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(Welterweight) Slappuh Slaphappy defeated Patrik Parkkonen by unanimous decision: 116-110, 116-110, 116-110.

Match Thursday, February 28, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Slappuh Slaphappy!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Patrik Parkkonen!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Slaphappy backpedals and jabs.
Parkkonen clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slaphappy tags Parkkonen with a series of punches to the eye.
-Parkkonen attempts a volley of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slaphappy hits with a volley of nice punches to the nose!
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-Parkkonen paws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Slaphappy backs out of it.
Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parkkonen rocks Slaphappy with a series of mean shots to the ribs!
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Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parkkonen hits Slaphappy with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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+Slaphappy attacks with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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+Slaphappy lands a volley of powerful punches to the face.
+Slaphappy hits with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 33 of 33 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 8 of 23 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 10-9


Slaphappy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Parkkonen doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slaphappy backpedals and jabs.
Parkkonen clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Slaphappy hits Parkkonen with a barrage of punches to the face!!
+Slaphappy pokes Parkkonen with a flurry of nice punches to the face. Parkkonen ignores it.
+Slaphappy stuns Parkkonen with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parkkonen tags Slaphappy with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Parkkonen paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Parkkonen attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Parkkonen fires a left cross to the ribs, but Slaphappy narrowly avoids it
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+Slaphappy belts Parkkonen with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
+Slaphappy tosses a barrage of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 30 of 30 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 10 of 23 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 20-18


Slaphappy doesn't even want to rest!

Parkkonen doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parkkonen clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Parkkonen tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Slaphappy blocks.
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-Parkkonen attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Slaphappy clocks Parkkonen with a pair of punches to the face!! Parkkonen sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slaphappy rocks Parkkonen with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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-Parkkonen charges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Slaphappy backs out of it.
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Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slaphappy suprises Parkkonen with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+Slaphappy stuns Parkkonen with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Parkkonen tries to land a series of right shots to the ribs, but Slaphappy blocks.
Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slaphappy tries to attack, but Parkkonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slaphappy pokes Parkkonen with a pair of strong punches to the chest!! Parkkonen doesn't notice.
+Slaphappy takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
+Slaphappy takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth!!
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+Parkkonen fires a commanding hook to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 49 of 49 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 12 of 34 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 30-27


Slaphappy doesn't even want to rest!

Parkkonen doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parkkonen fights inside. (inside)

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+Slaphappy staggers Parkkonen with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Slaphappy tosses a volley of blows to the face. Parkkonen sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slaphappy wakes up the fans with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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+Slaphappy thumps Parkkonen with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Slaphappy tattoos Parkkonen with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Parkkonen lashes out with a hook to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Parkkonen throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Slaphappy quickly backs away.
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+Slaphappy lands a painful jab to the stomach.
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+Parkkonen hits with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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-Parkkonen throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Slaphappy steps aside.
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+Slaphappy tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Parkkonen punches Slaphappy with a series of nice shots to the ribs.
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+Slaphappy catches Parkkonen with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs. Parkkonen laughs!
+Slaphappy lands a pair of strong shots to the temple.
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+Slaphappy lands a loud left to the head. Parkkonen ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 46 of 49 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 12 of 32 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 40-36


Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parkkonen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slaphappy backpedals and jabs.
Parkkonen fights inside. (inside)

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+Slaphappy strikes with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+Slaphappy scores with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
+Parkkonen solidly lands a light sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Slaphappy lashes out with a pair of quick punches to the head.
+Slaphappy connects with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Parkkonen attacks with a right right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Parkkonen fires a jab to the solar plexus, but Slaphappy steps aside and laughs.
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+Parkkonen connects with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Parkkonen throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but Slaphappy covers himself well.
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+Parkkonen rocks Slaphappy with a pair of hard shots to the stomach.
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+Slaphappy annoys Parkkonen with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 30 of 33 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 13 of 33 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 50-45


Slaphappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parkkonen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slaphappy backpedals and jabs.
Parkkonen is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Slaphappy attacks with a series of punches to the head. Parkkonen doesn't notice.
Slaphappy lands a thundering right blow to the temple and Parkkonen is knocked off his feet!!

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Parkkonen struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slaphappy smacks Parkkonen with a heavy jab to the chin.
+Parkkonen grazes Slaphappy with a volley of quick blows to the chin. Slaphappy gets mad!
-Parkkonen paws a left left to the head, but Slaphappy escapes.
+Slaphappy thumps Parkkonen with a series of uppercuts to the head.
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-Parkkonen tries a hook to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Slaphappy fires a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Parkkonen hurts Slaphappy with a volley of powerful crosses to the face.
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+Slaphappy tattoos Parkkonen with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Slaphappy jolts Parkkonen with a pair of light punches to the face.
+Parkkonen connects with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Parkkonen lands a pair of blows to the face.
Parkkonen lands a resounding haymaker and Slaphappy bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Slaphappy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slaphappy tosses a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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+Parkkonen punches Slaphappy with a strong cross to the mouth.
+Slaphappy hits with a series of powerful blows to the chin. Parkkonen doesn't notice.
Slaphappy lands a bone crushing hook and Parkkonen's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Parkkonen struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slaphappy hits with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Parkkonen hits with a barrage of off balance crosses to the mouth. Slaphappy doesn't notice.
-Parkkonen probes with a shot to the temple, but Slaphappy ducks.
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+Slaphappy jolts Parkkonen with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 31 of 31 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 16 of 40 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 60-54


Slaphappy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Parkkonen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parkkonen is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Parkkonen attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Slaphappy annoys Parkkonen with a off balance jab to the temple!
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-Parkkonen fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Parkkonen fires a flurry of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Parkkonen throws a cross to the solar plexus. Slaphappy ignores it.
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-Parkkonen throws a series of uppercuts to the chest, but Slaphappy takes it in the forearms.
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-Parkkonen fires a series of crosses to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Parkkonen attempts a right hook to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Parkkonen scores with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Slaphappy backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 8 of 8 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 13 of 39 punches.

