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(Heavyweight) Hypothesis defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Sunday, June 09, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is Hypothesis!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hypo bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Hypo lashes out with a volley of combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker fires a pair of light combinations to the face. Hypo beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hypo whacks Crazyfucker with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
Hypo lands a brutal blow to the temple and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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SEVEN
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker throws a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Hypo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hypo jars Crazyfucker with a barrage of nice combinations to the mouth. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Hypo probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Hypo with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker jars Hypo with a strong jab to the mouth.
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-Hypo fires a barrage of combinations to the face, but comes up empty.
+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the mouth.
-Hypo probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker hits Hypo with a commanding cross to the eye.
+Hypo hits with a series of light combinations to the chin. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
Hypo lands a quick left blow to the temple and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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NINE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 24 of 24 punches, and Hypothesis landed 11 of 33 punches.

Hypothesis won the round 10-7

Hypothesis is winning the fight 10-7


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Hypo doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hypo bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Hypo fires a volley of glancing combinations to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Hypo whacks Crazyfucker with a roundhouse to the mouth. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
Hypo lands a sudden left uppercut and Crazyfucker is flattened!!

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NINE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker solidly lands a flurry of heavy punches to the face!
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-Hypo throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Hypo connects with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker pummels Hypo with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Hypo catches Crazyfucker with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
Hypo lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!

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EIGHT
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hypo attacks with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Crazyfucker strikes with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker nails Hypo with a pair of punches to the temple. Hypo sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Crazyfucker thumps Hypo with a volley of light punches to the jaw!
-Hypo charges with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Hypo tries a volley of combinations to the face, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Hypo with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 22 of 24 punches, and Hypothesis landed 10 of 32 punches.

Hypothesis won the round 10-7

Hypothesis is winning the fight 20-14


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hypo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hypo bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Crazyfucker pops Hypo with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach.
+Hypo slams Crazyfucker with a pair of loud combinations to the nose.
Hypo lands a vicious punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

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THREE

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SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hypo annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of quick combinations to the face!
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of glancing shots to the head.
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-Hypo charges with a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Hypo with a flurry of wild punches to the head. Hypo laughs!
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the nose. Hypo gets mad!
+Hypo annoys Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful combinations to the mouth. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Hypo lands a tremendous left blow to the temple and Crazyfucker is knocked out of the ring!!

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SEVEN
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Hypo with a series of hard combinations to the jaw.
-Hypo attempts a left to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Hypo attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker slams Hypo with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. Hypo shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 24 of 25 punches, and Hypothesis landed 11 of 29 punches.

Hypothesis won the round 10-7

Hypothesis is winning the fight 30-21


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Hypo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hypo bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Hypo launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of mean shots to the eye!!
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+Crazyfucker drills Hypo with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Hypo doesn't seem bothered.
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+Crazyfucker hits Hypo with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Hypo falls against the ropes!
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+Crazyfucker pounds Hypo with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Hypo with a pair of loud blows to the chest.
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+Hypo connects with a series of wild combinations to the temple.
Hypo lands a decisive right hook and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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THREE

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Hypo with a barrage of nasty combinations to the ribs! Hypo ignores it.
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-Hypo lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a volley of vicious punches to the temple!
-Hypo throws a sweeping right to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a barrage of hard blows to the nose.
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+Hypo punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious combinations to the head!! Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Hypo throws a solid jab to the eye.
Hypo lands a beautiful right blow to the temple and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hypo paws a series of combinations to the chin, but misses.
-Hypo launches a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Hypo lands a nice jab to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 24 of 24 punches, and Hypothesis landed 9 of 30 punches.

Hypothesis won the round 10-7

Hypothesis is winning the fight 40-28


Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.

Hypo is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hypo bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Crazyfucker grazes Hypo with a sweeping right to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Hypo with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose! Hypo sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a nasty right to the solar plexus. Hypo is hurt!
+Hypo catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of powerful combinations to the nose.
Hypo lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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TWO

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Hypo with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Hypo falls against the ropes!
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-Hypo throws a cross to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Hypo scores with a flurry of nasty combinations to the mouth.
+Crazyfucker annoys Hypo with a stiff straight right to the eye.
+Hypo pokes Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff shots to the face.
+Crazyfucker clocks Hypo with a wild straight right to the ribs.
+Hypo pops Crazyfucker with a pair of stiff blows to the chin.
Hypo lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Crazyfucker is flattened!!

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SEVEN
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hypo attempts a jab to the mouth, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Hypo charges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Hypo throws a series of combinations to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches, and Hypothesis landed 9 of 30 punches.

Hypothesis won the round 10-7

Hypothesis is winning the fight 50-35


Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye.

Hypo is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hypo bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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-Hypo charges with a right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Hypo smacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Hypo attacks with a series of combinations to the chin, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Hypo attacks with a left straight right to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Hypo pounds Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the eye.
-Hypo attempts a volley of right blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a furious cross to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a vicious right to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of blows to the jaw!
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+Hypo fires a barrage of nice combinations to the face.
Hypo lands a crashing right uppercut and Crazyfucker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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SEVEN
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hypo strikes with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
Hypo lands a sudden haymaker and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a pair of vicious blows to the jaw.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 20 of 25 punches, and Hypothesis landed 8 of 32 punches.

Hypothesis won the round 10-7

Hypothesis is winning the fight 60-42


Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Hypo is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hypo bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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-Hypo tries a barrage of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of stinging shots to the mouth.
-Hypo probes with a pair of right combinations to the nose, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Hypo backs up Crazyfucker with a roundhouse to the nose.
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+Hypo scores with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
Hypo lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hypo attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hypo smashes Crazyfucker with a barrage of combinations to the face.
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+Hypo fires a pair of combinations to the nose.
Hypo lands a bone crushing right blow to the head and Crazyfucker is flattened!!

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EIGHT
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hypo smashes Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the face! Crazyfucker ignores it.
Hypo lands a slow motion hook and Crazyfucker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Hypothesis wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hypo is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 2: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 3: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 4: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 5: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 6: Hypothesis 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 2: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 3: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 4: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 5: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 6: Hypothesis 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 2: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 3: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 4: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 5: Hypothesis 10-7
Round 6: Hypothesis 10-7

Hypothesis wins by a knockout!