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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\878806.htm on local disk...(Super-Lightweight) Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets defeated Dead Man Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Thursday, February 21, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
The New Glasgow Bomber comes out fighting.
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-The New Glasgow Bomber attempts a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber belts Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler punches The New Glasgow Bomber with a off balance straight right to the eye.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber strikes with a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus! Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
-The New Glasgow Bomber tries to land a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a furious jab to the eye!
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks The New Glasgow Bomber with a hard jab to the eye. The New Glasgow Bomber laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a roundhouse to the chin.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber clocks Coffeeguzzler with a quick roundhouse to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers The New Glasgow Bomber with a hard right to the jaw.
+The New Glasgow Bomber connects with a series of nasty shots to the chest. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of hard shots to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of commanding punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks The New Glasgow Bomber with a vicious roundhouse to the temple. The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a jab to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 26 of 40 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 72 of 72 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The New Glasgow Bomber moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The New Glasgow Bomber takes charge with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler belts The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
+The New Glasgow Bomber punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stiff shots to the stomach.
-The New Glasgow Bomber attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of punches to the eye!!
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-The New Glasgow Bomber lunges with a roundhouse to the face, but he's too slow.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber solidly lands a pair of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits Coffeeguzzler with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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-The New Glasgow Bomber throws a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of commanding punches to the eye. The New Glasgow Bomber falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+The New Glasgow Bomber catches Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the temple! Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a solid cross to the jaw. The New Glasgow Bomber grimaces in pain.
+The New Glasgow Bomber connects with a barrage of punches to the face.
+The New Glasgow Bomber pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the nose.
+The New Glasgow Bomber staggers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of stinging punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a vicious jab to the eye!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the stomach. The New Glasgow Bomber covers up.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of shots to the nose.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 68 of 90 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 48 of 66 punches.
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
The New Glasgow Bomber fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+The New Glasgow Bomber drills Coffeeguzzler with a nasty right to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of furious shots to the face.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber solidly lands a pair of painful punches to the stomach! Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of wild punches to the face. The New Glasgow Bomber ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pops The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises The New Glasgow Bomber with a heavy left to the eye. The New Glasgow Bomber asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the temple.
-The New Glasgow Bomber tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a barrage of nice punches to the head. The New Glasgow Bomber falls against the ropes!
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-The New Glasgow Bomber throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber drills Coffeeguzzler with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of stiff shots to the eye. The New Glasgow Bomber sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of off balance punches to the face. The New Glasgow Bomber quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
+The New Glasgow Bomber wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers The New Glasgow Bomber with a vicious jab to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 25 of 39 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 88 of 94 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28
The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
The New Glasgow Bomber fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The New Glasgow Bomber staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. The New Glasgow Bomber retreats to the far corner.
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-The New Glasgow Bomber charges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a commanding right to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+The New Glasgow Bomber grazes Coffeeguzzler with a nasty straight right to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus!! The New Glasgow Bomber sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a painful hook to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler pops The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth! The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler tags The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of heavy punches to the temple!!
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes The New Glasgow Bomber with a stiff left to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags The New Glasgow Bomber with a commanding left to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler punches The New Glasgow Bomber with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler drills The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't notice.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber throws a pair of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
-The New Glasgow Bomber charges with a jab to the stomach, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 28 of 44 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 74 of 79 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37
The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
The New Glasgow Bomber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a right to the solar plexus, but The New Glasgow Bomber backs out of it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+The New Glasgow Bomber nails Coffeeguzzler with a loud roundhouse to the chest!!
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of heavy punches to the jaw. The New Glasgow Bomber sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a solid jab to the head!!
+Coffeeguzzler pounds The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a stiff straight right to the nose.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber rocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-The New Glasgow Bomber fires a series of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but The New Glasgow Bomber deftly avoits it.
+The New Glasgow Bomber annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits Coffeeguzzler with a hard right to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+The New Glasgow Bomber drills Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts The New Glasgow Bomber with a painful hook to the mouth. The New Glasgow Bomber seems wobbly!
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+The New Glasgow Bomber punches Coffeeguzzler with a painful jab to the chest.
+The New Glasgow Bomber tags Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
+The New Glasgow Bomber pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of painful punches to the chest!!
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hurts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
+The New Glasgow Bomber tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the head.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a series of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+The New Glasgow Bomber punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of solid punches to the chest. The New Glasgow Bomber asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of quick punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 56 of 74 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 64 punches.
