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(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 118-112, 118-113, 118-114.

Match Monday, June 10, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left shots to the eye, but Sobchak hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-18

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right sweeping right to the face, but to no avail.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-27

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-36

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Sobchak probes with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 8 punches.

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 49-46

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 59-56

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Sobchak paws a cross to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 8 punches.

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 68-66

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a straight right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 78-75

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Sobchak throws a left uppercut to the face, but misses completely.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 88-85

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 98-94

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 108-104

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 118-113

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

The judges decisions are:

Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 118-112

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 118-113

Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 118-114

Walter Sobchak wins by decision!