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(Welterweight) Slappuh Slaphappy defeated Metta World Peace by majority decision: 115-113, 114-114, 115-113.

Match Thursday, March 28, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Metta World Peace!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Slappuh Slaphappy!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Peace comes out fighting.
Slaphappy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Peace attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Slaphappy slams Peace with a series of off balance punches to the nose! Peace hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slaphappy attacks with a series of stinging punches to the chin. Peace sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Slaphappy hurts Peace with a loud sweeping right to the face.
+Slaphappy whacks Peace with a pair of light shots to the mouth.
+Slaphappy backs up Peace with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
+Slaphappy throws a roundhouse to the chin!
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+Slaphappy throws a series of nice punches to the chin! Peace seems wobbly!
+Slaphappy suprises Peace with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Slaphappy fires a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Peace tattoos Slaphappy with a cross to the solar plexus!!
+Slaphappy jolts Peace with a flurry of solid blows to the chest.
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-Peace charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Slaphappy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Peace stuns Slaphappy with a pair of light blows to the chest!
+Slaphappy grazes Peace with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Slaphappy throws a series of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Peace connects with a painful jab to the ribs!
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-Peace tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slaphappy covers himself well.
+Slaphappy scores with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Peace connects with a straight right to the ribs.
+Peace hits Slaphappy with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Slaphappy hurts Peace with a flurry of mean punches to the nose. Peace doesn't seem bothered.
+Slaphappy scores with a quick jab to the eye.
+Slaphappy annoys Peace with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Slaphappy clocks Peace with a nice straight right to the face.
+Slaphappy whacks Peace with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. Peace sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Peace attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Slaphappy tattoos Peace with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Slaphappy stuns Peace with a series of solid blows to the nose.
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+Slaphappy takes charge with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
+Slaphappy connects with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 24 of 49 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 89 of 99 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 10-9


Peace doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slaphappy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Peace comes out fighting.
Slaphappy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Slaphappy thumps Peace with a glancing jab to the chin!
+Slaphappy belts Peace with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Peace lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Peace attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Slaphappy steps aside and laughs.
-Peace launches a series of left shots to the ribs, but Slaphappy backs out of it.
+Peace hits with a pair of wild blows to the chest!
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+Slaphappy hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Slaphappy wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the temple!!
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+Peace hurts Slaphappy with a pair of shots to the chest!
+Slaphappy pounds Peace with a pair of punches to the face. Peace sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Slaphappy tosses a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
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+Slaphappy wakes up the fans with a powerful jab to the head!
+Slaphappy nails Peace with a pair of wild blows to the stomach. Peace falls against the ropes!
+Slaphappy punches Peace with a series of punches to the temple. Peace falls against the ropes!
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+Slaphappy smashes Peace with a wild sweeping right to the face.
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-Peace throws a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Peace tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Slaphappy hits with a barrage of blows to the chin. Peace gets mad!
+Peace smashes Slaphappy with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Slaphappy rocks Peace with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Slaphappy fires a pair of furious punches to the head!
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+Slaphappy hits Peace with a flurry of hard punches to the head!
+Slaphappy smacks Peace with a volley of punches to the face.
+Slaphappy pokes Peace with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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+Peace jolts Slaphappy with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach.
+Peace hits with a series of stinging shots to the stomach. Slaphappy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 26 of 47 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 96 of 99 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 20-18


Peace doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slaphappy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Peace is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slaphappy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Peace stuns Slaphappy with a solid jab to the chin.
-Peace tries a series of left punches to the head, but Slaphappy quickly backs away.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Peace fires a volley of punches to the face, but Slaphappy escapes.
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+Peace fires a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Slaphappy charges with a right left to the chin, but to no avail.
+Peace hits Slaphappy with a volley of powerful punches to the eye!
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+Peace lands a volley of punches to the nose. Slaphappy doesn't seem bothered.
+Slaphappy tosses a right to the solar plexus. Peace hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slaphappy fires a volley of punches to the nose!
+Slaphappy hammers Peace with a quick straight right to the head. Peace asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Peace probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Slaphappy attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Peace backs out of it.
+Peace attacks with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Peace pounds Slaphappy with a pair of shots to the chin.
-Slaphappy charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slaphappy hurts Peace with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
+Slaphappy attacks with a glancing jab to the temple.
-Slaphappy paws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slaphappy shakes Peace with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
-Slaphappy charges with a jab to the ribs, but Peace ties him up.
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+Slaphappy lands a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Slaphappy annoys Peace with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Peace hits Slaphappy with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
+Slaphappy strikes with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
+Slaphappy tattoos Peace with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
-Slaphappy probes with a roundhouse to the head, but goes wide.
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-Peace throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Slaphappy ducks.
+Peace drills Slaphappy with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
-Peace probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 49 of 72 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 57 of 97 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 30-27


