Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\884692.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Failed Experiment No. VI defeated Jaakkima by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, March 20, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 975 pounds (442 kilograms) is Failed Experiment No. VI!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 821 pounds (372 kilograms) is Jaakkima!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Failed fights inside. (inside)
Jaakkima comes out fighting.
...
...
+Failed lands a barrage of blows to the temple.
Failed lands a sudden left punch in the nose and Jaakkima lands flat on his back!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
Jaakkima struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
-Jaakkima launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Failed steps aside.
...
...
-Failed tries a volley of shots to the face, but Jaakkima ducks just in time.
+Jaakkima catches Failed with a series of punches to the chin. Failed sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Jaakkima hits Failed with a quick jab to the head.
...
...
+Jaakkima smashes Failed with a flurry of loud blows to the mouth.
...
...
+Failed shakes Jaakkima with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
...
-Jaakkima probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Failed probes with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Jaakkima steps aside and laughs.
-Failed probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but goes wide.
...
+Failed hits with a flurry of light blows to the eye!!
Failed lands a sudden right smash to the jaw and Jaakkima falls senseless!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
Jaakkima struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
-Failed probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
...
...
-Jaakkima attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
...
...
-Failed paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Jaakkima leaps aside.
...
...
+Failed jolts Jaakkima with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
Failed lands a cruel hook and Jaakkima bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
He's Out!
Failed Experiment No. VI wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Failed doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Jaakkima remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Failed Experiment No. VI wins by a knockout!
|