Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\887878.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Clover Fat Ass defeated Failure Box by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Monday, April 15, 2013In this corner, standing 8 feet and 4 inches (254 centimeters) tall weighing in at 540 pounds (245 kilograms) is Failure Box!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 774 pounds (351 kilograms) is Clover Fat Ass!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Failure backpedals and jabs.
Clover is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Clover lands a series of stinging uppercuts to the nose. Failure asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Failure thumps Clover with a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
+Clover slams Failure with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Failure fires a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Clover lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Failure steps aside and laughs.
-Failure probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Clover beats a hasty retreat.
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-Failure lashes out with a right straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Clover probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Clover attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Failure deftly avoits it.
-Clover attempts a volley of left roundhouses to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Clover attempts a pair of left uppercuts to the head, but Failure blocks.
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-Clover charges with a right jab to the face, but Failure ducks.
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-Clover probes with a pair of left roundhouses to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Failure Box landed 6 of 24 punches, and Clover Fat Ass landed 13 of 39 punches.
Clover Fat Ass won the round 10-9
Clover Fat Ass is winning the fight 10-9
Failure doesn't want to stop fighting!
Clover doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Failure backpedals and jabs.
Clover is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Failure probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Clover steps aside.
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-Clover attempts a uppercut to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Clover lunges with a volley of left blows to the nose, but Failure steps aside.
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-Clover charges with a flurry of left roundhouses to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Clover throws a barrage of uppercuts to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Clover charges with a left to the eye, but Failure backs out of it.
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+Failure hits with a series of light punches to the eye. Clover asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Clover lunges with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Failure beats a hasty retreat.
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+Clover tattoos Failure with a barrage of powerful blows to the jaw.
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-Failure probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Clover attempts a pair of hooks to the nose, but misses.
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-Failure charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Failure Box landed 11 of 33 punches, and Clover Fat Ass landed 12 of 40 punches.
Clover Fat Ass won the round 10-9
Clover Fat Ass is winning the fight 20-18
Failure doesn't even want to rest!
Clover doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Failure backpedals and jabs.
Clover is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Failure probes with a series of punches to the face, but Clover beats a hasty retreat.
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-Failure throws a series of left punches to the chin, but Clover ducks just in time.
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-Clover attacks with a barrage of right roundhouses to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Clover smacks Failure with a volley of roundhouses to the mouth!
-Clover probes with a pair of hooks to the chin, but Failure takes it in the forearms.
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-Clover probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Failure fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but Clover leaps aside.
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-Failure tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Clover annoys Failure with a pair of roundhouses to the nose!
+Failure hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Failure tattoos Clover with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Failure Box landed 10 of 28 punches, and Clover Fat Ass landed 14 of 39 punches.
Clover Fat Ass won the round 10-9
Clover Fat Ass is winning the fight 30-27
Failure remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Clover doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Failure backpedals and jabs.
Clover is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Clover attacks with a series of loud blows to the nose.
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-Clover attempts a pair of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Failure launches a jab to the temple, but Clover steps aside and laughs.
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+Failure whacks Clover with a volley of off balance punches to the chest. Clover asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Failure lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Clover ties him up.
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+Clover pounds Failure with a volley of glancing blows to the temple.
-Failure tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Clover takes it in the forearms.
-Clover paws a barrage of left hooks to the temple, but Failure covers himself well.
-Clover throws a barrage of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Clover lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Clover throws a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Failure deftly avoits it.
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-Clover lunges with a series of uppercuts to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Failure Box landed 10 of 34 punches, and Clover Fat Ass landed 11 of 40 punches.
Clover Fat Ass won the round 10-9
Clover Fat Ass is winning the fight 40-36
Failure remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Clover doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 2: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 3: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 4: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Total Score: Clover Fat Ass 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 2: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 3: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 4: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Total Score: Clover Fat Ass 40-36
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 2: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 3: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Round 4: Clover Fat Ass 10-9
Total Score: Clover Fat Ass 40-36
Clover Fat Ass wins by decision!
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