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(Heavyweight) Morgan Fairchild defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 118-110, 116-112, 118-110.

Match Wednesday, June 05, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Morgan Fairchild!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild comes out fighting.

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+Fairchild connects with a volley of punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Fairchild with a barrage of shots to the head.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Fairchild with a hook to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Fairchild with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
-Fairchild attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Fairchild throws a series of strong shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Fairchild charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of commanding blows to the nose.
+Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Fairchild hits with a barrage of nice shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 23 of 24 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 21 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Fairchild doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild comes out fighting.

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-Fairchild launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Fairchild hits with a series of stinging shots to the chest.
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+Fairchild smashes Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the face. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Crazyfucker stuns Fairchild with a series of painful shots to the nose. Fairchild retreats to the far corner.
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-Fairchild paws a volley of right blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Fairchild attacks with a series of nasty shots to the stomach. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Crazyfucker fires a vicious left to the eye!
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+Fairchild pops Crazyfucker with a pair of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Fairchild with a series of solid shots to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Fairchild with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 21 of 24 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 19 of 34 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 20-19


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fairchild doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker backs up Fairchild with a volley of hard shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Fairchild fires a stinging uppercut to the chest.
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+Fairchild smashes Crazyfucker with a barrage of heavy blows to the jaw.
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-Fairchild charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Fairchild paws a series of left blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 19 of 31 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 30-28


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fairchild doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a roundhouse to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Fairchild throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker tags Fairchild with a pair of blows to the jaw.
+Fairchild tattoos Crazyfucker with a volley of wild shots to the nose. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
+Crazyfucker throws a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a strong jab to the eye.
-Fairchild fires a right left to the face, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Fairchild hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Fairchild backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of loud blows to the face.
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+Fairchild jolts Crazyfucker with a series of glancing shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 22 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 20 of 32 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 40-37


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Fairchild doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild comes out fighting.

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+Fairchild rocks Crazyfucker with a series of stiff shots to the temple.
+Crazyfucker grazes Fairchild with a pair of loud blows to the temple. Fairchild hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Fairchild attempts a barrage of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Fairchild fires a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus!! Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Fairchild staggers Crazyfucker with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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-Fairchild lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Fairchild with a stiff right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 24 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 19 of 28 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 50-46


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Fairchild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild covers up.

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-Fairchild attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Fairchild staggers Crazyfucker with a strong sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Fairchild punches Crazyfucker with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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+Fairchild drills Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Fairchild attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a painful jab to the face! Fairchild sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of blows to the temple, but Fairchild hides behind his gloves.
-Fairchild probes with a pair of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker escapes.
+Crazyfucker smashes Fairchild with a series of strong punches to the ribs!!
-Fairchild tries a jab to the nose, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
+Fairchild fires a barrage of painful blows to the temple!
-Crazyfucker charges with a right hook to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 24 of 38 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 60-55


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Fairchild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a right to the head, but Fairchild hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker catches Fairchild with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the eye, but Fairchild backs out of it.
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-Fairchild tries to land a left jab to the head, but fails to score.
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+Fairchild fires a pair of commanding blows to the chin.
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-Fairchild probes with a right roundhouse to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a barrage of vicious blows to the temple! Fairchild retreats to the far corner.
+Fairchild shakes Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious shots to the temple.
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-Fairchild attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Fairchild hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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+Fairchild thumps Crazyfucker with a flurry of hard shots to the nose. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 25 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 22 of 39 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 70-64


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Fairchild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Fairchild jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Fairchild with a barrage of glancing blows to the jaw.
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+Fairchild pummels Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging blows to the nose.
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+Fairchild annoys Crazyfucker with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Fairchild with a cross to the mouth.
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+Fairchild connects with a flurry of loud blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Fairchild steps aside and laughs.
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-Fairchild attempts a volley of shots to the mouth, but misses.
+Fairchild grazes Crazyfucker with a vicious jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 12 of 23 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 26 of 39 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 80-73


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Fairchild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild covers up.

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+Fairchild punches Crazyfucker with a pair of light punches to the eye.
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-Fairchild probes with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a left to the stomach, but Fairchild blocks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Fairchild staggers Crazyfucker with a loud cross to the head.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left shots to the jaw, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Fairchild with a volley of hard punches to the eye. Fairchild doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 23 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 17 of 24 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 90-82


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Fairchild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild covers up.

-Fairchild fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Fairchild attacks with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a jab to the chin, but Fairchild backs out of it.
+Fairchild smashes Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker tags Fairchild with a series of shots to the head.
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+Fairchild solidly lands a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Fairchild with a volley of commanding blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 12 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 99-92


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Fairchild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild covers up.

+Fairchild hits with a series of shots to the head.
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-Fairchild paws a left uppercut to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
+Fairchild annoys Crazyfucker with a series of nasty blows to the jaw.
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-Fairchild fires a pair of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left roundhouse to the temple, but falls short.
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+Fairchild lands a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Fairchild staggers Crazyfucker with a cross to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker tags Fairchild with a stinging right to the chest. Fairchild beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 25 of 41 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 109-101


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Fairchild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Fairchild stays outside and uses his jab.

-Fairchild charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Fairchild probes with a series of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Fairchild wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
+Fairchild tags Crazyfucker with a volley of hard punches to the nose!! Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left shots to the eye, but Fairchild narrowly avoids it
-Fairchild launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Fairchild with a series of wild punches to the chin. Fairchild beats a hasty retreat.
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+Fairchild lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker jars Fairchild with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Fairchild hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Fairchild attacks with a stinging jab to the chin. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches, and Morgan Fairchild landed 28 of 39 punches.

Morgan Fairchild won the round 10-9

Morgan Fairchild is winning the fight 119-110


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Fairchild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 3: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 4: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 5: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 6: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 7: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 8: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 9: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 12: Morgan Fairchild 10-9

Total Score: Morgan Fairchild 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 4: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 5: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 6: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 7: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 8: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 12: Morgan Fairchild 10-9

Total Score: Morgan Fairchild 116-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 3: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 4: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 5: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 6: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 7: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 8: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 9: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Morgan Fairchild 10-9
Round 12: Morgan Fairchild 10-9

Total Score: Morgan Fairchild 118-110

Morgan Fairchild wins by decision!