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(Strawweight) Idiot Box defeated "The Clown" Krusty by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Sunday, March 03, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Idiot Box!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is "The Clown" Krusty!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Idiot tags The Clown with a series of commanding blows to the ribs.
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+Idiot throws a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Idiot probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but The Clown deftly avoits it.
-Idiot charges with a series of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Idiot scores with a volley of stinging shots to the stomach. The Clown doesn't seem bothered.
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-Idiot probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but The Clown ties him up.
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+The Clown hits with a nasty jab to the head. Idiot ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 14 of 30 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 8 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 10-9


Idiot doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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-Idiot fires a series of blows to the chest, but The Clown stays away from it.
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-Idiot tries a series of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Clown connects with a commanding hook to the nose. Idiot retreats to the far corner.
+Idiot jolts The Clown with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Idiot jolts The Clown with a flurry of blows to the chest!
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+Idiot takes charge with a pair of strong shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 16 of 33 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 20-18


Idiot doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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+Idiot lashes out with a pair of loud shots to the chest.
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+The Clown clocks Idiot with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Idiot doesn't notice.
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+Idiot pops The Clown with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Idiot lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Idiot throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Idiot throws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Idiot lunges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but The Clown steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 12 of 27 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 30-27


Idiot doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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+Idiot shakes The Clown with a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs. The Clown sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Idiot tries a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Clown hides behind his gloves.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Idiot probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Idiot hits with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Idiot lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but The Clown ducks just in time.
+The Clown tags Idiot with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Idiot hits with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 16 of 31 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 8 of 9 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 40-36


Idiot doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

+The Clown punches Idiot with a volley of loud blows to the face.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Idiot hits with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Idiot annoys The Clown with a solid jab to the solar plexus.
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-Idiot fires a volley of right blows to the ribs, but The Clown hides behind his gloves.
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-Idiot lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Idiot strikes with a right to the chest.
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-Idiot charges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 13 of 34 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 50-45


Idiot doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Idiot attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but The Clown steps aside and laughs.
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+Idiot jars The Clown with a left to the ribs.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Idiot lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but The Clown beats a hasty retreat.
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-Idiot charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but The Clown steps aside and laughs.
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+Idiot annoys The Clown with a volley of vicious blows to the stomach.
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+The Clown connects with a solid straight right to the face.
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+Idiot rocks The Clown with a pair of loud blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 15 of 32 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 60-54


Idiot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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+The Clown lashes out with a pair of vicious blows to the ribs.
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+Idiot fires a light uppercut to the ribs.
-Idiot launches a series of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Idiot charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but The Clown hides behind his gloves.
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-Idiot tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Idiot tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but The Clown stays away from it.
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+Idiot throws a volley of punches to the chest! The Clown seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 14 of 33 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 70-63


Idiot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

+Idiot nails The Clown with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus. The Clown doesn't seem bothered.
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-Idiot attempts a right to the chest, but The Clown ties him up.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Idiot fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+The Clown hurts Idiot with a stinging cross to the chin.
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+Idiot tosses a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
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-Idiot launches a pair of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 14 of 33 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 8 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 80-72


Idiot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Idiot wallops The Clown with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Idiot throws a barrage of glancing shots to the ribs. The Clown gets mad!
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-Idiot charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but The Clown steps aside and laughs.
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-Idiot attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but The Clown steps aside.
-Idiot throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Idiot lashes out with a left to the chest, but The Clown leaps aside.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Clown tosses a flurry of painful shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 14 of 32 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 90-81


Idiot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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-Idiot charges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but The Clown narrowly avoids it
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+Idiot nails The Clown with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+The Clown solidly lands a series of blows to the temple.
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-Idiot fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but The Clown blocks.
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+Idiot scores with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Idiot tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Idiot attempts a pair of left shots to the stomach, but The Clown blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 13 of 31 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 100-90


Idiot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Idiot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Idiot hits with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Idiot fires a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+The Clown grazes Idiot with a volley of heavy shots to the nose. Idiot sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Idiot lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but The Clown ties him up.
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-Idiot charges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Idiot charges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Idiot Box landed 15 of 31 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

Idiot Box won the round 10-9

Idiot Box is winning the fight 110-99


Idiot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Idiot grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Clown is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+The Clown hits with a series of stinging uppercuts to the temple.
+Idiot strikes with a flurry of shots to the nose.
Idiot lands a crashing left blow to the head and The Clown is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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The Clown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
+The Clown connects with a volley of loud blows to the eye!
The Clown lands a powerful right haymaker and Idiot is flattened!!

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Idiot struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Clown shakes Idiot with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
The Clown tries to attack, but Idiot hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Clown thumps Idiot with a volley of glancing crosses to the face.
+Idiot lashes out with a barrage of blows to the eye. The Clown shakes his head to clear it.
Idiot lands a sudden right haymaker and The Clown drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Idiot Box wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Idiot is obviously tired.

The Clown is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 2: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 3: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 4: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 5: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 6: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 7: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 8: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 9: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 10: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 11: Idiot Box 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 2: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 3: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 4: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 5: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 6: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 7: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 8: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 9: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 10: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 11: Idiot Box 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 2: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 3: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 4: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 5: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 6: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 7: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 8: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 9: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 10: Idiot Box 10-9
Round 11: Idiot Box 10-9

Idiot Box wins by a knockout!