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 48-47
The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
The New Glasgow Bomber moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The New Glasgow Bomber launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler jars The New Glasgow Bomber with a left to the head.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber lashes out with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a left to the chin. The New Glasgow Bomber beats a hasty retreat.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber smacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of powerful punches to the eye. The New Glasgow Bomber covers up.
+The New Glasgow Bomber staggers Coffeeguzzler with a loud sweeping right to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+The New Glasgow Bomber tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a left jab to the ribs, but The New Glasgow Bomber narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of punches to the nose. The New Glasgow Bomber beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hurts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the head.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler thumps The New Glasgow Bomber with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a jab to the face.
+The New Glasgow Bomber tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
+The New Glasgow Bomber connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a series of punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
+The New Glasgow Bomber throws a pair of light punches to the chest!
-The New Glasgow Bomber launches a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler catches The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises The New Glasgow Bomber with a glancing jab to the eye.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber stuns Coffeeguzzler with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 70 of 83 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 48 of 79 punches.
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
The New Glasgow Bomber is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of vicious punches to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler pokes The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hammers Coffeeguzzler with a powerful cross to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler tags The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-The New Glasgow Bomber throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. The New Glasgow Bomber is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of light roundhouses to the solar plexus.
-The New Glasgow Bomber lashes out with a barrage of left uppercuts to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of solid punches to the nose.
+The New Glasgow Bomber punches Coffeeguzzler with a nasty uppercut to the ribs.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber scores with a barrage of crosses to the chest.
-The New Glasgow Bomber launches a barrage of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+The New Glasgow Bomber suprises Coffeeguzzler with a hook to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of heavy punches to the eye!
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+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 29 of 43 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 83 of 88 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66
The New Glasgow Bomber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
The New Glasgow Bomber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a series of punches to the nose.
-The New Glasgow Bomber throws a series of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+The New Glasgow Bomber takes charge with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
+The New Glasgow Bomber annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler grazes The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade blows to the chin.
-The New Glasgow Bomber attempts a series of left shots to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a solid roundhouse to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of heavy punches to the nose. The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
+The New Glasgow Bomber lands a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of nice punches to the face! The New Glasgow Bomber sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of mean punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but The New Glasgow Bomber ducks.
+The New Glasgow Bomber wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious blows to the head. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of light punches to the eye. The New Glasgow Bomber laughs!
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of nice shots to the stomach! The New Glasgow Bomber falls against the ropes!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
+The New Glasgow Bomber jars Coffeeguzzler with a quick sweeping right to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a heavy jab to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach. The New Glasgow Bomber gets mad!
+The New Glasgow Bomber wallops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber lands a series of mean punches to the stomach! Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth!
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a sweeping right to the head, but The New Glasgow Bomber stays away from it.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a series of stinging punches to the temple!!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but The New Glasgow Bomber ducks.
+The New Glasgow Bomber lands a off balance jab to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 70 of 75 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 47 of 86 punches.
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
The New Glasgow Bomber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
The New Glasgow Bomber moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+The New Glasgow Bomber connects with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of punches to the stomach.
-The New Glasgow Bomber fires a jab to the chin, but misses completely.
+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a series of stiff punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a pair of punches to the head, but The New Glasgow Bomber escapes.
+The New Glasgow Bomber lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
+The New Glasgow Bomber thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops The New Glasgow Bomber with a pair of strong punches to the face. The New Glasgow Bomber sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches The New Glasgow Bomber with a hard right to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
+The New Glasgow Bomber solidly lands a barrage of mean punches to the mouth! Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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-The New Glasgow Bomber attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber lands a volley of nice punches to the face.
+The New Glasgow Bomber nails Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of solid blows to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The New Glasgow Bomber steps aside and laughs.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of loud punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+The New Glasgow Bomber hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber scores with a jab to the eye.
+The New Glasgow Bomber connects with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
+The New Glasgow Bomber scores with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler jars The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a sweeping right to the head.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber lashes out with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler slams The New Glasgow Bomber with a roundhouse to the eye. The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't notice.
-The New Glasgow Bomber attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 69 of 92 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 92 punches.
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets won the round 10-9
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets is winning the fight 86-85
The New Glasgow Bomber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
The New Glasgow Bomber moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of painful punches to the temple!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of right shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber belts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts The New Glasgow Bomber with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber lands a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the jaw! The New Glasgow Bomber shakes his head to clear it.
+The New Glasgow Bomber wakes up the fans with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of punches to the chin.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hammers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+The New Glasgow Bomber wallops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of loud punches to the temple.
+The New Glasgow Bomber staggers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler jars The New Glasgow Bomber with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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+The New Glasgow Bomber attacks with a powerful jab to the ribs!!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-The New Glasgow Bomber charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth!
