Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\880038.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) Conrad "Technicolor Crane" Smitty defeated Big Boys Fatso by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Tuesday, February 26, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 786 pounds (357 kilograms) is Big Boys Fatso!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 272 pounds (123 kilograms) is Conrad "Technicolor Crane" Smitty!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Fatso stays outside and uses his jab.
Technicolor Crane backpedals and jabs.
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+Fatso lashes out with a glancing jab to the chin.
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-Technicolor Crane paws a volley of right punches to the eye, but Fatso takes it in the forearms.
+Technicolor Crane pokes Fatso with a volley of commanding punches to the temple! Fatso falls against the ropes!
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+Technicolor Crane scores with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Fatso sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Fatso pummels Technicolor Crane with a volley of nice punches to the face.
Fatso lands a beautiful haymaker and Technicolor Crane goes down!!
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Technicolor Crane struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Technicolor Crane charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Technicolor Crane hits with a series of punches to the temple. Fatso ignores it.
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+Fatso tosses a volley of nice punches to the head.
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+Fatso attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose. Technicolor Crane sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Fatso wallops Technicolor Crane with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
-Technicolor Crane probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Technicolor Crane tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Fatso leaps aside.
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-Technicolor Crane fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Technicolor Crane wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Fatso lands a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Technicolor Crane clocks Fatso with a jab to the jaw. Fatso laughs!
+Technicolor Crane staggers Fatso with a left to the face.
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+Fatso throws a straight right to the nose.
+Fatso scores with a pair of punches to the chin.
Fatso lands a blood spattering left punch in the nose and Technicolor Crane goes down!!
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Technicolor Crane struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Fatso landed 32 of 32 punches, and Conrad "Technicolor Crane" Smitty landed 21 of 58 punches.
Big Boys Fatso won the round 10-7
Big Boys Fatso is winning the fight 10-7
Fatso is obviously tired.
Technicolor Crane doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Fatso stays outside and uses his jab.
Technicolor Crane backpedals and jabs.
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+Fatso belts Technicolor Crane with a volley of loud punches to the eye. Technicolor Crane seems wobbly!
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-Technicolor Crane fires a pair of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-Technicolor Crane paws a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Technicolor Crane jars Fatso with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Technicolor Crane tries a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Fatso backs out of it.
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+Technicolor Crane takes charge with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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-Technicolor Crane probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Fatso steps aside.
+Fatso smashes Technicolor Crane with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
+Fatso slams Technicolor Crane with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
-Technicolor Crane probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Fatso fires a straight right to the jaw, but Technicolor Crane ducks just in time.
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-Fatso attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Technicolor Crane ducks.
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+Technicolor Crane fires a series of mean punches to the head. Fatso is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Fatso landed 20 of 32 punches, and Conrad "Technicolor Crane" Smitty landed 18 of 56 punches.
Big Boys Fatso won the round 10-9
Big Boys Fatso is winning the fight 20-16
Fatso collapses limply onto his stool.
Technicolor Crane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Fatso stays outside and uses his jab.
Technicolor Crane backpedals and jabs.
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-Technicolor Crane tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Technicolor Crane probes with a series of punches to the face, but Fatso ducks just in time.
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-Fatso attacks with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Technicolor Crane ties him up.
+Technicolor Crane lands a volley of off balance punches to the stomach. Technicolor Crane is raining blows! Fatso seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Conrad "Technicolor Crane" Smitty wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Fatso can't remember which corner is his.
Technicolor Crane grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Fatso 10-7
Round 2: Big Boys Fatso 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Fatso 10-7
Round 2: Big Boys Fatso 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Fatso 10-7
Round 2: Big Boys Fatso 10-9
Conrad "Technicolor Crane" Smitty wins by a technical knockout!
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