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(Flyweight) Mitt Romney 2016 defeated ima flyweight"slugga" by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Monday, March 11, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Mitt Romney 2016!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is ima flyweight"slugga"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugga tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Slugga charges with a volley of combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Slugga probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Romney 2016 backs out of it.
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-Slugga charges with a combination to the mouth, but Romney 2016 escapes.
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+Romney 2016 wakes up the fans with a jab to the stomach.
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-Slugga throws a barrage of combinations to the face, but misses completely.
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+Romney 2016 stuns Slugga with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Romney 2016 throws a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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+Slugga jars Romney 2016 with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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+Romney 2016 belts Slugga with a pair of hard punches to the stomach. Slugga hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2016 landed 23 of 24 punches, and ima flyweight"slugga" landed 10 of 42 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 10-9


Romney 2016 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugga doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugga tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Romney 2016 connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Slugga is hurt!
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+Romney 2016 lands a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slugga tries to land a series of combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
-Slugga attempts a pair of left combinations to the temple, but Romney 2016 escapes.
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+Romney 2016 solidly lands a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Romney 2016 lands a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Romney 2016 hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Slugga hits with a volley of vicious combinations to the chin. Romney 2016 falls against the ropes!
-Slugga tries a pair of left combinations to the face, but misses.
-Slugga charges with a series of left combinations to the face, but Romney 2016 quickly backs away.
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-Slugga probes with a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Romney 2016 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slugga takes charge with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2016 landed 23 of 26 punches, and ima flyweight"slugga" landed 9 of 43 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 20-18


Romney 2016 doesn't even want to rest!

Slugga remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugga tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Slugga attacks with a series of left combinations to the head, but goes wide.
+Slugga grazes Romney 2016 with a flurry of punches to the nose. Romney 2016 covers up.
+Romney 2016 tags Slugga with a pair of heavy punches to the chest!! Slugga retreats to the far corner.
-Slugga attacks with a flurry of combinations to the nose, but Romney 2016 quickly backs away.
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-Slugga attempts a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but Romney 2016 steps aside and laughs.
+Romney 2016 hits with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Slugga laughs!
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-Slugga lunges with a left sweeping right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Slugga lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Romney 2016 tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Romney 2016 wallops Slugga with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Slugga launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Slugga throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Romney 2016 solidly lands a jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2016 landed 24 of 24 punches, and ima flyweight"slugga" landed 8 of 42 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 30-27


Romney 2016 doesn't even want to rest!

Slugga is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugga tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Romney 2016 tags Slugga with a straight right to the chest.
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-Slugga launches a barrage of combinations to the temple, but Romney 2016 steps aside.
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+Romney 2016 thumps Slugga with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Romney 2016 annoys Slugga with a right to the stomach.
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-Slugga throws a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Romney 2016 clocks Slugga with a wild roundhouse to the chest. Slugga covers up.
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-Slugga attacks with a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Romney 2016 narrowly avoids it
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+Slugga lands a flurry of vicious punches to the temple!!
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-Slugga fires a series of combinations to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Slugga attacks with a series of combinations to the eye, but Romney 2016 ties him up.
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-Slugga tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2016 landed 23 of 23 punches, and ima flyweight"slugga" landed 6 of 39 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 40-36


Romney 2016 doesn't even want to rest!

Slugga is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugga tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Slugga probes with a straight right to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Slugga lunges with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Romney 2016 ducks.
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-Slugga attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Romney 2016 hides behind his gloves.
+Romney 2016 catches Slugga with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
+Slugga scores with a strong jab to the eye.
-Slugga attempts a pair of combinations to the nose, but Romney 2016 takes it in the forearms.
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+Romney 2016 tags Slugga with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Slugga attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Romney 2016 backs out of it.
-Slugga tries to land a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but Romney 2016 takes it in the forearms.
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-Slugga tries to land a series of blows to the nose, but Romney 2016 quickly backs away.
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+Romney 2016 slams Slugga with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Slugga lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Romney 2016 quickly backs away.
+Romney 2016 connects with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Slugga attempts a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Romney 2016 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2016 landed 24 of 24 punches, and ima flyweight"slugga" landed 6 of 41 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 50-45


Romney 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugga looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugga tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Slugga throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Romney 2016 leaps aside.
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-Slugga tries a pair of right combinations to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Slugga attempts a series of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Slugga fires a barrage of combinations to the head, but Romney 2016 quickly backs away.
+Romney 2016 smashes Slugga with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Slugga attacks with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Romney 2016 covers himself well.
+Romney 2016 clocks Slugga with a series of off balance shots to the chest.
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-Slugga attacks with a jab to the face, but Romney 2016 stays away from it.
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+Slugga slams Romney 2016 with a pair of stinging combinations to the temple!
+Romney 2016 hits with a volley of off balance punches to the chest.
-Slugga throws a flurry of combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Slugga attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Romney 2016 deftly avoits it.
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+Romney 2016 solidly lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Slugga backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2016 landed 23 of 23 punches, and ima flyweight"slugga" landed 5 of 42 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 60-54


Romney 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugga collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Romney 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slugga tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Slugga throws a series of left combinations to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Romney 2016 nails Slugga with a series of wild blows to the eye. Slugga gets mad!
+Romney 2016 lands a series of furious combinations to the face. Slugga backpedals to his own corner.
Romney 2016 lands a sudden right uppercut and Slugga's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Slugga struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Slugga throws a right sweeping right to the chin, but Romney 2016 narrowly avoids it
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+Slugga belts Romney 2016 with a flurry of quick combinations to the nose. Romney 2016 doesn't notice.
-Slugga tries to land a left jab to the nose, but Romney 2016 stays away from it.
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+Romney 2016 grazes Slugga with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Slugga hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Slugga probes with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Slugga charges with a volley of combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Romney 2016 annoys Slugga with a painful jab to the eye.
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+Romney 2016 lands a flurry of blows to the chin!
+Romney 2016 suprises Slugga with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Romney 2016 lands a tremendous right hook and Slugga drops like a stone!!

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Slugga struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Romney 2016 hits Slugga with a series of painful punches to the chin!
Romney 2016 lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Slugga falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Mitt Romney 2016 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Romney 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugga receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 6: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 6: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 6: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 wins by a knockout!