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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\889297.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld defeated Charming Floyd Patterson by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Friday, May 03, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld !!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Charming Floyd Patterson!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Nr 1 Dad comes out fighting.
Patterson feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Patterson tags Nr 1 Dad with a volley of heavy feints to the face.
+Patterson nails Nr 1 Dad with a pair of powerful feints to the jaw.
+Patterson tosses a volley of commanding combinations to the face.
-Nr 1 Dad probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Patterson hits with a volley of loud shots to the nose.
+Patterson drills Nr 1 Dad with a series of shots to the temple.
+Patterson smacks Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of blows to the head.
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+Patterson attacks with a series of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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+Patterson tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of feints to the jaw!
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+Patterson lands a pair of heavy feints to the head.
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+Patterson tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of powerful feints to the temple! Nr 1 Dad laughs!
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+Patterson hits Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of nasty feints to the mouth.
+Patterson hits with a glancing shot to the head.
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+Nr 1 Dad thumps Patterson with a painful counter-punch to the chest.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a series of stinging shots to the stomach. Patterson ignores it.
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+Nr 1 Dad hammers Patterson with a flurry of off balance shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 22 of 33 punches, and Charming Floyd Patterson landed 58 of 58 punches.
Charming Floyd Patterson won the round 10-9
Charming Floyd Patterson is winning the fight 10-9
Nr 1 Dad doesn't want to stop fighting!
Patterson doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Nr 1 Dad comes out fighting.
Patterson feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Patterson hits with a flurry of punches to the eye. Nr 1 Dad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Patterson punches Nr 1 Dad with a pair of blows to the jaw.
+Patterson throws a barrage of hard combinations to the ribs.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a solid jab to the stomach.
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+Nr 1 Dad pops Patterson with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+Patterson wakes up the fans with a flurry of off balance combinations to the solar plexus!!
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+Patterson shakes Nr 1 Dad with a pair of shots to the eye.
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-Nr 1 Dad lunges with a pair of feints to the solar plexus, but Patterson blocks.
+Nr 1 Dad drills Patterson with a pair of quick feints to the chest.
+Patterson backs up Nr 1 Dad with a series of shots to the nose.
+Patterson annoys Nr 1 Dad with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Patterson rocks Nr 1 Dad with a furious shot to the chin.
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-Patterson attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Patterson tosses a volley of hard feints to the head.
+Patterson smashes Nr 1 Dad with a pair of strong feints to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 26 of 33 punches, and Charming Floyd Patterson landed 62 of 62 punches.
Charming Floyd Patterson won the round 10-9
Charming Floyd Patterson is winning the fight 20-18
Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!
Patterson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Nr 1 Dad is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Patterson feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Patterson with a barrage of painful punches to the head. Patterson sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Patterson throws a pair of wild hooks to the chest.
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+Patterson hits Nr 1 Dad with a volley of hard combinations to the stomach.
+Patterson smashes Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of feints to the jaw. Nr 1 Dad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Patterson nails Nr 1 Dad with a nasty feint and then a hook to the eye. Nr 1 Dad gets mad!
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+Patterson takes charge with a pair of wild shots to the eye.
+Patterson attacks with a barrage of shots to the jaw!!
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-Nr 1 Dad attempts a series of uppercuts to the temple, but only hits air.
+Patterson tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a pair of solid shots to the face.
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+Patterson hits with a volley of powerful blows to the face.
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+Patterson tosses a flurry of painful combinations to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad stuns Patterson with a left to the jaw.
Nr 1 Dad lands a sudden punch in the nose and Patterson falls senseless!!
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Patterson struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Patterson attacks with a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw. Nr 1 Dad sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Nr 1 Dad jars Patterson with a series of powerful shots to the chin!!
+Patterson rocks Nr 1 Dad with a pair of nasty combinations to the chin.
+Patterson hits with a flurry of loud feints to the jaw. Nr 1 Dad sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Nr 1 Dad probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Patterson grazes Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of nice feints to the temple! Nr 1 Dad is hurt!