Peace doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Peace comes out fighting.
Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Peace pounds Slaphappy with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Peace hits with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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+Slaphappy lands a pair of hard punches to the chin. Peace covers up.
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+Peace hits with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
-Peace attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slaphappy blocks.
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-Peace paws a right roundhouse to the chest, but Slaphappy leaps aside.
-Peace paws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Slaphappy hides behind his gloves.
-Peace throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Peace throws a left cross to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Peace attempts a barrage of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Peace catches Slaphappy with a volley of off balance shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 21 of 42 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 7 of 8 punches.

Metta World Peace won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 39-37


Peace doesn't even want to rest!

Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Peace is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Peace probes with a pair of left blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Peace fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Slaphappy deftly avoits it.
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+Peace hits with a series of furious punches to the chin.
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-Peace probes with a left straight right to the eye, but Slaphappy steps aside.
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+Peace catches Slaphappy with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Peace belts Slaphappy with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Peace fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Peace probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Slaphappy deftly avoits it.
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+Peace pokes Slaphappy with a pair of stiff punches to the face. Slaphappy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Peace punches Slaphappy with a straight right to the mouth.
-Peace lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Peace lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Peace attacks with a right right to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Peace nails Slaphappy with a furious cross to the solar plexus.
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+Peace tosses a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 38 of 66 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 5 of 8 punches.

Metta World Peace won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 48-47


Peace doesn't even want to rest!

Slaphappy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Peace comes out fighting.
Slaphappy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Slaphappy hammers Peace with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Peace attacks with a volley of heavy shots to the chest. Slaphappy doesn't seem bothered.
+Slaphappy smashes Peace with a volley of quick punches to the head.
-Peace lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Slaphappy escapes.
+Slaphappy lands a painful cross to the chin! Peace quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Slaphappy clocks Peace with a commanding sweeping right to the face.
+Slaphappy throws a series of punches to the jaw.
+Slaphappy annoys Peace with a flurry of hard blows to the head.
+Slaphappy lashes out with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. Peace seems wobbly!
-Peace attempts a hook to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Peace launches a sweeping right to the stomach, but Slaphappy takes it in the forearms.
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+Slaphappy throws a series of punches to the stomach. Peace seems wobbly!
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+Slaphappy lands a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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+Slaphappy attacks with a cross to the chin.
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+Slaphappy jolts Peace with a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Peace beats a hasty retreat.
-Peace attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Slaphappy steps aside and laughs.
+Slaphappy throws a roundhouse to the chest.
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+Peace lashes out with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Slaphappy staggers Peace with a flurry of nice punches to the chin. Peace grimaces in pain.
+Peace hits Slaphappy with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest. Slaphappy beats a hasty retreat.
+Peace stuns Slaphappy with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Slaphappy connects with a jab to the eye!
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+Peace thumps Slaphappy with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
+Peace connects with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Slaphappy shakes Peace with a pair of nasty punches to the face. Peace quickly recovers.
+Slaphappy grazes Peace with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin!
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-Peace charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Slaphappy tosses a cross to the head!!
+Slaphappy wallops Peace with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
+Slaphappy stuns Peace with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Slaphappy lands a quick jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 25 of 48 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 99 of 103 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 58-56


Peace doesn't even want to rest!

Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Peace moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Slaphappy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Slaphappy attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but falls short.
+Slaphappy suprises Peace with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
+Peace grazes Slaphappy with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Slaphappy fires a painful jab to the ribs. Peace sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Slaphappy attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Peace steps aside and laughs.
+Peace suprises Slaphappy with a commanding straight right to the temple. Slaphappy grimaces in pain.
+Slaphappy fires a barrage of punches to the mouth!
+Peace backs up Slaphappy with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Peace fires a stinging straight right to the face.
+Peace suprises Slaphappy with a straight right to the temple. Slaphappy gets mad!
+Slaphappy fires a barrage of mean punches to the head!
+Slaphappy hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Slaphappy grazes Peace with a pair of punches to the face!!
-Slaphappy throws a straight right to the face, but Peace deftly avoits it.
-Peace launches a pair of punches to the nose, but Slaphappy covers himself well.
+Slaphappy pummels Peace with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
+Slaphappy hurts Peace with a strong left to the nose!!
+Slaphappy smashes Peace with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Slaphappy lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Peace hides behind his gloves.
+Peace takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Slaphappy hammers Peace with a nice roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Slaphappy connects with a right to the temple.
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+Peace fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Peace fires a series of punches to the mouth, but Slaphappy escapes.
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-Peace attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
+Slaphappy backs up Peace with a pair of blows to the nose.
+Peace fires a series of mean punches to the head. Slaphappy is hurt!
+Slaphappy hits with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Peace throws a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Peace tries to land a straight right to the chest, but goes wide.
+Slaphappy throws a volley of vicious punches to the stomach. Peace sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slaphappy thumps Peace with a barrage of punches to the nose. Peace quickly recovers.
+Peace tags Slaphappy with a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Slaphappy quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Peace hammers Slaphappy with a loud straight right to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Peace hits Slaphappy with a pair of loud punches to the nose. Slaphappy quickly recovers.
+Slaphappy hurts Peace with a wild straight right to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 65 of 88 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 81 of 96 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 68-65


