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(Strawweight) iPod Touch defeated "The Clown" Krusty by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, February 09, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is iPod Touch!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is "The Clown" Krusty!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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-Touch attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but The Clown steps aside and laughs.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but The Clown narrowly avoids it
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Clown tosses a glancing uppercut to the face.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Touch punches The Clown with a flurry of wild shots to the chest.
+Touch pummels The Clown with a flurry of blows to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 13 of 32 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 8 of 9 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 10-9


Touch doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Touch scores with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Clown thumps Touch with a series of powerful shots to the stomach!
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+Touch fires a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Touch attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but The Clown covers himself well.
-Touch attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Touch attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs, but The Clown blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 12 of 32 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 20-18


Touch doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Touch throws a hook to the solar plexus! The Clown beats a hasty retreat.
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-Touch throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but The Clown stays away from it.
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+Touch throws a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. The Clown asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Touch whacks The Clown with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-Touch throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+The Clown belts Touch with a barrage of quick blows to the eye. Touch ignores it.
-Touch throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but The Clown ducks.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch lashes out with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but The Clown blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 11 of 31 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 30-27


Touch doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Clown doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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+Touch lands a pair of light blows to the solar plexus!!
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but The Clown beats a hasty retreat.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch paws a hook to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Touch fires a hook to the stomach.
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-Touch charges with a uppercut to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+The Clown lands a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 13 of 31 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 40-36


Touch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

-Touch tries a pair of left blows to the ribs, but The Clown ties him up.
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+Touch catches The Clown with a stinging cross to the stomach. The Clown sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Touch fires a pair of shots to the chest, but The Clown ties him up.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Clown hits with a volley of stiff shots to the head.
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+Touch hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs. The Clown sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 12 of 31 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 50-45


Touch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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+Touch hits with a nice hook to the ribs. The Clown shakes his head to clear it.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Touch tries to land a left straight right to the chest, but The Clown deftly avoits it.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch probes with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but The Clown hides behind his gloves.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Clown pops Touch with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose. Touch shakes his head to clear it.
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+Touch scores with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 11 of 33 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 9 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 60-54


Touch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Clown pummels Touch with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Touch throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but The Clown ties him up.
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-Touch lunges with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but The Clown quickly backs away.
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+Touch staggers The Clown with a furious hook to the solar plexus. The Clown backpedals to his own corner.
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+The Clown punches Touch with a flurry of shots to the temple! Touch quickly recovers.
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-Touch paws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 11 of 32 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 7 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 70-63


Touch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Touch annoys The Clown with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Clown fires a barrage of glancing punches to the chin!
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch launches a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Touch tries a series of shots to the stomach, but The Clown blocks.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Clown quickly backs away.
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+Touch connects with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 12 of 32 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 8 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 80-72


Touch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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-Touch lashes out with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Touch throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Clown blocks.
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+Touch hits with a right to the ribs. The Clown hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Touch grazes The Clown with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
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+The Clown punches Touch with a flurry of solid blows to the temple.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Touch belts The Clown with a hook to the ribs. The Clown ignores it.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch lunges with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but The Clown ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 11 of 29 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 7 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 90-81


Touch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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-Touch launches a left roundhouse to the chest, but falls short.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Touch clocks The Clown with a barrage of nice blows to the chest. The Clown hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Clown pops Touch with a barrage of powerful shots to the nose.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but The Clown leaps aside.
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-Touch throws a hook to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Touch hurts The Clown with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Touch tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 11 of 31 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 7 of 7 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 100-90


Touch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown covers up.

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+Touch hits with a pair of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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+Touch throws a flurry of shots to the ribs!
The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Clown tries to attack, but Touch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Touch throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but The Clown ties him up.
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-Touch charges with a pair of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+The Clown connects with a barrage of shots to the face.
-Touch probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but The Clown blocks.
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-Touch attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

iPod Touch landed 11 of 31 punches, and "The Clown" Krusty landed 6 of 8 punches.

iPod Touch won the round 10-9

iPod Touch is winning the fight 110-99


Touch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Touch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Clown is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+The Clown pummels Touch with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Touch wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the face.
Touch lands a devestating blow to the temple and The Clown bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
iPod Touch wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Touch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

The Clown is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 2: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 3: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 4: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 5: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 6: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 7: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 8: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 9: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 10: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 11: iPod Touch 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 2: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 3: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 4: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 5: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 6: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 7: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 8: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 9: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 10: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 11: iPod Touch 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 2: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 3: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 4: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 5: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 6: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 7: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 8: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 9: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 10: iPod Touch 10-9
Round 11: iPod Touch 10-9

iPod Touch wins by a knockout!