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(Strawweight) Speedy McLittle man defeated Patton Oswalt by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Thursday, March 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Patton Oswalt!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Speedy McLittle man!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Oswalt backpedals and jabs.
Speedy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Speedy attempts a right left to the chin, but Oswalt ties him up.
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+Speedy pops Oswalt with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Speedy attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Oswalt connects with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Oswalt backs up Speedy with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Speedy covers up.
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-Oswalt tries a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Speedy throws a pair of left punches to the face, but Oswalt hides behind his gloves.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Oswalt fires a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Oswalt tosses a series of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Speedy connects with a barrage of off balance shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Speedy lands a barrage of hard shots to the mouth. Oswalt covers up.
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 26 of 32 punches, and Speedy McLittle man landed 18 of 32 punches.

Patton Oswalt won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 10-9


Oswalt doesn't want to stop fighting!

Speedy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Oswalt backpedals and jabs.
Speedy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Speedy whacks Oswalt with a straight right to the mouth.
-Speedy attacks with a right jab to the ribs, but misses.
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+Oswalt drills Speedy with a quick jab to the ribs.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Speedy smashes Oswalt with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Speedy attacks with a straight right to the stomach, but Oswalt deftly avoits it.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Speedy hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin. Oswalt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Oswalt slams Speedy with a light jab to the ribs.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Oswalt probes with a left right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Oswalt tosses a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Oswalt hits Speedy with a right to the chest!!
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+Oswalt wakes up the fans with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 26 of 31 punches, and Speedy McLittle man landed 18 of 35 punches.

Patton Oswalt won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 20-18


Oswalt doesn't even want to rest!

Speedy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Oswalt backpedals and jabs.
Speedy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Oswalt grazes Speedy with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Speedy lunges with a left to the chin, but Oswalt steps aside and laughs.
+Speedy lashes out with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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+Oswalt fires a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Speedy throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Oswalt shakes his head to clear it.
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Oswalt punches Speedy with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Oswalt hits with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Speedy slams Oswalt with a flurry of painful blows to the head.
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+Speedy tattoos Oswalt with a pair of punches to the head.
+Oswalt hits Speedy with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!!
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Oswalt slams Speedy with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 26 of 33 punches, and Speedy McLittle man landed 17 of 33 punches.

Patton Oswalt won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 30-27


Oswalt doesn't even want to rest!

Speedy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Oswalt backpedals and jabs.
Speedy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Oswalt hammers Speedy with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.

Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Speedy connects with a cross to the temple. Oswalt gets mad!
+Oswalt hits Speedy with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Oswalt takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Speedy is hurt!
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Oswalt hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Speedy throws a roundhouse to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Speedy tags Oswalt with a furious hook to the head.
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+Speedy takes charge with a series of off balance punches to the face!
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+Oswalt tosses a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Speedy probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Speedy smashes Oswalt with a volley of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 21 of 33 punches, and Speedy McLittle man landed 18 of 30 punches.

Speedy McLittle man won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 39-37


Oswalt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Speedy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Oswalt backpedals and jabs.
Speedy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Speedy shakes Oswalt with a flurry of solid shots to the nose.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Speedy hits with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth. Oswalt laughs!
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-Speedy probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Speedy lands Oswalt with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Oswalt throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Speedy punches Oswalt with a volley of heavy blows to the ribs.
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-Speedy charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Oswalt escapes.
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Oswalt pokes Speedy with a jab to the solar plexus.
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Oswalt solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the chest. Speedy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Oswalt grazes Speedy with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 22 of 31 punches, and Speedy McLittle man landed 16 of 36 punches.

Speedy McLittle man won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 48-47


Oswalt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Speedy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Oswalt stays outside and uses his jab.
Speedy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Oswalt jolts Speedy with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Speedy backpedals to his own corner.
+Oswalt pummels Speedy with a flurry of punches to the head. Speedy seems wobbly!
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+Speedy punches Oswalt with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus!
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Oswalt launches a series of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Oswalt solidly lands a pair of light punches to the temple.
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+Speedy wallops Oswalt with a pair of shots to the chest. Oswalt quickly recovers.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Speedy probes with a volley of left shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Oswalt jolts Speedy with a series of mean punches to the face.
Oswalt tries to attack, but Speedy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Speedy throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 30 of 43 punches, and Speedy McLittle man landed 19 of 32 punches.

Patton Oswalt won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 58-56


Oswalt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Speedy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Oswalt stays outside and uses his jab.
Speedy throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Speedy hammers Oswalt with a off balance straight right to the chin. Oswalt is hurt!
Speedy lands a crashing right blow to the head and Oswalt's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Speedy McLittle man wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Oswalt is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Speedy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 2: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 3: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 4: Speedy McLittle man 10-9
Round 5: Speedy McLittle man 10-9
Round 6: Patton Oswalt 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 2: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 3: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 4: Speedy McLittle man 10-9
Round 5: Speedy McLittle man 10-9
Round 6: Patton Oswalt 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 2: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 3: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 4: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Patton Oswalt 10-9

Speedy McLittle man wins by a knockout!