Peace doesn't even want to rest!

Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Peace moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Slaphappy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Slaphappy hits with a volley of punches to the chest!!
+Slaphappy attacks with a series of strong punches to the face!
-Slaphappy charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Peace blocks.
+Slaphappy staggers Peace with a pair of punches to the head. Peace asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Peace tries a volley of punches to the face, but Slaphappy deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Slaphappy pounds Peace with a series of nice punches to the temple. Peace hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Peace shakes Slaphappy with a barrage of punches to the temple!
+Peace wakes up the fans with a wild jab to the ribs. Slaphappy covers up.
+Peace jolts Slaphappy with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
+Peace pounds Slaphappy with a roundhouse to the mouth. Slaphappy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Peace throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Peace hits with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Slaphappy hits Peace with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Slaphappy hits with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus!
+Slaphappy hits with a off balance straight right to the temple!
+Peace connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Slaphappy lands a volley of mean punches to the face.
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+Slaphappy solidly lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Peace nails Slaphappy with a volley of punches to the head!!
+Slaphappy slams Peace with a volley of nice punches to the eye. Peace sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Peace pounds Slaphappy with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
-Slaphappy charges with a series of right punches to the face, but Peace backs out of it.
+Peace rocks Slaphappy with a pair of mean punches to the ribs!
-Peace probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slaphappy hides behind his gloves.
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+Slaphappy wallops Peace with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Peace attempts a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Slaphappy narrowly avoids it
+Peace fires a left to the ribs.
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-Slaphappy tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Peace ducks just in time.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Slaphappy lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Peace lands a pair of stinging blows to the nose.
-Peace throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Slaphappy lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Peace annoys Slaphappy with a barrage of punches to the temple. Slaphappy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 77 of 106 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 75 of 94 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 78-74


Peace remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Peace moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Peace probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Slaphappy steps aside.
+Peace pounds Slaphappy with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Peace annoys Slaphappy with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Peace wallops Slaphappy with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Slaphappy is hurt!
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-Peace throws a right left to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Peace tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Slaphappy ducks.
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-Peace probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Slaphappy steps aside.
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-Peace attempts a straight right to the ribs, but falls short.
+Slaphappy pops Peace with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
+Peace drills Slaphappy with a volley of nice punches to the eye!!
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+Peace hits with a flurry of strong punches to the eye. Slaphappy grimaces in pain.
-Peace probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but goes wide.
-Peace tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Slaphappy covers himself well.
+Peace lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Peace lashes out with a series of punches to the temple. Slaphappy ignores it.
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+Peace wallops Slaphappy with a series of solid punches to the ribs. Slaphappy shakes his head to clear it.
-Peace probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Peace takes charge with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Peace throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Slaphappy beats a hasty retreat.
-Peace probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Peace tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Slaphappy deftly avoits it.
-Peace attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Peace lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Slaphappy blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 46 of 113 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 6 of 8 punches.

