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(Featherweight) Slack Jaw Redneck defeated BOT-152476 by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, June 01, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Slack Jaw Redneck!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is BOT-152476!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Redneck throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-152476 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Redneck annoys Bot-152476 with a pair of glancing shots to the jaw.
-Redneck launches a flurry of right hooks to the face, but Bot-152476 covers himself well.
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+Redneck connects with a flurry of commanding shots to the jaw.
Redneck lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Bot-152476 hurtles to the canvas!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Bot-152476 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Redneck probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but Bot-152476 ducks.
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+Bot-152476 throws a jab to the head.
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+Redneck fires a volley of stiff shots to the chin.
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+Redneck tosses a series of blows to the temple!!
+Bot-152476 smacks Redneck with a pair of mean punches to the chin. Redneck asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bot-152476 hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest!! Redneck doesn't notice.
+Redneck hits with a flurry of off balance hooks to the eye.
-Redneck tries a volley of shots to the eye, but Bot-152476 leaps aside.
+Bot-152476 hits with a pair of punches to the face.
+Bot-152476 thumps Redneck with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
+Bot-152476 whacks Redneck with a series of blows to the chin. Redneck sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bot-152476 belts Redneck with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Bot-152476 hits Redneck with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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+Bot-152476 tags Redneck with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
+Bot-152476 jars Redneck with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Bot-152476 pokes Redneck with a off balance roundhouse to the temple.
+Bot-152476 punches Redneck with a series of furious roundhouses to the chin.
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+Bot-152476 strikes with a volley of punches to the jaw. Redneck seems wobbly!
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+Bot-152476 tosses a volley of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Bot-152476 tags Redneck with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
+Redneck punches Bot-152476 with a series of shots to the mouth. Bot-152476 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bot-152476 tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Bot-152476 clocks Redneck with a pair of solid punches to the eye!
+Bot-152476 tags Redneck with a volley of vicious punches to the eye!
+Bot-152476 hits Redneck with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slack Jaw Redneck landed 27 of 41 punches, and BOT-152476 landed 88 of 90 punches.

Slack Jaw Redneck won the round 10-8

Slack Jaw Redneck is winning the fight 10-8


Redneck doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152476 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Redneck is brawling. (inside)
Bot-152476 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Bot-152476 hurts Redneck with a series of powerful punches to the chin. Redneck sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Redneck throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Bot-152476 connects with a volley of painful punches to the head!
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+Bot-152476 suprises Redneck with a barrage of punches to the chin!
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+Bot-152476 throws a pair of punches to the chest.
+Bot-152476 pummels Redneck with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-152476 connects with a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Bot-152476 tags Redneck with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw!!
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+Bot-152476 hits with a series of off balance punches to the head.
-Redneck attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Bot-152476 fires a jab to the mouth.
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+Bot-152476 pummels Redneck with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Bot-152476 hammers Redneck with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Redneck beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-152476 grazes Redneck with a flurry of nice punches to the head. Redneck covers up.
+Redneck hits Bot-152476 with a hook to the chest.
+Bot-152476 backs up Redneck with a volley of strong punches to the eye. Redneck laughs!
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+Redneck punches Bot-152476 with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Bot-152476 fires a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Bot-152476 punches Redneck with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slack Jaw Redneck landed 13 of 24 punches, and BOT-152476 landed 84 of 84 punches.

