of right shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Crazy lands a flurry of shots to the nose.
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-Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Crazy hides behind his gloves.
+Crazy pounds Hands with a volley of mean blows to the mouth!! Crazy sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Hands is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
crazy 8 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: crazy 8 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-8
Round 4: crazy 8 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: crazy 8 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-8
Round 4: crazy 8 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: crazy 8 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-8
Round 4: crazy 8 10-7

crazy 8 wins by a technical knockout!