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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\883867.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) "Suckle My Knuckle" defeated Milton "Gummo" Marx by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Monday, March 18, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is Milton "Gummo" Marx!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Suckle My Knuckle"!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)
Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Gummo drills Suckle My Knuckle with a volley of off balance punches to the face. Suckle My Knuckle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Gummo drills Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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-Suckle My Knuckle probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Gummo grazes Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose! Suckle My Knuckle gets mad!
+Gummo catches Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of punches to the face. Suckle My Knuckle is hurt!
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+Suckle My Knuckle attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth!
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+Gummo pokes Suckle My Knuckle with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Gummo rocks Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Gummo annoys Suckle My Knuckle with a series of wild punches to the ribs!
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+Gummo pokes Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of hard uppercuts to the mouth. Suckle My Knuckle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Suckle My Knuckle probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Gummo ducks.
+Gummo solidly lands a series of punches to the nose.
+Suckle My Knuckle tattoos Gummo with a shot to the mouth.
-Suckle My Knuckle throws a volley of left shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Gummo attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Gummo lands a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Suckle My Knuckle is hurt!
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-Suckle My Knuckle attempts a pair of right hooks to the head, but Gummo beats a hasty retreat.
-Suckle My Knuckle lunges with a straight right to the jaw, but Gummo deftly avoits it.
-Suckle My Knuckle lunges with a barrage of left uppercuts to the head, but Gummo takes it in the forearms.
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+Gummo jolts Suckle My Knuckle with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus. Suckle My Knuckle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Gummo pummels Suckle My Knuckle with a volley of nice punches to the jaw!
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+Gummo tags Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 61 of 61 punches, and "Suckle My Knuckle" landed 13 of 41 punches.
Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9
Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 10-9
Gummo doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.
Suckle My Knuckle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)
Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Suckle My Knuckle attacks with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Suckle My Knuckle fires a blow to the head, but Gummo hides behind his gloves.
+Gummo pops Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Gummo slams Suckle My Knuckle with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Gummo lashes out with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Suckle My Knuckle jars Gummo with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw. Gummo retreats to the far corner.
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-Suckle My Knuckle fires a volley of roundhouses to the jaw, but Gummo deftly avoits it.
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-Suckle My Knuckle attacks with a volley of blows to the face, but Gummo ties him up.
+Gummo belts Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of nasty roundhouses to the ribs.
+Gummo clocks Suckle My Knuckle with a hook to the jaw. Suckle My Knuckle laughs!
+Gummo tosses a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Suckle My Knuckle ignores it.
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+Suckle My Knuckle rocks Gummo with a series of punches to the chin.
+Gummo hits with a jab to the head. Suckle My Knuckle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Gummo pummels Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Gummo punches Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of hard punches to the temple!
+Gummo belts Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
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-Suckle My Knuckle fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Gummo suprises Suckle My Knuckle with a straight right to the head.
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+Gummo scores with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
+Suckle My Knuckle hits with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
Suckle My Knuckle lands a thundering left smash to the jaw and Gummo is knocked out of the ring!!
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Gummo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Gummo clocks Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of vicious uppercuts to the solar plexus.
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+Gummo jolts Suckle My Knuckle with a powerful right to the jaw.
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+Gummo catches Suckle My Knuckle with a volley of strong punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 60 of 60 punches, and "Suckle My Knuckle" landed 15 of 36 punches.
"Suckle My Knuckle" won the round 10-8
"Suckle My Knuckle" is winning the fight 19-18
Gummo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.
Suckle My Knuckle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)
Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Suckle My Knuckle tries to land a left straight right to the mouth, but Gummo backs out of it.
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+Gummo fires a solid jab to the jaw.
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+Gummo smashes Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of strong uppercuts to the head.
-Suckle My Knuckle attempts a series of left roundhouses to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Suckle My Knuckle probes with a series of shots to the chin, but Gummo leaps aside.
+Gummo pops Suckle My Knuckle with a wild sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Gummo pounds Suckle My Knuckle with a series of stiff punches to the nose. Suckle My Knuckle backpedals to his own corner.
+Gummo fires a flurry of mean punches to the head. Suckle My Knuckle is hurt!
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+Gummo hits with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+Suckle My Knuckle connects with a pair of punches to the face.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a beautiful right blow to the head and Gummo goes over backwards!!
