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(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 119-115, 119-116, 119-115.

Match Tuesday, June 18, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Sobchak tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-19

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-29

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-39

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Sobchak hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 50-49

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 60-58

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of right blows to the eye, but Sobchak blocks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 9 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 70-67

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 80-77

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 90-86

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 100-95

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 8 punches.

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 109-105

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Sobchak steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 119-115

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

The judges decisions are:

Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 119-115

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 119-116

Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 119-115

Walter Sobchak wins by decision!