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(Flyweight) Blizzard Thing 2013 defeated Bertrus "Glimweed" Baskins by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Monday, March 11, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Blizzard Thing 2013!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Bertrus "Glimweed" Baskins!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Thing 2013 is brawling. (inside)
Glimweed feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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-Thing 2013 lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Glimweed escapes.
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+Thing 2013 thumps Glimweed with a series of feints to the ribs!! Glimweed falls against the ropes!
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+Glimweed nails Thing 2013 with a series of quick combinations to the chin.
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+Glimweed annoys Thing 2013 with a barrage of strong shots to the temple. Thing 2013 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Glimweed hits with a flurry of painful combinations to the eye.
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+Glimweed staggers Thing 2013 with a pair of loud shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2013 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Bertrus "Glimweed" Baskins landed 23 of 24 punches.

Blizzard Thing 2013 won the round 10-9

Blizzard Thing 2013 is winning the fight 10-9


Thing 2013 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Glimweed remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Thing 2013 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Glimweed feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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+Glimweed backs up Thing 2013 with a series of feints to the head! Thing 2013 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Glimweed slams Thing 2013 with a volley of nasty shots to the stomach. Thing 2013 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Glimweed throws a flurry of nasty combinations to the face.
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+Thing 2013 annoys Glimweed with a series of shots to the stomach.
Thing 2013 lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Glimweed is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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FIVE

SIX
Glimweed struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thing 2013 lashes out with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
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-Thing 2013 fires a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Glimweed deftly avoits it.
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-Thing 2013 probes with a barrage of feints to the stomach, but Glimweed narrowly avoids it
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+Thing 2013 attacks with a series of strong shots to the ribs.
+Thing 2013 scores with a flurry of vicious hooks to the solar plexus.
+Glimweed lands a barrage of hard hooks to the jaw. Thing 2013 doesn't seem bothered.
+Glimweed hits with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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The fighters study each other.
-Thing 2013 probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Glimweed quickly backs away.
+Glimweed thumps Thing 2013 with a volley of off balance shots to the mouth. Thing 2013 shakes his head to clear it.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2013 landed 17 of 30 punches, and Bertrus "Glimweed" Baskins landed 23 of 26 punches.

Blizzard Thing 2013 won the round 10-8

Blizzard Thing 2013 is winning the fight 20-17


Thing 2013 doesn't even want to rest!

Glimweed is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Thing 2013 is brawling. (inside)
Glimweed feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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+Glimweed pops Thing 2013 with a barrage of wild shots to the face.
-Thing 2013 attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Glimweed smacks Thing 2013 with a barrage of solid feints to the stomach.
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+Thing 2013 attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs!!
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-Thing 2013 probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Glimweed blocks.
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-Thing 2013 throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Glimweed tosses a mean counter-punch to the jaw. Thing 2013 seems wobbly!
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-Thing 2013 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Glimweed hammers Thing 2013 with a flurry of heavy combinations to the nose.
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+Thing 2013 hits with a flurry of quick feints to the stomach. Glimweed sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Thing 2013 connects with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2013 landed 19 of 44 punches, and Bertrus "Glimweed" Baskins landed 24 of 25 punches.

Blizzard Thing 2013 won the round 10-9

Blizzard Thing 2013 is winning the fight 30-26


Thing 2013 doesn't even want to rest!

Glimweed looks exhausted.



ROUND 4

Thing 2013 is brawling. (inside)
Glimweed backpedals and jabs.

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+Thing 2013 backs up Glimweed with a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach.
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+Glimweed pummels Thing 2013 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Thing 2013 smashes Glimweed with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Thing 2013 throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thing 2013 throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Glimweed narrowly avoids it
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-Thing 2013 lashes out with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Glimweed stays away from it.
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-Thing 2013 tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Glimweed steps aside.
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+Thing 2013 scores with a series of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Thing 2013 pounds Glimweed with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2013 landed 20 of 37 punches, and Bertrus "Glimweed" Baskins landed 8 of 8 punches.

Blizzard Thing 2013 won the round 10-9

Blizzard Thing 2013 is winning the fight 40-35


Thing 2013 doesn't even want to rest!

Glimweed receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 5

Thing 2013 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Glimweed backpedals and jabs.

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+Thing 2013 clocks Glimweed with a barrage of quick blows to the eye.
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-Thing 2013 probes with a straight right to the chin, but Glimweed steps aside and laughs.
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+Thing 2013 drills Glimweed with a barrage of light roundhouses to the face.
Thing 2013 lands a brutal haymaker and Glimweed falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Blizzard Thing 2013 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thing 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Glimweed can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bertrus "Glimweed" Baskins 10-9
Round 2: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-8
Round 3: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-9
Round 4: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-8
Round 3: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-9
Round 4: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-9
Round 2: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-8
Round 3: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-9
Round 4: Blizzard Thing 2013 10-9

Blizzard Thing 2013 wins by a knockout!