Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\882185.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) Failed Experiment No. VI defeated Dodgeball 2012 by disqualification in round 2.Match Sunday, March 10, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 857 pounds (389 kilograms) is Failed Experiment No. VI!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is Dodgeball 2012!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Failed stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodgeball is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Failed hammers Dodgeball with a series of mean punches to the face.
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+Dodgeball pops Failed with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Failed backs up Dodgeball with a furious jab to the temple.
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+Failed throws Dodgeball with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Failed tries to land a right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Failed attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Failed Experiment No. VI landed 17 of 34 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 5 of 8 punches.
Failed Experiment No. VI won the round 10-9
Failed Experiment No. VI is winning the fight 10-9
Failed doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodgeball doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Failed stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodgeball is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Failed probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Dodgeball ducks.
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-Failed lunges with a flurry of shots to the face, but Dodgeball stays away from it.
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+Dodgeball tags Failed with an elbow! Failed Experiment No. VI pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Failed Experiment No. VI wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Failed doesn't even want to rest!
Dodgeball doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Failed Experiment No. VI wins by a foul!
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