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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\882099.htm on local disk...(Bantamweight) assman defeated Corporations are our friends by unanimous decision: 115-114, 115-113, 115-113.Match Tuesday, March 12, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Corporations are our friends!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is assman!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assman is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Assman nails Friends with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Assman tries to land a left jab to the solar plexus, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
-Assman lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Assman nails Friends with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Assman throws a mean jab to the eye!!
+Friends tattoos Assman with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Assman strikes with a stiff jab to the nose.
+Assman pops Friends with a pair of vicious punches to the eye!
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-Assman lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Friends beats a hasty retreat.
+Friends annoys Assman with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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+Assman takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
-Friends probes with a right jab to the chest, but Assman takes it in the forearms.
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+Assman throws a barrage of painful punches to the face. Friends gets mad!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-Assman fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Friends escapes.
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+Friends tosses a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
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+Assman tags Friends with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
-Assman lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Friends quickly backs away.
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-Assman throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Assman connects with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
-Assman probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Friends backs out of it.
+Assman smashes Friends with a mean jab to the temple!! Friends covers up.
+Friends punches Assman with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 17 of 27 punches, and assman landed 48 of 81 punches.
assman won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 10-9
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Assman fires a pair of punches to the nose.
+Assman throws a barrage of punches to the head!!
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-Assman throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Friends stays away from it.
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-Assman lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Friends covers himself well.
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-Assman tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Friends deftly avoits it.
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+Assman shakes Friends with a volley of strong punches to the stomach!!
+Assman lashes out with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
-Assman lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Friends covers himself well.
+Friends tosses a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Assman jars Friends with a series of quick punches to the face!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Assman solidly lands a loud jab to the head.
+Friends belts Assman with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs!! Assman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Assman pummels Friends with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
+Assman wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Assman attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Friends ties him up.
-Assman fires a left cross to the mouth, but Friends narrowly avoids it
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-Assman lashes out with a jab to the face, but only hits air.
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-Assman tries a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Assman lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Friends quickly backs away.
+Friends backs up Assman with a mean jab to the ribs.
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+Friends pounds Assman with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach. Assman quickly recovers.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 19 of 24 punches, and assman landed 45 of 89 punches.
assman won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 20-18
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Assman tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Friends strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
-Assman tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Assman probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Friends leaps aside.
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+Friends clocks Assman with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Assman hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
-Assman attempts a left straight right to the ribs, but Friends narrowly avoids it
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+Friends lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Assman paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Assman fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Assman attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Assman throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Friends covers himself well.
-Assman tries to land a jab to the nose, but Friends covers himself well.
-Assman throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Friends escapes.
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+Assman stuns Friends with a right to the mouth.
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+Assman staggers Friends with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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+Assman tosses a pair of stiff punches to the eye!!
+Assman lands a flurry of punches to the stomach. Friends quickly recovers.
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+Assman tags Friends with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 20 of 24 punches, and assman landed 39 of 90 punches.
assman won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 30-27
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Assman launches a pair of right punches to the face, but Friends covers himself well.
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-Assman paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Friends escapes.
+Friends tosses a series of hard punches to the stomach. Assman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Assman hurts Friends with a series of punches to the head.
-Assman tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Friends steps aside.
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+Friends tosses a series of blows to the chest.
-Assman lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Assman paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Friends narrowly avoids it
+Assman pounds Friends with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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+Friends jolts Assman with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Assman charges with a right sweeping right to the head, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
+Assman attacks with a series of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+Assman punches Friends with a heavy roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Assman probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Friends fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but Assman ducks.
+Assman tattoos Friends with a volley of blows to the face.
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-Assman probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Assman shakes Friends with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Assman thumps Friends with a painful hook to the jaw. Friends asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Friends clocks Assman with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Assman shakes his head to clear it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 18 of 25 punches, and assman landed 38 of 92 punches.
assman won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 40-36
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assman backpedals and jabs.
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+Friends tattoos Assman with a pair of punches to the chest. Assman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Friends pummels Assman with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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+Friends rocks Assman with a pair of painful punches to the stomach! Assman doesn't notice.
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-Friends probes with a right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Friends hurts Assman with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 18 of 26 punches, and assman landed 4 of 9 punches.
Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 49-46
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assman stays outside and uses his jab.
+Friends drills Assman with a flurry of quick punches to the chest! Assman doesn't notice.
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+Friends connects with a volley of strong punches to the ribs. Assman backpedals to his own corner.
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-Assman fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Friends ducks.