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+Patterson jars Nr 1 Dad with a volley of combinations to the mouth!
+Patterson lands a flurry of feints to the stomach.
+Patterson lands a flurry of blows to the nose.
+Nr 1 Dad smacks Patterson with a barrage of uppercuts to the nose. Patterson quickly recovers.
+Patterson punches Nr 1 Dad with a combination to the head!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 26 of 40 punches, and Charming Floyd Patterson landed 67 of 78 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Patterson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 4
Nr 1 Dad comes out fighting.
Patterson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Patterson hits with a pair of glancing shots to the ribs.
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+Patterson wallops Nr 1 Dad with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Patterson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Patterson tries a series of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Nr 1 Dad rocks Patterson with a series of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Patterson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Patterson hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Patterson lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Nr 1 Dad throws a hard hook to the ribs. Patterson laughs!
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+Nr 1 Dad annoys Patterson with a flurry of loud shots to the solar plexus.
+Nr 1 Dad slams Patterson with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 27 of 32 punches, and Charming Floyd Patterson landed 17 of 32 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 38-37
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Patterson is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 5
Nr 1 Dad comes out fighting.
Patterson is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Patterson attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Nr 1 Dad attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Patterson leaps aside.
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-Nr 1 Dad throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Patterson narrowly avoids it
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+Patterson punches Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Patterson stuns Nr 1 Dad with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a flurry of shots to the stomach. Patterson hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Nr 1 Dad wakes up the fans with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 19 of 35 punches, and Charming Floyd Patterson landed 10 of 16 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 48-46
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Patterson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 6
Nr 1 Dad comes out fighting.
Patterson feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
+Patterson thumps Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Patterson shakes Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Patterson tosses a volley of painful punches to the temple.
-Nr 1 Dad throws a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Patterson tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of shots to the chest.
+Nr 1 Dad nails Patterson with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Patterson thumps Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of furious blows to the head.
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+Patterson lands a flurry of nasty blows to the eye!
+Patterson scores with a volley of feints to the ribs.
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+Patterson throws a flurry of light combinations to the eye.
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+Patterson takes charge with a flurry of nice feints to the eye. Nr 1 Dad gets mad!
-Nr 1 Dad throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Patterson steps aside and laughs.
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+Patterson annoys Nr 1 Dad with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
+Nr 1 Dad pummels Patterson with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Patterson hurts Nr 1 Dad with a volley of feints to the mouth.
+Nr 1 Dad catches Patterson with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Patterson tosses a series of blows to the nose. Nr 1 Dad beats a hasty retreat.
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+Patterson smacks Nr 1 Dad with a pair of combinations to the temple.
-Patterson probes with a volley of right combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Nr 1 Dad takes charge with a flurry of wild shots to the chest. Patterson hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Patterson tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a pair of furious feints to the eye. Nr 1 Dad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Patterson tosses a flurry of hard feints to the mouth.
+Nr 1 Dad fires a volley of mean feints to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 20 of 31 punches, and Charming Floyd Patterson landed 82 of 97 punches.
Charming Floyd Patterson won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 57-56
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Patterson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 7
Nr 1 Dad is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Patterson feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
+Patterson punches Nr 1 Dad with a series of heavy feints to the jaw.
+Patterson punches Nr 1 Dad with a shot to the temple.
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+Nr 1 Dad strikes with a stiff right to the eye.
+Nr 1 Dad lashes out with a quick uppercut to the mouth.
-Nr 1 Dad tries to land a barrage of feints to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Nr 1 Dad stuns Patterson with a barrage of uppercuts to the mouth.
Nr 1 Dad lands a resounding right uppercut and Patterson's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Patterson struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Patterson tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of solid feints to the nose.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a pair of quick blows to the head.
Nr 1 Dad lands a powerful blow to the head and Patterson drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Nr 1 Dad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Patterson is slowing down. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
The doctor won't let Charming Floyd Patterson continue the fight! Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Round 2: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-8
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Round 2: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-8
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Round 2: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-8
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Charming Floyd Patterson 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld wins by a knockout!
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