Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\880573.htm on local disk...(Toughman) You can't beat me HAHA defeated Launch Pad Luchini by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, March 02, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 798 pounds (362 kilograms) is You can't beat me HAHA!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Launch Pad Luchini!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
You Can't Beat Me Haha is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini is using the ring. (using the ring)
-You Can't Beat Me Haha attempts a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha jolts Luchini with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha fires a jab to the ribs.
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-Luchini lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but You Can't Beat Me Haha ducks.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha tries a series of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Luchini probes with a series of shots to the temple, but You Can't Beat Me Haha covers himself well.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a pair of punches to the face.
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+Luchini smashes You Can't Beat Me Haha with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but You Can't Beat Me Haha quickly backs away.
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+Luchini attacks with a pair of punches to the nose!
-Luchini attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but You Can't Beat Me Haha leaps aside.
-Luchini attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Luchini paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but You Can't Beat Me Haha ducks just in time.
-You Can't Beat Me Haha probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Luchini attempts a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hurts Luchini with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus. Luchini laughs!
-You Can't Beat Me Haha attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Luchini jars You Can't Beat Me Haha with a series of quick punches to the temple.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha suprises Luchini with a series of punches to the nose.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha paws a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini punches You Can't Beat Me Haha with a painful straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 22 of 57 punches, and Launch Pad Luchini landed 20 of 58 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-9
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 10-9
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't want to stop fighting!
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
You Can't Beat Me Haha is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Luchini attempts a right to the face, but You Can't Beat Me Haha steps aside and laughs.
-Luchini tries a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Luchini probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but You Can't Beat Me Haha covers himself well.
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-Luchini launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but You Can't Beat Me Haha blocks.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits with a furious sweeping right to the face.
-Luchini fires a left jab to the ribs, but You Can't Beat Me Haha takes it in the forearms.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but You Can't Beat Me Haha steps aside.
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-Luchini tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but You Can't Beat Me Haha hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini hits with a hook to the chest!!
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha tries a barrage of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Luchini fires a pair of punches to the chin, but You Can't Beat Me Haha narrowly avoids it
+Luchini tattoos You Can't Beat Me Haha with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 10 of 25 punches, and Launch Pad Luchini landed 14 of 54 punches.
Launch Pad Luchini won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't want to stop fighting!
Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
You Can't Beat Me Haha is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Luchini tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but You Can't Beat Me Haha ties him up.
+Luchini annoys You Can't Beat Me Haha with a series of loud punches to the chest!!
-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-You Can't Beat Me Haha attacks with a left to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Luchini attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Luchini paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini lunges with a series of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha paws a series of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Luchini tattoos You Can't Beat Me Haha with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 11 of 24 punches, and Launch Pad Luchini landed 11 of 56 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-9
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 29-28
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't even want to rest!
Luchini is slowing down.
ROUND 4
You Can't Beat Me Haha is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a barrage of nasty punches to the temple. Luchini sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Luchini lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but You Can't Beat Me Haha stays away from it.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha throws a flurry of blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-Luchini paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Luchini probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but You Can't Beat Me Haha covers himself well.
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-Luchini launches a pair of punches to the eye, but You Can't Beat Me Haha narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Luchini probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but You Can't Beat Me Haha hides behind his gloves.
-Luchini attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but You Can't Beat Me Haha ducks just in time.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw!
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-Luchini attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but You Can't Beat Me Haha deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 10 of 23 punches, and Launch Pad Luchini landed 9 of 58 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-9
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 39-37
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't even want to rest!
Luchini collapses limply onto his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 2: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 3: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 4: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Total Score: You can't beat me HAHA 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 2: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 3: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 4: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Total Score: You can't beat me HAHA 40-36
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 2: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 3: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 4: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Total Score: You can't beat me HAHA 40-36
You can't beat me HAHA wins by decision!
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