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+Assman clocks Friends with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Assman throws a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Assman slams Friends with a barrage of stiff punches to the face!! Friends backpedals to his own corner.
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-Assman fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Assman attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Friends attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Assman ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 17 of 23 punches, and assman landed 16 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
assman is winning the fight 59-56
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Assman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Friends connects with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Assman belts Friends with a series of punches to the eye.
+Assman throws a furious straight right to the eye.
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-Assman lunges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Friends wallops Assman with a flurry of punches to the face. Assman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Assman attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
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-Assman lunges with a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Assman hurts Friends with a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Friends staggers Assman with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
-Assman attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Assman tattoos Friends with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Assman grazes Friends with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
+Assman thumps Friends with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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-Assman fires a volley of left punches to the temple, but Friends narrowly avoids it
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-Assman lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Friends pokes Assman with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth. Assman beats a hasty retreat.
+Assman throws a volley of punches to the head.
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-Assman lunges with a right cross to the face, but Friends hides behind his gloves.
-Assman throws a cross to the chest, but falls short.
-Assman charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Friends covers himself well.
-Assman attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Assman lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Friends narrowly avoids it
+Friends throws a pair of hard punches to the eye.
-Assman probes with a jab to the face, but to no avail.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 28 of 32 punches, and assman landed 39 of 98 punches.
assman won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 69-65
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Assman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Friends backs up Assman with a pair of punches to the mouth!
-Assman tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Assman attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Friends quickly backs away.
-Assman lunges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Friends ducks just in time.
+Friends throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Assman charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Friends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Assman grazes Friends with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Assman attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
+Assman lands a furious jab to the ribs.
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-Assman throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Assman charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Assman lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Friends hides behind his gloves.
+Assman tags Friends with a jab to the temple!!
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+Assman staggers Friends with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
+Assman fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Friends tosses a barrage of punches to the head! Assman quickly recovers.
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+Assman throws a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Assman tries to land a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Friends steps aside.
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-Assman fires a uppercut to the eye, but only hits air.
-Assman attempts a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Assman connects with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Friends stuns Assman with a nasty jab to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 31 of 31 punches, and assman landed 34 of 92 punches.
assman won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 79-74
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman is slowing down.
ROUND 9
Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Assman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Friends hits with a series of furious punches to the eye.
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+Friends tattoos Assman with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Friends tattoos Assman with a volley of mean punches to the face.
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-Friends lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Friends probes with a left to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Friends slams Assman with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 20 of 32 punches, and assman landed 3 of 9 punches.
Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 88-84
Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assman is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Assman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Friends hits with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Assman laughs!
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-Friends attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Assman ducks.
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-Friends attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Assman leaps aside.
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-Assman throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
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+Friends lashes out with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Assman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 18 of 28 punches, and assman landed 3 of 8 punches.
Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 97-94
Friends doesn't even want to rest!
Assman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Assman backpedals and jabs.
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+Friends whacks Assman with a barrage of punches to the chin. Assman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Friends hits with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
+Friends scores with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Friends charges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Assman hides behind his gloves.
+Friends hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye. Assman grimaces in pain.
-Friends throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Assman annoys Friends with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 21 of 32 punches, and assman landed 5 of 8 punches.
Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 106-104
Friends doesn't even want to rest!
Assman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Assman backpedals and jabs.
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-Friends lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but Assman narrowly avoids it
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+Friends hits with a series of mean punches to the temple.
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+Friends lands a barrage of punches to the chin! Assman doesn't seem bothered.
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-Friends tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Assman beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Corporations are our friends landed 16 of 31 punches, and assman landed 4 of 8 punches.
Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9
assman is winning the fight 115-114
Friends doesn't even want to rest!
Assman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: assman 10-9
Round 2: assman 10-9
Round 3: assman 10-9
Round 4: assman 10-9
Round 5: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: assman 10-9
Round 8: assman 10-9
Round 9: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 10: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 11: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 12: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Total Score: assman 115-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: assman 10-9
Round 2: assman 10-9
Round 3: assman 10-9
Round 4: assman 10-9
Round 5: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 6: assman 10-9
Round 7: assman 10-9
Round 8: assman 10-9
Round 9: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 10: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 11: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 12: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Total Score: assman 115-113
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: assman 10-9
Round 2: assman 10-9
Round 3: assman 10-9
Round 4: assman 10-9
Round 5: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 6: assman 10-9
Round 7: assman 10-9
Round 8: assman 10-9
Round 9: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 10: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 11: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 12: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Total Score: assman 115-113
assman wins by decision!
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