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(Super-Lightweight) Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins defeated "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Friday, February 15, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 138 pounds (63 kilograms) is Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 138 pounds (63 kilograms) is "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

And Don't Call Me Shirley clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Compassionate Conservative throws a flurry of nice shots to the eye.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley probes with a jab to the chest, but Compassionate Conservative ties him up.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+And Don't Call Me Shirley hits Compassionate Conservative with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 5 of 24 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 7 of 8 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 10-9


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't want to stop fighting!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

And Don't Call Me Shirley clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

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-And Don't Call Me Shirley lashes out with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Compassionate Conservative ducks just in time.
-And Don't Call Me Shirley attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but Compassionate Conservative quickly backs away.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
+And Don't Call Me Shirley catches Compassionate Conservative with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. Compassionate Conservative quickly recovers.
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+Compassionate Conservative hits And Don't Call Me Shirley with a cross to the chest. And Don't Call Me Shirley laughs!
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 5 of 24 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 8 of 8 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 20-18


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't want to stop fighting!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

And Don't Call Me Shirley clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

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-And Don't Call Me Shirley tries to land a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Compassionate Conservative ducks.
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+Compassionate Conservative tattoos And Don't Call Me Shirley with a flurry of powerful blows to the temple.
Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
-And Don't Call Me Shirley lashes out with a right to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley throws a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Compassionate Conservative steps aside and laughs.
Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 5 of 26 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 7 of 8 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 30-27


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't want to stop fighting!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

And Don't Call Me Shirley clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Compassionate Conservative fires a pair of shots to the stomach. And Don't Call Me Shirley backpedals to his own corner.
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+And Don't Call Me Shirley wakes up the fans with a wild cross to the stomach.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley lunges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Compassionate Conservative narrowly avoids it
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 5 of 24 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 7 of 8 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 40-36


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't want to stop fighting!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

And Don't Call Me Shirley clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley attempts a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Compassionate Conservative steps aside.
Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley lashes out with a left straight right to the stomach, but Compassionate Conservative beats a hasty retreat.
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+Compassionate Conservative slams And Don't Call Me Shirley with a series of blows to the eye! And Don't Call Me Shirley laughs!
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 5 of 22 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 7 of 8 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 50-45


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't want to stop fighting!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

And Don't Call Me Shirley clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

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-And Don't Call Me Shirley throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Compassionate Conservative blocks.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley tries a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Compassionate Conservative tries to attack, but And Don't Call Me Shirley hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Compassionate Conservative suprises And Don't Call Me Shirley with a flurry of loud blows to the face!
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 5 of 21 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 7 of 8 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 60-54


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't even want to rest!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

And Don't Call Me Shirley fights inside. (inside)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

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-And Don't Call Me Shirley throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley lunges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Compassionate Conservative ties him up.
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+Compassionate Conservative lashes out with a volley of wild shots to the nose!
-And Don't Call Me Shirley charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley attempts a series of blows to the face, but only hits air.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley paws a volley of left shots to the chin, but Compassionate Conservative covers himself well.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley tries to land a flurry of shots to the eye, but Compassionate Conservative ties him up.
+And Don't Call Me Shirley tags Compassionate Conservative with a flurry of nice shots to the head.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley probes with a series of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley tries a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Compassionate Conservative quickly backs away.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 8 of 42 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 7 of 7 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 70-63


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't even want to rest!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

And Don't Call Me Shirley fights inside. (inside)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

-And Don't Call Me Shirley probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+And Don't Call Me Shirley smacks Compassionate Conservative with a pair of strong blows to the jaw. Compassionate Conservative sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley attacks with a pair of blows to the chin, but Compassionate Conservative narrowly avoids it
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley charges with a cross to the chin, but Compassionate Conservative deftly avoits it.
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+Compassionate Conservative hits And Don't Call Me Shirley with a volley of shots to the ribs. And Don't Call Me Shirley quickly recovers.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley throws a barrage of right shots to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 8 of 39 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 8 of 8 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 80-72


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't even want to rest!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 9

And Don't Call Me Shirley fights inside. (inside)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

+Compassionate Conservative wallops And Don't Call Me Shirley with a series of punches to the head. And Don't Call Me Shirley backpedals to his own corner.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Compassionate Conservative deftly avoits it.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley fires a barrage of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley charges with a flurry of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley throws a pair of blows to the nose, but Compassionate Conservative ducks.
+And Don't Call Me Shirley staggers Compassionate Conservative with a glancing hook to the chin.
+Compassionate Conservative hits with a barrage of quick shots to the jaw.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley attempts a left uppercut to the head, but is ineffective.
+And Don't Call Me Shirley attacks with a volley of shots to the mouth!
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley launches a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Compassionate Conservative leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 9 of 42 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 7 of 7 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 90-81


And Don't Call Me Shirley doesn't even want to rest!

Compassionate Conservative doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 10

And Don't Call Me Shirley fights inside. (inside)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

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+Compassionate Conservative pummels And Don't Call Me Shirley with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+And Don't Call Me Shirley punches Compassionate Conservative with a pair of punches to the nose. Compassionate Conservative quickly recovers.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley fires a volley of right punches to the head, but Compassionate Conservative steps aside.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley charges with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Compassionate Conservative hides behind his gloves.
-And Don't Call Me Shirley throws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Compassionate Conservative steps aside and laughs.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley paws a pair of right blows to the face, but Compassionate Conservative leaps aside.
-And Don't Call Me Shirley attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 9 of 39 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 8 of 9 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 100-90


And Don't Call Me Shirley remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Compassionate Conservative doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 11

And Don't Call Me Shirley fights inside. (inside)
Compassionate Conservative covers up.

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+Compassionate Conservative fires a barrage of strong blows to the mouth.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Compassionate Conservative takes it in the forearms.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley paws a series of left shots to the chin, but Compassionate Conservative beats a hasty retreat.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley attempts a right uppercut to the jaw, but Compassionate Conservative deftly avoits it.
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-And Don't Call Me Shirley fires a series of right shots to the head, but only hits air.
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+And Don't Call Me Shirley belts Compassionate Conservative with a pair of shots to the chin. Compassionate Conservative is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins landed 8 of 42 punches, and "Compassionate Conservative" Newt Dewey landed 8 of 8 punches.

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins won the round 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins is winning the fight 110-99


And Don't Call Me Shirley remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Compassionate Conservative remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 12

And Don't Call Me Shirley fights inside. (inside)
Compassionate Conservative is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+And Don't Call Me Shirley lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head.
And Don't Call Me Shirley lands a powerful haymaker and Compassionate Conservative hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
And Don't Call Me Shirley remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Compassionate Conservative is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 2: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 3: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 4: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 5: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 6: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 7: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 8: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 9: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 10: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 11: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 2: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 3: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 4: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 5: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 6: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 7: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 8: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 9: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 10: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 11: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 2: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 3: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 4: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 5: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 6: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 7: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 8: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 9: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 10: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9
Round 11: Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins 10-9

Shirley "And Don't Call Me Shirley" Pluckins wins by a knockout!