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(Test Division #1) Test Absorbing Man defeated Tea Bag Me by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Monday, March 11, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Tea Bag Me!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Test Absorbing Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test smashes Tea Bag Me with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tea Bag Me whacks Test with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Test annoys Tea Bag Me with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Tea Bag Me doesn't seem bothered.
-Tea Bag Me probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Tea Bag Me fires a uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me stuns Test with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
+Test wallops Tea Bag Me with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Test tags Tea Bag Me with a volley of furious shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 11 of 24 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 20 of 23 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 10-9


Tea Bag Me doesn't want to stop fighting!

Test doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Tea Bag Me punches Test with a series of off balance shots to the solar plexus. Test hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Tea Bag Me fires a volley of left blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Test backs up Tea Bag Me with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test hurts Tea Bag Me with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Tea Bag Me laughs!
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+Test wakes up the fans with a series of nice shots to the face.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Test ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 9 of 21 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 17 of 23 punches.

Tea Bag Me won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tea Bag Me doesn't even want to rest!

Test doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me slams Test with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Test throws Tea Bag Me with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Tea Bag Me wallops Test with a volley of shots to the stomach! Test seems wobbly!
+Tea Bag Me connects with a series of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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-Tea Bag Me throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test tags Tea Bag Me with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye!
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-Tea Bag Me tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Test probes with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Test smacks Tea Bag Me with a volley of stinging punches to the eye. Tea Bag Me asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 11 of 26 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 15 of 26 punches.

Tea Bag Me won the round 10-8

Tea Bag Me is winning the fight 29-27


Tea Bag Me doesn't even want to rest!

Test doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Tea Bag Me lands a barrage of light punches to the stomach. Test grimaces in pain.
-Tea Bag Me launches a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Test ducks.
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+Test hammers Tea Bag Me with a series of punches to the nose.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test lashes out with a wild jab to the face.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test tags Tea Bag Me with a volley of light punches to the jaw. Tea Bag Me grimaces in pain.
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+Tea Bag Me connects with a series of light blows to the ribs. Test sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Test tags Tea Bag Me with a series of stinging shots to the eye.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Test punches Tea Bag Me with a volley of solid punches to the chin! Tea Bag Me backpedals to his own corner.
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+Test backs up Tea Bag Me with a barrage of heavy shots to the eye.
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+Test belts Tea Bag Me with a nice right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 11 of 24 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 42 of 47 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Tea Bag Me is winning the fight 38-37


Tea Bag Me doesn't even want to rest!

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Tea Bag Me attacks with a left hook to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test slams Tea Bag Me with a pair of punches to the mouth!!
+Test rocks Tea Bag Me with a flurry of solid punches to the nose. Tea Bag Me sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Test leaps aside.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test lands a flurry of punches to the head!!
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+Tea Bag Me belts Test with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Test drills Tea Bag Me with a series of solid punches to the chin. Tea Bag Me sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Test lands a pair of punches to the eye. Tea Bag Me gets mad!
+Test punches Tea Bag Me with a series of punches to the head.
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+Test clocks Tea Bag Me with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test strikes with a painful jab to the jaw.
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+Tea Bag Me punches Test with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
+Test hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw! Tea Bag Me grimaces in pain.
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+Test hits with a series of quick punches to the jaw. Tea Bag Me covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 10 of 24 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 47 of 47 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.

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+Test lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tea Bag Me throws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Test annoys Tea Bag Me with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus. Tea Bag Me shakes his head to clear it.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test hits with a straight right to the chest!
-Tea Bag Me tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Test quickly backs away.
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+Tea Bag Me tattoos Test with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 9 of 25 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 22 of 31 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 57-56


Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Tea Bag Me hits Test with a series of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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+Test punches Tea Bag Me with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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-Test attacks with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Tea Bag Me covers himself well.
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-Tea Bag Me fires a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Test clocks Tea Bag Me with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach!
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+Tea Bag Me jolts Test with a flurry of light shots to the ribs.
+Test clocks Tea Bag Me with a flurry of punches to the chest. Tea Bag Me doesn't notice.
+Test hits with a series of punches to the chest. Tea Bag Me quickly recovers.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test shakes Tea Bag Me with a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Test rocks Tea Bag Me with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach!
+Test throws a volley of hard shots to the ribs.
-Tea Bag Me charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Test takes it in the forearms.
+Test pokes Tea Bag Me with a series of punches to the stomach.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 10 of 25 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 47 of 69 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 67-65


Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test stays outside and uses his jab.

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test hits Tea Bag Me with a series of stiff shots to the stomach. Tea Bag Me laughs!
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+Tea Bag Me tattoos Test with a series of stinging blows to the stomach.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me tries a volley of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Test annoys Tea Bag Me with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test annoys Tea Bag Me with a vicious left to the solar plexus.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me tries a right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Test hits with a off balance right to the stomach.
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+Test throws a barrage of punches to the stomach. Tea Bag Me beats a hasty retreat.
+Test lands a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 11 of 24 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 33 of 51 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 77-74


Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test stays outside and uses his jab.

+Tea Bag Me throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Tea Bag Me lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Test stays away from it.
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-Test throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Test stuns Tea Bag Me with a straight right to the chest.
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+Test tosses a quick cross to the ribs.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me paws a roundhouse to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test annoys Tea Bag Me with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Test clocks Tea Bag Me with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Tea Bag Me lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Test charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Test pummels Tea Bag Me with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Test hits Tea Bag Me with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus!
+Test fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Test paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 11 of 25 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 35 of 52 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 87-83


Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Test beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tea Bag Me lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Test deftly avoits it.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tea Bag Me charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me attacks with a hard uppercut to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 9 of 23 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 4 of 8 punches.

Tea Bag Me won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 96-93


Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me pops Test with a left to the chest.
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-Tea Bag Me launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Tea Bag Me lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but Test quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 7 of 22 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 4 of 8 punches.

Tea Bag Me won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 105-103


Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me scores with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tea Bag Me throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Tea Bag Me attacks with a roundhouse to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Tea Bag Me paws a series of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tea Bag Me landed 7 of 24 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 4 of 8 punches.

Tea Bag Me won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 114-113


Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 3: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 8: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 11: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 12: Tea Bag Me 10-9

Total Score: Test Absorbing Man 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 3: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 8: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 11: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 12: Tea Bag Me 10-9

Total Score: Test Absorbing Man 115-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 3: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 8: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 11: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 12: Tea Bag Me 10-9

Total Score: Test Absorbing Man 115-113

Test Absorbing Man wins by decision!