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(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by majority decision: 118-117, 117-117, 118-117.

Match Friday, June 14, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-19


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters circle.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-29


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Sobchak escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-39


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 50-49


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 8 punches.

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a right roundhouse to the temple, but Sobchak steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a right hook to the mouth, but Sobchak deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 99-98


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Sobchak tries to land a barrage of blows to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 8 punches.

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak hits Coffeeguzzler with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 118-117


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 118-117

Walter Sobchak wins by decision!