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(Strawweight) Idiot Box defeated Milton "Gummo" Marx by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, April 01, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Idiot Box!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Milton "Gummo" Marx!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Idiot is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Gummo hurts Idiot with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
+Gummo fires a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
+Gummo fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Gummo annoys Idiot with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Idiot lunges with a jab to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Idiot suprises Gummo with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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+Idiot pops Gummo with a series of heavy hooks to the eye.
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+Idiot pops Gummo with a series of punches to the nose. Gummo covers up.
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+ The fighters swap crosses to the temple.
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+Gummo takes charge with a pair of punches to the chin. Idiot doesn't seem bothered.
+Gummo throws a volley of glancing punches to the head.
-Idiot launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Gummo backs out of it.
+Idiot pounds Gummo with a flurry of quick punches to the eye. Gummo seems wobbly!
Idiot lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Gummo's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Idiot Box wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Idiot doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Gummo doesn't even want to rest!





Idiot Box wins by a knockout!