Patrik Parkkonen won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 69-64


Slaphappy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Parkkonen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parkkonen is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Parkkonen attacks with a volley of left crosses to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Parkkonen nails Slaphappy with a pair of light roundhouses to the ribs.
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-Parkkonen tries a pair of roundhouses to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Parkkonen throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Slaphappy leaps aside.
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-Parkkonen charges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Slaphappy stays away from it.
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-Parkkonen paws a series of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Slaphappy steps aside and laughs.
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-Parkkonen tries to land a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Slaphappy takes it in the forearms.
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+Slaphappy punches Parkkonen with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 8 of 8 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 11 of 44 punches.

Patrik Parkkonen won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 78-74


Slaphappy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Parkkonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Slaphappy backpedals and jabs.
Parkkonen is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Parkkonen tries to land a pair of left uppercuts to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Slaphappy annoys Parkkonen with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
Slaphappy lands a bone crushing blow to the temple and Parkkonen is knocked off his feet!!

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Parkkonen struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slaphappy lands a pair of off balance punches to the nose. Parkkonen quickly recovers.
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-Parkkonen paws a pair of right roundhouses to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Parkkonen charges with a left left to the solar plexus, but Slaphappy blocks.
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+Slaphappy nails Parkkonen with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Parkkonen strikes with a painful right to the stomach!
+Slaphappy lands a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Parkkonen seems wobbly!
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-Parkkonen attempts a left hook to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Parkkonen wakes up the fans with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Slaphappy laughs!
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+Parkkonen tags Slaphappy with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slaphappy lashes out with a volley of light crosses to the face. Parkkonen retreats to the far corner.
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+Parkkonen hits Slaphappy with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs.
+Parkkonen hits with a volley of nasty crosses to the chest. Slaphappy gets mad!
-Parkkonen launches a volley of hooks to the solar plexus, but Slaphappy beats a hasty retreat.
-Parkkonen lunges with a series of left crosses to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Slaphappy pummels Parkkonen with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Slaphappy lands a lightning hook and Parkkonen hurtles to the canvas!!

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Parkkonen struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slaphappy connects with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 33 of 33 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 15 of 39 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-7

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 88-81


Slaphappy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Parkkonen is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parkkonen is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Parkkonen tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Parkkonen hits with a pair of blows to the mouth.
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-Parkkonen throws a barrage of left crosses to the head, but Slaphappy blocks.
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-Parkkonen paws a volley of left crosses to the head, but misses completely.
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-Parkkonen throws a barrage of right roundhouses to the face, but goes wide.
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-Parkkonen charges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Slaphappy covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 8 of 8 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 9 of 39 punches.

Patrik Parkkonen won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 97-91


Slaphappy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Parkkonen is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parkkonen is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Parkkonen attempts a pair of roundhouses to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Parkkonen paws a volley of left shots to the face, but Slaphappy quickly backs away.
+Parkkonen wallops Slaphappy with a series of powerful blows to the eye.
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-Parkkonen lunges with a series of left uppercuts to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Parkkonen smacks Slaphappy with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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-Parkkonen throws a volley of hooks to the jaw, but Slaphappy ties him up.
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+Parkkonen pounds Slaphappy with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Parkkonen attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but Slaphappy blocks.
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+Slaphappy stuns Parkkonen with a wild sweeping right to the nose.
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-Parkkonen probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Slaphappy backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 8 of 8 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 12 of 41 punches.

Patrik Parkkonen won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 106-101


Slaphappy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Parkkonen is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Slaphappy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parkkonen is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Parkkonen tags Slaphappy with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Parkkonen grazes Slaphappy with a series of loud crosses to the eye. Slaphappy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Parkkonen paws a series of right shots to the eye, but Slaphappy ties him up.
-Parkkonen charges with a flurry of left roundhouses to the jaw, but Slaphappy backs out of it.
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-Parkkonen lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Parkkonen smacks Slaphappy with a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Slaphappy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Parkkonen tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but Slaphappy ducks.
-Parkkonen probes with a volley of left blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Slaphappy punches Parkkonen with a barrage of loud blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slappuh Slaphappy landed 8 of 8 punches, and Patrik Parkkonen landed 12 of 43 punches.

Slappuh Slaphappy won the round 10-9

Slappuh Slaphappy is winning the fight 116-110


Slaphappy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Parkkonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 2: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 3: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 4: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 5: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 6: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 7: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 8: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 9: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-7
Round 10: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 11: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 12: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9

Total Score: Slappuh Slaphappy 116-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 2: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 3: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 4: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 5: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 6: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 7: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 8: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 9: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-7
Round 10: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 11: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 12: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9

Total Score: Slappuh Slaphappy 116-110


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 2: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 3: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 4: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 5: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 6: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9
Round 7: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 8: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 9: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-7
Round 10: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 11: Patrik Parkkonen 10-9
Round 12: Slappuh Slaphappy 10-9

Total Score: Slappuh Slaphappy 116-110

Slappuh Slaphappy wins by decision!