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(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 120-111, 120-112, 120-111.

Match Friday, May 31, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 9 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Sobchak deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-18

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-27

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-37

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a hook to the chin, but Sobchak leaps aside.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 50-47

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler paws a left to the nose, but Sobchak backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 60-56

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 70-65

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 80-74

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Sobchak deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 90-83

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Sobchak hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 100-92

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 110-102

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 120-111

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

The judges decisions are:

Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-111

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-112

Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-111

Walter Sobchak wins by decision!