+The New Glasgow Bomber tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the nose. The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't seem bothered.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a right right to the temple, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of commanding punches to the face!! The New Glasgow Bomber doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-The New Glasgow Bomber throws a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but The New Glasgow Bomber takes it in the forearms.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but The New Glasgow Bomber covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags The New Glasgow Bomber with a hard jab to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks The New Glasgow Bomber with a pair of quick punches to the face!
+The New Glasgow Bomber throws a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but The New Glasgow Bomber narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler catches The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
+Coffeeguzzler catches The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 67 of 93 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 96 punches.
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets won the round 10-9
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets is winning the fight 96-94
The New Glasgow Bomber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
The New Glasgow Bomber moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+The New Glasgow Bomber wallops Coffeeguzzler with a vicious jab to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a right jab to the head, but misses.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber annoys Coffeeguzzler with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars The New Glasgow Bomber with a roundhouse to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes The New Glasgow Bomber with a off balance jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
-The New Glasgow Bomber throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of off balance punches to the face. The New Glasgow Bomber backpedals to his own corner.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+The New Glasgow Bomber staggers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but The New Glasgow Bomber covers himself well.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but The New Glasgow Bomber escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler nails The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of punches to the head.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a commanding right to the temple. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin. The New Glasgow Bomber beats a hasty retreat.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
+The New Glasgow Bomber backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler nails The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+The New Glasgow Bomber smashes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of light punches to the mouth! Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+The New Glasgow Bomber lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of quick punches to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the eye, but The New Glasgow Bomber blocks.
-The New Glasgow Bomber fires a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+The New Glasgow Bomber solidly lands a volley of nice punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a flurry of wild punches to the face!
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+The New Glasgow Bomber fires a hard jab to the temple!!
+The New Glasgow Bomber pops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a volley of light shots to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 79 of 94 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 67 of 92 punches.
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets won the round 10-9
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets is winning the fight 106-103
The New Glasgow Bomber grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
The New Glasgow Bomber moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler slams The New Glasgow Bomber with a nasty right to the nose. The New Glasgow Bomber hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The New Glasgow Bomber attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+The New Glasgow Bomber smacks Coffeeguzzler with a off balance cross to the nose! Coffeeguzzler covers up.
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+The New Glasgow Bomber stuns Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth!!
+The New Glasgow Bomber hits Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the chin.
+The New Glasgow Bomber staggers Coffeeguzzler with a nice cross to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of punches to the nose.
+The New Glasgow Bomber shakes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops The New Glasgow Bomber with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but The New Glasgow Bomber stays away from it.
-The New Glasgow Bomber launches a pair of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of punches to the face.
+The New Glasgow Bomber catches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the face.
+The New Glasgow Bomber thumps Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of painful shots to the chest!!
-The New Glasgow Bomber tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a loud jab to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler catches The New Glasgow Bomber with a barrage of punches to the chin!
-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but The New Glasgow Bomber narrowly avoids it
-The New Glasgow Bomber lunges with a jab to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose.
-The New Glasgow Bomber launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up The New Glasgow Bomber with a right to the solar plexus!
+The New Glasgow Bomber lands a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
+The New Glasgow Bomber pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the head, but The New Glasgow Bomber ducks just in time.
+The New Glasgow Bomber lashes out with a barrage of nice blows to the chin!!
+The New Glasgow Bomber hurts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the face, but The New Glasgow Bomber narrowly avoids it
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+The New Glasgow Bomber wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler hits The New Glasgow Bomber with a volley of nasty punches to the face. The New Glasgow Bomber covers up.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks The New Glasgow Bomber with a right to the face.
+The New Glasgow Bomber grazes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of strong punches to the temple.
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+The New Glasgow Bomber attacks with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
-The New Glasgow Bomber attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
+The New Glasgow Bomber shakes Coffeeguzzler with a loud sweeping right to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a straight right to the chest, but The New Glasgow Bomber covers himself well.
+The New Glasgow Bomber scores with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but The New Glasgow Bomber ties him up.
+The New Glasgow Bomber lands a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets landed 80 of 105 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 65 of 97 punches.
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets won the round 10-9
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets is winning the fight 116-112
The New Glasgow Bomber grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 6: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 9: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 10: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 11: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 12: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Total Score: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 6: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 9: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 10: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 11: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 12: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Total Score: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 116-112
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 6: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 9: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 10: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 11: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Round 12: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 10-9
Total Score: Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets 116-112
Nigel"the New Glasgow Bomber" Reets wins by decision!
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