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(Featherweight) Return of the Beer defeated Silly Sal Stunner by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Wednesday, March 20, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Silly Sal Stunner!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Return of the Beer!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stunner charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Stunner hurts Return with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
+Stunner takes charge with a pair of light punches to the eye.
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-Return tries to land a series of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Return tattoos Stunner with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus! Stunner quickly recovers.
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+Stunner hurts Return with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Stunner covers himself well.
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-Return attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 17 of 24 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 7 of 24 punches.

Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9

Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 10-9


Stunner doesn't even want to rest!

Return doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Stunner attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but Return quickly backs away.
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-Return lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Return throws a right jab to the ribs, but Stunner narrowly avoids it
+Stunner hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stunner throws a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Return seems wobbly!
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-Return attacks with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Stunner steps aside.
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-Stunner attempts a series of punches to the head, but Return takes it in the forearms.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner connects with a series of punches to the chin.
Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner throws a pair of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 29 of 37 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 7 of 21 punches.

Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9

Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 20-18


Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Return doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Stunner grazes Return with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Return launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Stunner attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner narrowly avoids it
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+Stunner tags Return with a loud right to the chin.
+Stunner strikes with a pair of punches to the chin. Return falls against the ropes!
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+Return connects with a wild uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Stunner grazes Return with a barrage of punches to the eye. Return asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 23 of 33 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 8 of 24 punches.

Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9

Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 30-27


Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Return doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Stunner attacks with a flurry of nasty punches to the face!!
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-Return paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Stunner wallops Return with a quick straight right to the jaw.
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+Stunner solidly lands a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Return attempts a left straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Return attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Return jars Stunner with a barrage of vicious blows to the stomach.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stunner lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Return ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 19 of 31 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 7 of 23 punches.

Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9

Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 40-36


Stunner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Return doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Return attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Return grazes Stunner with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Return charges with a series of left blows to the chest, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
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-Return fires a series of punches to the chest, but Stunner escapes.
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-Return attacks with a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return attempts a right jab to the ribs, but Stunner ducks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 5 of 8 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 10 of 33 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 49-46


Stunner is obviously tired.

Return doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Return throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Stunner leaps aside.
+Stunner tattoos Return with a barrage of punches to the face. Return grimaces in pain.
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-Stunner probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Stunner staggers Return with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Return probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Stunner blocks.
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-Stunner attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Return stays away from it.
+Stunner hits Return with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
-Return fires a left hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stunner throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Return hides behind his gloves.
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+Return hammers Stunner with a nasty roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Return attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Stunner tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner annoys Return with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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+Return wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 19 of 33 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 11 of 34 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 58-56


Stunner is obviously tired.

Return doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return fights inside. (inside)

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-Return fires a jab to the chest, but Stunner ducks.
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-Return fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Stunner covers himself well.
+Return tosses a flurry of painful blows to the stomach. Stunner doesn't seem bothered.
-Stunner attempts a jab to the nose, but Return narrowly avoids it
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-Stunner paws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Return backs out of it.
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+Stunner jars Return with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Return paws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Return attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Stunner takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 18 of 31 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 12 of 32 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 67-66


Stunner is slowing down.

Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Stunner is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return fights inside. (inside)

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-Return paws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Stunner hits Return with a series of mean punches to the jaw. Return shakes his head to clear it.
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-Stunner probes with a series of punches to the face, but Return blocks.
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+Return suprises Stunner with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Stunner doesn't seem bothered.
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-Stunner paws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Return blocks.
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-Return tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Stunner deftly avoits it.
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+Return hits Stunner with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Return tries to land a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Stunner backs out of it.
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+Stunner hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Return attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Return attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Stunner backs out of it.
-Stunner probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 14 of 29 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 14 of 32 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Stunner looks exhausted.

Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return is brawling. (inside)

-Return tries to land a volley of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Stunner charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Stunner stuns Return with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Return tries to land a series of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stunner slams Return with a series of hard punches to the face.
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+Stunner lands a series of light punches to the head.
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-Stunner launches a series of right punches to the face, but Return stays away from it.
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+Stunner hits with a series of hard punches to the chin.
-Stunner tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Return lashes out with a left cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Stunner smacks Return with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Stunner hammers Return with a pair of hard punches to the ribs. Return hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stunner fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Return attempts a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Stunner backs up Return with a hook to the jaw.
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+Return lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Return lashes out with a series of vicious blows to the stomach. Stunner shakes his head to clear it.
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+Return grazes Stunner with a series of solid shots to the chest.
-Stunner attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Silly Sal Stunner landed 31 of 52 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 18 of 38 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Return of the Beer is winning the fight 86-85


Stunner receives medical attention from his trainer.

Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Return is brawling. (inside)

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+Stunner smacks Return with a quick cross to the nose.
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+Return connects with a pair of strong shots to the chest!
Return lands a resounding blow to the head and Stunner is knocked off his feet!!

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Stunner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Stunner fires a pair of left shots to the temple, but Return quickly backs away.
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+Return nails Stunner with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
Return lands a resounding punch in the nose and Stunner collapses!!

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Stunner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Return paws a straight right to the ribs, but misses.
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-Stunner lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Return hits with a flurry of loud blows to the chest.
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+Stunner annoys Return with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Return shakes Stunner with a pair of punches to the ribs. Return sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Stunner's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Return of the Beer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stunner can't remember which corner is his.

Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9

Return of the Beer wins by a technical knockout!