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(Lightweight) Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt defeated Goober Pyle by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Sunday, May 19, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Goober Pyle!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Just Try And Knock Me Out fights inside. (inside)

+Goober annoys Just Try And Knock Me Out with a pair of punches to the stomach. Just Try And Knock Me Out sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out hits with a flurry of blows to the head. Goober grimaces in pain.
Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out thumps Goober with a flurry of wild punches to the nose. Goober sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Just Try And Knock Me Out launches a right uppercut to the temple, but Goober steps aside.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out wakes up the fans with a commanding hook to the mouth.
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+Goober pummels Just Try And Knock Me Out with a mean roundhouse to the solar plexus! Just Try And Knock Me Out doesn't notice.
-Just Try And Knock Me Out throws a volley of blows to the jaw, but Goober steps aside.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Goober slams Just Try And Knock Me Out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Just Try And Knock Me Out seems wobbly!
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out shakes Goober with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Just Try And Knock Me Out lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Goober blocks.
+Goober hits with a volley of quick shots to the ribs.
+Just Try And Knock Me Out slams Goober with a series of nice blows to the mouth!!
Just Try And Knock Me Out lands a crashing hook and Goober's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 18 of 23 punches, and Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt landed 26 of 52 punches.

Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt won the round 10-8

Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt is winning the fight 10-8


Goober remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Just Try And Knock Me Out doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Just Try And Knock Me Out fights inside. (inside)

Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goober lashes out with a quick uppercut to the chest. Just Try And Knock Me Out quickly recovers.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out connects with a volley of light blows to the face!
-Just Try And Knock Me Out paws a hook to the temple, but Goober deftly avoits it.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out tosses a flurry of quick blows to the mouth.
Just Try And Knock Me Out lands a bone crushing hook and Goober falls to the canvas!!

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Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Goober probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Just Try And Knock Me Out steps aside and laughs.
+Just Try And Knock Me Out tags Goober with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.

Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Goober pops Just Try And Knock Me Out with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Goober scores with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Goober fires a series of blows to the stomach. Just Try And Knock Me Out quickly recovers.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out hits Goober with a pair of powerful punches to the temple. Goober grimaces in pain.
+Just Try And Knock Me Out strikes with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs. Goober laughs!
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Just Try And Knock Me Out lands a decisive right smash to the jaw and Goober hurtles to the canvas!!

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Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Goober pops Just Try And Knock Me Out with a right to the stomach!
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out throws a powerful roundhouse to the nose.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out hits Goober with a series of hard shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 17 of 24 punches, and Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt landed 26 of 45 punches.

Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt won the round 10-7

Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt is winning the fight 20-15


Goober is obviously tired. He has a bloody mouth.

Just Try And Knock Me Out remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Just Try And Knock Me Out fights inside. (inside)

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+Goober scores with a volley of heavy blows to the ribs.
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+Goober hurts Just Try And Knock Me Out with a series of powerful shots to the stomach.
+Goober annoys Just Try And Knock Me Out with a pair of loud blows to the chest.
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-Just Try And Knock Me Out fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but Goober steps aside and laughs.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out lands a volley of furious punches to the eye. Goober hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Just Try And Knock Me Out lands a beautiful left blow to the temple and Goober is flattened!!

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Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out tags Goober with a quick uppercut to the ribs. Goober ignores it.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.

Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out tosses a pair of solid punches to the head.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out lands a volley of heavy punches to the nose. Goober ignores it.
Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Just Try And Knock Me Out launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Goober steps aside and laughs.
Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out scores with a series of punches to the jaw. Goober beats a hasty retreat.
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-Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to land a series of right blows to the head, but Goober hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-Goober fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Just Try And Knock Me Out deftly avoits it.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 16 of 25 punches, and Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt landed 21 of 51 punches.

Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt won the round 10-8

Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt is winning the fight 30-23


Goober is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Just Try And Knock Me Out grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Just Try And Knock Me Out fights inside. (inside)

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+Goober nails Just Try And Knock Me Out with a uppercut to the stomach.
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-Goober tries to land a pair of left blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Just Try And Knock Me Out attempts a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Goober blocks.
Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Just Try And Knock Me Out tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Just Try And Knock Me Out lashes out with a series of left blows to the face, but goes wide.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw. Goober sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Just Try And Knock Me Out grazes Goober with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Just Try And Knock Me Out thumps Goober with a barrage of furious shots to the temple.
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+Just Try And Knock Me Out smacks Goober with a pair of hard blows to the chin.
+Just Try And Knock Me Out smacks Goober with a series of stiff punches to the head.
Just Try And Knock Me Out lands a thundering left blow to the head and Goober goes over backwards!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Goober can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

Just Try And Knock Me Out is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-8
Round 2: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-7
Round 3: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-8
Round 2: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-7
Round 3: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-8
Round 2: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-7
Round 3: Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt 10-8

Mr. "Just Try and Knock Me Out" Hurt wins by a knockout!