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SEVEN
Gummo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Gummo wallops Suckle My Knuckle with a straight right to the chest.
+Gummo wakes up the fans with a series of stiff punches to the nose!
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+Gummo punches Suckle My Knuckle with a cross to the head. Suckle My Knuckle ignores it.
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+Gummo fires a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Gummo throws a series of furious punches to the chin!
+Suckle My Knuckle connects with a barrage of powerful hooks to the head.
+Gummo throws a pair of furious punches to the head.
+Gummo throws a pair of loud punches to the ribs!
+Gummo grazes Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth!
-Suckle My Knuckle throws a volley of hooks to the nose, but Gummo ducks just in time.
+Gummo suprises Suckle My Knuckle with a glancing roundhouse to the head.
+Gummo takes charge with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Suckle My Knuckle tosses a flurry of wild hooks to the temple. Gummo backpedals to his own corner.
-Suckle My Knuckle attempts a barrage of hooks to the face, but only hits air.
+Gummo strikes with a pair of vicious shots to the face.
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+Suckle My Knuckle lands a flurry of powerful blows to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 63 of 65 punches, and "Suckle My Knuckle" landed 16 of 37 punches.
"Suckle My Knuckle" won the round 10-8
"Suckle My Knuckle" is winning the fight 29-26
Gummo is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Suckle My Knuckle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)
Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Suckle My Knuckle attempts a flurry of roundhouses to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Suckle My Knuckle launches a pair of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Gummo punches Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of punches to the stomach. Suckle My Knuckle retreats to the far corner.
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-Suckle My Knuckle attacks with a barrage of roundhouses to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Gummo lands a barrage of roundhouses to the face.
+Gummo pokes Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Gummo pops Suckle My Knuckle with a vicious jab to the ribs.
+Gummo jars Suckle My Knuckle with a series of punches to the stomach. Suckle My Knuckle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Suckle My Knuckle shakes Gummo with a pair of painful roundhouses to the chin.
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+Gummo lands a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+Gummo solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the nose!
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+Gummo tags Suckle My Knuckle with a series of punches to the nose. Suckle My Knuckle beats a hasty retreat.
-Suckle My Knuckle tries to land a pair of shots to the temple, but Gummo covers himself well.
+Suckle My Knuckle solidly lands a flurry of hard blows to the temple!! Gummo retreats to the far corner.
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+Suckle My Knuckle hits with a volley of wild blows to the chin.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a bone crushing right blow to the head and Gummo is flattened!!
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SEVEN
Gummo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Gummo wakes up the fans with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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+Gummo smacks Suckle My Knuckle with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Gummo scores with a series of uppercuts to the face. Suckle My Knuckle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Gummo tosses a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 60 of 60 punches, and "Suckle My Knuckle" landed 14 of 40 punches.
"Suckle My Knuckle" won the round 10-8
"Suckle My Knuckle" is winning the fight 39-34
Gummo is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Suckle My Knuckle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)
Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Suckle My Knuckle lands a pair of crosses to the eye.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Gummo's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Gummo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Gummo hits with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
+Gummo connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Gummo lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Suckle My Knuckle throws a barrage of roundhouses to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Suckle My Knuckle pummels Gummo with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Suckle My Knuckle throws a series of right uppercuts to the eye, but Gummo leaps aside.
-Suckle My Knuckle lashes out with a flurry of right uppercuts to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Suckle My Knuckle slams Gummo with a pair of hooks to the chin.
+Gummo hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Suckle My Knuckle probes with a left right to the face, but Gummo ducks just in time.
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+Suckle My Knuckle tosses a volley of uppercuts to the temple.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Gummo lands flat on his back!!
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Gummo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Gummo throws a volley of left shots to the eye, but goes wide.
+Suckle My Knuckle wallops Gummo with a barrage of roundhouses to the chin.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a well placed haymaker and Gummo goes over backwards!!
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TEN
He's Out!
"Suckle My Knuckle" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Gummo collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Suckle My Knuckle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The doctor won't let Milton "Gummo" Marx continue the fight! "Suckle My Knuckle" wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 2: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 3: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 4: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 2: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 3: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 4: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 2: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 3: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 4: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
"Suckle My Knuckle" wins by a knockout!
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