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(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 120-112, 120-112, 120-112.

Match Monday, May 27, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 151 pounds (68 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 7 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of blows to the mouth, but misses.
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+Sobchak backs up Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 5 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-18

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-27

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right blows to the head, but Sobchak blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-36

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 50-46

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 60-56

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Sobchak ducks.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 70-65

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 80-75

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 90-85

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 100-94

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of left shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Sobchak hits with Coffeeguzzler with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 110-103

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 120-112

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

The judges decisions are:

Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-112

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-112

George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-112

Walter Sobchak wins by decision!