Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\877835.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Friday, February 15, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
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-Dickhead attacks with a pair of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dickhead whacks Junior Hammer with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs. Junior Hammer laughs!
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+Dickhead rocks Junior Hammer with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead throws a right hook to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead probes with a left straight right to the chest, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
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-Dickhead launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
+Dickhead hits with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
+Dickhead belts Junior Hammer with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Junior Hammer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dickhead fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead paws a volley of shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Dickhead launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Dickhead annoys Junior Hammer with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Junior Hammer laughs!
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead tries a volley of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Dickhead hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead tattoos Junior Hammer with a pair of quick shots to the ribs!
-Dickhead probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer hides behind his gloves.
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+Junior Hammer throws a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Dickhead hits with a pair of wild shots to the chest. Junior Hammer retreats to the far corner.
+Dickhead punches Junior Hammer with a flurry of powerful blows to the chest.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer leaps aside.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 57 of 133 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 7 of 7 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer stays away from it.
-Dickhead fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer escapes.
+Junior Hammer lands a series of powerful shots to the nose. Dickhead quickly recovers.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
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+Dickhead lands a heavy straight right to the stomach.
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-Dickhead throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
+Dickhead shakes Junior Hammer with a barrage of quick shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead fires a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead paws a series of right shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
+Dickhead annoys Junior Hammer with a series of glancing blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer steps aside and laughs.
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+Dickhead pounds Junior Hammer with a series of solid shots to the stomach! Junior Hammer covers up.
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs!
+Dickhead annoys Junior Hammer with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dickhead paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
+Dickhead tags Junior Hammer with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead lunges with a right cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer escapes.
+Dickhead pops Junior Hammer with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Junior Hammer shakes his head to clear it.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dickhead punches Junior Hammer with a flurry of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
+Dickhead punches Junior Hammer with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Junior Hammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dickhead hurts Junior Hammer with a series of hard shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Junior Hammer blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 47 of 143 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Dickhead is obviously tired.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer escapes.
+Dickhead pokes Junior Hammer with a volley of blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead lunges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dickhead belts Junior Hammer with a vicious roundhouse to the stomach.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer ties him up.
-Dickhead paws a series of blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Junior Hammer backpedals to his own corner.
+Junior Hammer rocks Dickhead with a left to the jaw.
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-Dickhead paws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead paws a volley of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
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-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer stays away from it.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead charges with a left jab to the chest, but Junior Hammer ties him up.
-Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dickhead hits Junior Hammer with a pair of off balance blows to the solar plexus. Junior Hammer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dickhead backs up Junior Hammer with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Dickhead hits Junior Hammer with a pair of loud shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead tattoos Junior Hammer with a series of glancing shots to the chest!
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer ties him up.
-Dickhead throws a left left to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 36 of 142 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Dickhead looks exhausted.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead attempts a left right to the ribs, but Junior Hammer escapes.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of right shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Junior Hammer stays away from it.
+Dickhead solidly lands a barrage of hard punches to the ribs. Junior Hammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Junior Hammer escapes.
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer ducks.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Junior Hammer narrowly avoids it
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-Dickhead throws a series of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead attacks with a sweeping right to the chest, but Junior Hammer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
-Dickhead charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dickhead attempts a left roundhouse to the chest, but Junior Hammer steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead smashes Junior Hammer with a pair of shots to the chest. Junior Hammer quickly recovers.
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-Dickhead probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead launches a volley of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead attacks with a right uppercut to the ribs, but Junior Hammer beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer covers himself well.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer stays away from it.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
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-Dickhead attacks with a left jab to the chest, but Junior Hammer covers himself well.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Junior Hammer leaps aside.
+Dickhead punches Junior Hammer with a volley of nice blows to the solar plexus. Junior Hammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Junior Hammer hurts Dickhead with a volley of wild punches to the mouth! Dickhead sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dickhead throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead probes with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer blocks.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of nice shots to the ribs. Junior Hammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 28 of 136 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer ties him up.
+Dickhead punches Junior Hammer with a pair of strong blows to the chest.
-Dickhead launches a jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dickhead tries a right cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer blocks.
-Dickhead throws a straight right to the ribs, but Junior Hammer takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attacks with a left left to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Dickhead nails Junior Hammer with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead launches a pair of left blows to the chest, but Junior Hammer steps aside and laughs.
+Junior Hammer pummels Dickhead with a barrage of commanding blows to the ribs!! Dickhead seems wobbly!
+Dickhead hits Junior Hammer with a flurry of quick shots to the chest.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer leaps aside.
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-Dickhead tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer stays away from it.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dickhead charges with a right straight right to the stomach, but Junior Hammer blocks.
-Dickhead throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead tries to land a straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead paws a cross to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead lunges with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer blocks.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Junior Hammer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
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-Dickhead probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dickhead throws a right sweeping right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 20 of 136 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 50-45
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
-Dickhead fires a volley of shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer ducks.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer leaps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead throws a right hook to the stomach, but Junior Hammer steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead charges with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
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-Dickhead paws a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but Junior Hammer escapes.
+Junior Hammer pops Dickhead with a hook to the face. Junior Hammer is hammering relentlessly! Dickhead begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh wins by a technical knockout!
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