Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\878420.htm on local disk...(Toughman) You can't beat me HAHA defeated Tough Clown by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, February 16, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 786 pounds (357 kilograms) is You can't beat me HAHA!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 598 pounds (271 kilograms) is Tough Clown!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
You Can't Beat Me Haha fights inside. (inside)
Clown is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-You Can't Beat Me Haha tries a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Clown lashes out with a punch to the stomach, but You Can't Beat Me Haha steps aside.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha takes charge with a pair of loud punches to the eye. Clown asks for time to wipe off the blood.
You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a ferocious hook and Clown's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
You can't beat me HAHA wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't even want to rest!
Clown can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
You can't beat me HAHA wins by a knockout!
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