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(Strawweight) Ultra Swatter defeated Dan "Straw" Jones by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Monday, February 25, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Ultra Swatter!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dan "Straw" Jones!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Swatter clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw slams Swatter with a off balance straight right to the ribs. Swatter backpedals to his own corner.
+Straw hits with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs!! Swatter sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Straw throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Swatter attacks with a flurry of furious blows to the stomach! Straw seems wobbly!
Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Straw pokes Swatter with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw strikes with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Swatter suprises Straw with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Swatter stuns Straw with a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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+Straw pokes Swatter with a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Swatter landed 29 of 32 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 27 of 41 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Ultra Swatter is winning the fight 10-9


Swatter doesn't even want to rest!

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Swatter clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw jars Swatter with a nasty straight right to the eye.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw backs up Swatter with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw slams Swatter with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Straw shakes Swatter with a glancing straight right to the head.
+Straw whacks Swatter with a nice hook to the stomach. Swatter ignores it.
-Straw launches a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Swatter ties him up.
+Straw connects with a solid straight right to the temple.
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+Straw punches Swatter with a cross to the jaw!
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+Swatter annoys Straw with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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+Swatter hits with a right to the stomach.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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Straw tries to attack, but Swatter hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Swatter hits with a pair of stinging blows to the stomach. Straw falls against the ropes!
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+Swatter strikes with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
+Straw lashes out with a glancing jab to the temple.
+Straw annoys Swatter with a flurry of punches to the head. Swatter shakes his head to clear it.
+Straw tags Swatter with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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+Straw hits Swatter with a series of nice blows to the temple. Swatter doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Swatter landed 33 of 33 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 48 of 74 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Ultra Swatter is winning the fight 20-18


Swatter doesn't even want to rest!

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Swatter fights inside. (inside)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Swatter tags Straw with a nice hook to the stomach.
+Straw fires a barrage of off balance blows to the face.
+Swatter throws a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Straw shakes Swatter with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
+Straw nails Swatter with a series of quick shots to the chin. Swatter retreats to the far corner.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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+Straw annoys Swatter with a volley of punches to the eye. Swatter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Straw tries a series of left punches to the face, but Swatter beats a hasty retreat.
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+Straw smashes Swatter with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs. Swatter is hurt!
+Swatter hits Straw with a wild right to the stomach.
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+Straw solidly lands a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Straw hits with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
+Straw lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Swatter hits with a hook to the solar plexus.
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-Straw paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Swatter hits with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
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+Straw lands a painful cross to the ribs.
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+Straw solidly lands a series of commanding punches to the nose.
+Straw connects with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Swatter landed 29 of 29 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 61 of 71 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Ultra Swatter is winning the fight 30-27


Swatter doesn't even want to rest!

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Swatter fights inside. (inside)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Straw thumps Swatter with a pair of punches to the face!
+Straw grazes Swatter with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
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+Swatter tattoos Straw with a series of light punches to the chest. Straw is hurt!
+Swatter strikes with a off balance left to the chest!
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-Straw lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Swatter hits with a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Straw throws a left uppercut to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Straw annoys Swatter with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of shots to the face, but Swatter deftly avoits it.
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+Swatter slams Straw with a powerful uppercut to the solar plexus!
+Straw hits with a volley of furious punches to the mouth!!
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+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
+Swatter lands a flurry of mean blows to the solar plexus.
+Straw smashes Swatter with a series of nice blows to the chest.
+Straw fires a volley of glancing blows to the head. Swatter doesn't notice.
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+Straw stuns Swatter with a series of punches to the nose. Swatter doesn't notice.
+Straw catches Swatter with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Swatter landed 28 of 28 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 56 of 76 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Ultra Swatter is winning the fight 40-36


Swatter doesn't even want to rest!

Straw is slowing down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Swatter fights inside. (inside)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Straw attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but Swatter steps aside.
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-Straw fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus!
+Straw tattoos Swatter with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Straw lands a barrage of glancing blows to the eye. Swatter seems wobbly!
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+Swatter shakes Straw with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Swatter wallops Straw with a flurry of shots to the stomach!
-Straw fires a series of right punches to the face, but Swatter deftly avoits it.
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+Swatter jars Straw with a off balance straight right to the stomach.
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-Straw lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Swatter covers himself well.
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+Swatter lands a hook to the solar plexus. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Swatter hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Straw paws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Straw annoys Swatter with a series of off balance punches to the stomach!
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-Straw probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Straw lands a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Swatter attacks with a series of hard blows to the chest. Straw laughs!
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Straw smashes Swatter with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Straw hits with a light right to the solar plexus. Swatter doesn't seem bothered.
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+Straw slams Swatter with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Straw attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Swatter quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Swatter landed 31 of 31 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 36 of 69 punches.

Ultra Swatter won the round 10-9

Ultra Swatter is winning the fight 50-45


Swatter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Swatter fights inside. (inside)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Straw probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Swatter jolts Straw with a left to the face.
Swatter lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Straw goes over backwards!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw tags Swatter with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple!
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-Straw attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Swatter escapes.
+Swatter hits Straw with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Swatter grazes Straw with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Straw tosses a series of quick punches to the nose!!
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+Swatter tattoos Straw with a pair of quick blows to the nose!
Swatter lands a beautiful left uppercut and Straw's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Ultra Swatter wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Swatter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw can't remember which corner is his. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Dan "Straw" Jones continue the fight! Ultra Swatter wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 4: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Swatter 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 4: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Swatter 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 4: Ultra Swatter 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Swatter 10-9

Ultra Swatter wins by a knockout!