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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Rockness Monster by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-113, 116-112.

Match Wednesday, May 22, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 229 pounds (104 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Monster hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Monster with a barrage of stiff shots to the jaw.
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-Monster lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Monster launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
+Monster pokes Crazyfucker with a glancing roundhouse to the temple. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
+Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of light shots to the face. Monster quickly recovers.
-Monster attempts a left cross to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Monster jolts Crazyfucker with a straight right to the chin.
-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Monster steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 17 of 23 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 18 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Monster doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Monster strikes with a vicious left to the ribs.
+Monster jars Crazyfucker with a glancing jab to the temple.
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+Monster connects with a heavy hook to the chin.
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-Monster launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a series of stinging blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Monster takes charge with a series of punches to the face.
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-Monster tries a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
-Monster fires a series of right shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
-Monster throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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-Monster tries to land a flurry of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Monster hits with a volley of nice punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Monster probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
+Crazyfucker jars Monster with a series of wild blows to the stomach.
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-Monster probes with a series of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 33 of 75 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Monster doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Crazyfucker pops Monster with a volley of heavy punches to the eye!! Monster falls against the ropes!
+Monster scores with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Monster tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Monster pops Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the face! Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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+Monster lands a volley of punches to the head. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Monster attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Monster paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Monster throws a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a right to the temple.
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-Monster probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a heavy right to the mouth.
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-Monster throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Monster lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Monster tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Monster tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker attempts a cross to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 26 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 34 of 73 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 29-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Monster remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Monster charges with a series of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Monster tattoos Crazyfucker with a volley of nice punches to the eye.
+Crazyfucker pounds Monster with a barrage of nasty shots to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Monster stays away from it.
-Monster tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Monster attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Crazyfucker wallops Monster with a straight right to the jaw.
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+Monster connects with a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Monster throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Monster launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
-Monster launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Monster wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker ignores it.
+Monster pummels Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Monster attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Monster pops Crazyfucker with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 18 of 24 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 27 of 70 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 39-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but Monster quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of right shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker belts Monster with a series of loud punches to the chest. Monster asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Crazyfucker jars Monster with a volley of stinging shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 23 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 3 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 48-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Monster suprises Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Monster attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of solid punches to the chin. Monster seems wobbly!
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-Monster tries to land a pair of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Monster attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker slams Monster with a pair of punches to the nose. Monster is hurt!
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Monster paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Monster charges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker fires a volley of stinging shots to the temple!
+Crazyfucker attacks with a roundhouse to the chin.
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+Monster backs up Crazyfucker with a volley of stiff blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 17 of 24 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 13 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Monster tries to land a volley of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Monster fires a barrage of shots to the face!
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+Crazyfucker belts Monster with a left to the eye.
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-Monster attacks with a jab to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Monster catches Crazyfucker with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
-Monster probes with a jab to the face, but to no avail.
-Monster probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Monster probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a flurry of furious blows to the eye. Monster seems wobbly!
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-Monster charges with a jab to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 13 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 67-66


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Monster lands a painful right to the mouth.
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-Monster throws a volley of right shots to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of solid punches to the eye. Monster beats a hasty retreat.
+Crazyfucker tosses a heavy cross to the temple.
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-Monster launches a pair of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Monster hides behind his gloves.
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+Monster punches Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the temple. Monster grimaces in pain.
-Monster fires a flurry of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Monster fires a pair of blows to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 26 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 13 of 43 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 77-75


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Monster is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Monster tries to land a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a wild right to the jaw!
+Crazyfucker drills Monster with a volley of heavy shots to the ribs.
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-Monster throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Monster attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Monster tries a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Monster charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a jab to the head, but Monster quickly backs away.
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-Monster attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Monster fires a series of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
+Monster grazes Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty punches to the face. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right blows to the head, but Monster hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 13 of 35 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 87-84


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Monster is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Monster throws a cross to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker punches Monster with a flurry of glancing blows to the chin.
-Monster throws a straight right to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Monster probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Monster tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Monster connects with a series of solid punches to the chin!!
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+Crazyfucker punches Monster with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker nails Monster with a pair of quick shots to the eye.
-Monster launches a volley of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Monster strikes with a pair of quick shots to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 12 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 97-93


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Monster is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Monster lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
+Crazyfucker tosses a volley of shots to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Monster narrowly avoids it
-Monster attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker drills Monster with a series of commanding blows to the face!!
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-Monster tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
+Monster belts Crazyfucker with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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-Monster lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Monster pokes Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Monster lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Crazyfucker backs up Monster with a volley of painful blows to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 14 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 107-102


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Monster is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Monster pops Crazyfucker with a pair of commanding shots to the chest!
+Crazyfucker hits with a cross to the jaw! Monster covers up.
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-Monster fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Monster fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Monster throws a series of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Monster with a volley of heavy shots to the temple.
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+Monster strikes with a volley of punches to the head.
+Monster strikes with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Monster paws a left jab to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Monster lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
+Monster wallops Crazyfucker with a off balance right to the head.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Monster leaps aside.
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+Monster thumps Crazyfucker with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Monster clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Monster attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Monster probes with a pair of left shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 26 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 24 of 66 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 116-112


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Monster is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Rockness Monster 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Rockness Monster 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Rockness Monster 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-112

Crazyfucker wins by decision!