Metta World Peace won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 87-84


Peace remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Peace throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Slaphappy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Peace paws a volley of left crosses to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Slaphappy wallops Peace with a barrage of stinging crosses to the mouth.
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-Peace probes with a pair of left blows to the face, but Slaphappy ducks just in time.
+Slaphappy solidly lands a strong right to the ribs.
+Slaphappy pokes Peace with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Peace hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Peace fires a volley of left uppercuts to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Slaphappy tattoos Peace with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
+Peace hammers Slaphappy with a volley of hard shots to the jaw. Slaphappy backpedals to his own corner.
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+Slaphappy fires a barrage of commanding shots to the face. Peace is hurt!
+Peace smacks Slaphappy with a off balance left to the chin!! Slaphappy quickly recovers.
+Slaphappy attacks with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
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+Slaphappy hammers Peace with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
+Slaphappy connects with a volley of off balance punches to the temple!
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+Slaphappy wallops Peace with a series of punches to the face.
+Slaphappy hits with a pair of light punches to the eye! Peace laughs!
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+Slaphappy punches Peace with a sweeping right to the chest. Peace ignores it.
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+Peace nails Slaphappy with a barrage of uppercuts to the mouth. Slaphappy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Peace probes with a left blow to the jaw, but Slaphappy backs out of it.
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+Slaphappy annoys Peace with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Slaphappy lashes out with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
+Slaphappy lashes out with a solid sweeping right to the eye!
+Slaphappy stuns Peace with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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+Slaphappy slams Peace with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 20 of 37 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 89 of 92 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 97-93


Peace remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Peace moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Slaphappy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Slaphappy throws a pair of shots to the head.
+Slaphappy wakes up the fans with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Peace sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Peace lashes out with a left left to the chest, but Slaphappy covers himself well.
+Slaphappy fires a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Peace shakes his head to clear it.
+Peace smacks Slaphappy with a volley of punches to the temple. Slaphappy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-Peace attacks with a jab to the face, but Slaphappy blocks.
+Slaphappy hammers Peace with a solid right to the temple. Peace doesn't notice.
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-Slaphappy probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but Peace steps aside and laughs.
+Peace pummels Slaphappy with a barrage of punches to the nose. Slaphappy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Peace throws a volley of punches to the chin.
-Slaphappy throws a pair of left punches to the face, but Peace beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Peace lands a series of punches to the nose.
-Slaphappy probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Peace beats a hasty retreat.
+Peace hits with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Slaphappy slams Peace with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose!!
+Slaphappy jars Peace with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
+Slaphappy hits Peace with a stinging right to the jaw.
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-Slaphappy lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Peace quickly backs away.
-Peace lashes out with a jab to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Peace grazes Slaphappy with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
+Slaphappy lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Slaphappy hammers Peace with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Peace catches Slaphappy with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
-Peace throws a straight right to the ribs, but Slaphappy blocks.
+Peace catches Slaphappy with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Peace fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Slaphappy ducks just in time.
+Peace annoys Slaphappy with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Slaphappy drills Peace with a pair of wild punches to the temple. Peace doesn't notice.
-Peace lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Slaphappy hits with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Peace hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Peace punches Slaphappy with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple. Slaphappy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Peace fires a series of punches to the mouth.
-Peace throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Peace hits with a heavy jab to the temple.
+Slaphappy throws a series of nice blows to the chin.
+Slaphappy hammers Peace with a series of shots to the chin. Peace gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 62 of 113 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 75 of 103 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 107-102


Peace remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slaphappy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Peace moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Peace tries to land a volley of right blows to the head, but Slaphappy steps aside and laughs.
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-Peace lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Slaphappy tags Peace with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Peace catches Slaphappy with a vicious jab to the jaw.
+Peace stuns Slaphappy with a jab to the chest!! Slaphappy ignores it.
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+Peace attacks with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
+Peace pops Slaphappy with a barrage of mean punches to the temple. Slaphappy grimaces in pain.
-Peace probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Slaphappy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Peace fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Peace tries to land a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Peace thumps Slaphappy with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Slaphappy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Peace throws a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Slaphappy shakes his head to clear it.
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-Peace paws a right straight right to the nose, but fails to score.
-Peace attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but Slaphappy ducks just in time.
-Peace tries to land a jab to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Peace launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Peace charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Slaphappy steps aside and laughs.
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+Peace catches Slaphappy with a straight right to the ribs.
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-Peace probes with a sweeping right to the chest, but Slaphappy deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Metta World Peace landed 39 of 116 punches, and Slappuh Slaphappy landed 6 of 8 punches.

Metta World Peace won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 116-112


Peace grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 2: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 3: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 4: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 5: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 6: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 7: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 8: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 9: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 10: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 11: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 12: Metta World Peace 10-9

Total Score: Slappuh Slaphappy 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 2: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 3: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 4: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 5: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 6: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 7: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 8: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 9: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 10: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 11: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 12: Metta World Peace 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 2: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 3: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 4: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 5: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 6: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 7: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 8: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 9: Metta World Peace 10-9
Round 10: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 11: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 12: Metta World Peace 10-9

Total Score: Slappuh Slaphappy 115-113

Slappuh Slaphappy wins by decision!