BOT-152476 won the round 10-9

Slack Jaw Redneck is winning the fight 19-18


Redneck doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152476 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Redneck is brawling. (inside)
Bot-152476 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Bot-152476 throws a pair of furious punches to the chin.
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+Bot-152476 pops Redneck with a series of mean blows to the mouth.
+Bot-152476 suprises Redneck with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw!
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+Bot-152476 strikes with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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+Bot-152476 grazes Redneck with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-152476 fires a pair of punches to the temple.
+Bot-152476 hits Redneck with a series of heavy punches to the mouth!
+Bot-152476 tags Redneck with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-152476 takes charge with a vicious jab to the chin.
+Bot-152476 punches Redneck with a series of punches to the temple. Redneck ignores it.
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-Redneck probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Redneck catches Bot-152476 with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Redneck tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-152476 wakes up the fans with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-152476 stuns Redneck with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
+Redneck hurts Bot-152476 with a flurry of blows to the chest. Bot-152476 ignores it.
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+Bot-152476 thumps Redneck with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Bot-152476 connects with a volley of solid punches to the head.
+Bot-152476 annoys Redneck with a volley of powerful punches to the head. Redneck falls against the ropes!
-Redneck probes with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Bot-152476 steps aside.
+Bot-152476 throws a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
+Bot-152476 pops Redneck with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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+Redneck wallops Bot-152476 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
+Redneck tattoos Bot-152476 with a flurry of commanding shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slack Jaw Redneck landed 20 of 39 punches, and BOT-152476 landed 87 of 87 punches.

BOT-152476 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Redneck doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152476 is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Redneck is brawling. (inside)
Bot-152476 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Bot-152476 tags Redneck with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
-Redneck probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Bot-152476 pounds Redneck with a pair of light shots to the stomach.
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-Redneck tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but Bot-152476 deftly avoits it.
+Bot-152476 attacks with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Bot-152476 annoys Redneck with a series of punches to the head.
+Redneck tags Bot-152476 with a stinging roundhouse to the chest.
+Bot-152476 scores with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Redneck stuns Bot-152476 with a series of strong shots to the ribs. Bot-152476 is hurt!
+Redneck jars Bot-152476 with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Bot-152476 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-152476 tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Redneck hits with a flurry of shots to the chest. Bot-152476 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-152476 lashes out with a powerful sweeping right to the eye.
+Bot-152476 fires a volley of glancing punches to the face. Redneck backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bot-152476 jolts Redneck with a series of punches to the head.
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+Bot-152476 whacks Redneck with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
+Bot-152476 thumps Redneck with a pair of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
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+Bot-152476 fires a series of blows to the ribs! Redneck hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-152476 stuns Redneck with a off balance roundhouse to the head. Redneck retreats to the far corner.
-Redneck launches a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-152476 throws a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slack Jaw Redneck landed 23 of 41 punches, and BOT-152476 landed 82 of 87 punches.

BOT-152476 won the round 10-9

BOT-152476 is winning the fight 38-37


Redneck doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152476 is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Redneck throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-152476 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Bot-152476 lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-152476 hits Redneck with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bot-152476 scores with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-152476 strikes with a loud jab to the mouth. Redneck asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bot-152476 punches Redneck with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Bot-152476 connects with a wild jab to the stomach. Redneck is hurt!
+Bot-152476 nails Redneck with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
+Bot-152476 jolts Redneck with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-152476 tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Redneck whacks Bot-152476 with a jab to the mouth.
+Bot-152476 hammers Redneck with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
+Bot-152476 slams Redneck with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-152476 annoys Redneck with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus! Redneck ignores it.
+Bot-152476 throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Redneck annoys Bot-152476 with a series of quick punches to the nose!!
Redneck lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Bot-152476 hurtles to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Bot-152476 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-152476 shakes Redneck with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Redneck solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the nose.
+Redneck slams Bot-152476 with a series of punches to the face!!
+Redneck backs up Bot-152476 with a flurry of quick roundhouses to the chin. Bot-152476 doesn't notice.
Redneck lands a lightning left uppercut and Bot-152476 is knocked down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Slack Jaw Redneck wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Redneck doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152476 collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slack Jaw Redneck 10-8
Round 2: BOT-152476 10-9
Round 3: BOT-152476 10-9
Round 4: BOT-152476 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slack Jaw Redneck 10-8
Round 2: BOT-152476 10-9
Round 3: BOT-152476 10-9
Round 4: BOT-152476 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slack Jaw Redneck 10-8
Round 2: BOT-152476 10-9
Round 3: BOT-152476 10-9
Round 4: BOT-152476 10-9

Slack Jaw Redneck wins by a knockout!