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(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated Jagged Jnr by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Monday, February 11, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Jagged Jnr!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jagged feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)

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+Jagged solidly lands a pair of mean feints to the ribs.
+Jagged annoys 30-06 with a series of loud punches to the eye.
+Jagged pummels 30-06 with a series of quick punches to the chin. 30-06 beats a hasty retreat.
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+30-06 annoys Jagged with a volley of glancing shots to the temple. Jagged hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
30-06 lands a bone crushing blow to the temple and Jagged bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Jagged struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Jagged tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jagged whacks 30-06 with a flurry of heavy shots to the nose.
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+30-06 hits with a barrage of shots to the chin. Jagged gets mad!
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+Jagged whacks 30-06 with a flurry of feints to the mouth.
+Jagged fires a barrage of solid blows to the mouth.
+Jagged jolts 30-06 with a barrage of strong blows to the mouth. 30-06 seems wobbly!
Jagged tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jagged hits with a glancing hook to the chest.
+Jagged backs up 30-06 with a barrage of feints to the mouth.
+Jagged tags 30-06 with a pair of wild punches to the temple. 30-06 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Jagged fires a volley of shots to the jaw. 30-06 retreats to the far corner.
+30-06 thumps Jagged with a volley of painful blows to the jaw.
+Jagged belts 30-06 with a volley of furious shots to the head.
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+Jagged hurts 30-06 with a barrage of wild combinations to the eye!
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-30-06 tries to land a right combination to the jaw, but Jagged steps aside and laughs.
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+Jagged hits with a barrage of blows to the nose.
+Jagged takes charge with a furious left to the stomach.
+Jagged tags 30-06 with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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+30-06 strikes with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
30-06 lands a ferocious left hook and Jagged drops like a stone!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Jagged struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Jagged hits 30-06 with a flurry of nasty feints to the nose.
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+Jagged smashes 30-06 with a wild feint and then a cross to the eye. 30-06 doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the temple.
+Jagged hits with a pair of feints to the stomach.
+Jagged jolts 30-06 with a flurry of quick feints to the face!
+30-06 smacks Jagged with a volley of off balance combinations to the temple.
+Jagged smacks 30-06 with a flurry of feints to the jaw. 30-06 beats a hasty retreat.
+Jagged slams 30-06 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-30-06 charges with a barrage of shots to the face, but Jagged hides behind his gloves.
+Jagged hits 30-06 with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
+Jagged backs up 30-06 with a flurry of feints to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 35 punches, and Jagged Jnr landed 105 of 105 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-7

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-7


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jagged remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jagged feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)

+30-06 hits Jagged with a flurry of stiff shots to the chest. Jagged grimaces in pain.
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+Jagged lashes out with a series of blows to the head!
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+Jagged punches 30-06 with a pair of hard feints to the stomach.
+Jagged lands a volley of feints to the jaw.
+Jagged punches 30-06 with a volley of loud feints to the head. 30-06 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Jagged rocks 30-06 with a series of mean combinations to the chest. 30-06 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Jagged tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jagged tattoos 30-06 with a series of combinations to the stomach.
+30-06 whacks Jagged with a volley of wild blows to the stomach.
-30-06 tries to land a right hook to the solar plexus, but Jagged hides behind his gloves.
+Jagged staggers 30-06 with a flurry of quick shots to the temple!!
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+Jagged slams 30-06 with a right to the solar plexus.
-30-06 tries to land a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Jagged hides behind his gloves.
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Jagged tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jagged hits with a barrage of feints to the chest. 30-06 covers up.
+Jagged lands a pair of combinations to the face.
+Jagged attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Jagged hits 30-06 with a flurry of feints to the head.
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+Jagged hits 30-06 with a pair of vicious combinations to the head.
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+Jagged lashes out with a pair of stiff feints to the temple.
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-30-06 tries a right cross to the chest, but Jagged beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jagged whacks 30-06 with a volley of combinations to the nose.
+Jagged belts 30-06 with a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
+Jagged scores with a pair of nice combinations to the head!!
+Jagged wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the face.
+Jagged slams 30-06 with a quick cross to the temple. 30-06 seems wobbly!
+Jagged hammers 30-06 with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus.
+Jagged smacks 30-06 with a barrage of nasty blows to the jaw. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 32 punches, and Jagged Jnr landed 99 of 99 punches.

Jagged Jnr won the round 10-9

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 19-17


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jagged is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Jagged feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)

+Jagged punches 30-06 with a pair of nice shots to the jaw.
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+Jagged lands a flurry of vicious feints to the mouth.
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+Jagged whacks 30-06 with a volley of nice combinations to the head.
+30-06 tosses a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Jagged lashes out with a uppercut to the nose.
+Jagged hits with a volley of strong combinations to the stomach.
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+30-06 whacks Jagged with a series of blows to the chest!
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+Jagged fires a flurry of mean feints to the stomach!!
+Jagged shakes 30-06 with a volley of feints to the temple!!
+Jagged hurts 30-06 with a pair of stiff feints to the solar plexus. 30-06 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Jagged wakes up the fans with a flurry of feints to the head.
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-30-06 paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Jagged staggers 30-06 with a series of strong combinations to the nose.
+Jagged hurts 30-06 with a furious feint and then a cross to the nose.
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+Jagged attacks with a volley of feints to the chest!
-30-06 probes with a left to the chest, but Jagged quickly backs away.
+Jagged stuns 30-06 with a volley of mean combinations to the chest.
+Jagged lands a barrage of nasty shots to the face. 30-06 doesn't notice.
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+Jagged backs up 30-06 with a volley of hard feints to the chin. 30-06 falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
+Jagged tosses a volley of stiff feints to the stomach! 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-30-06 lunges with a pair of feints to the ribs, but Jagged hides behind his gloves.
+Jagged belts 30-06 with a series of mean feints to the temple.
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+Jagged hits with a glancing shot to the chin.
+30-06 throws a pair of blows to the ribs.
+Jagged thumps 30-06 with a barrage of nice feints to the ribs.
+30-06 attacks with a series of wild feints to the stomach.
30-06 lands a lightning left haymaker and Jagged is knocked down!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Jagged struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Jagged strikes with a off balance hook to the eye.
+Jagged takes charge with a pair of heavy feints to the stomach. 30-06 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Jagged jars 30-06 with a solid combination to the eye.
+Jagged takes charge with a flurry of punches to the mouth. 30-06 is hurt!
+Jagged hits 30-06 with a series of furious feints to the chin!!
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+30-06 lands a flurry of hard shots to the solar plexus. Jagged covers up.
30-06 lands a quick cross to the jaw and Jagged is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Jagged struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 41 punches, and Jagged Jnr landed 106 of 106 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-7

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-24


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Jagged receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Jagged feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)

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+Jagged attacks with a barrage of heavy shots to the eye.
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+Jagged punches 30-06 with a pair of combinations to the chest.
+Jagged smacks 30-06 with a volley of furious combinations to the nose! 30-06 seems wobbly!
-30-06 lashes out with a left hook to the nose, but Jagged backs out of it.
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+30-06 rocks Jagged with a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Jagged tags 30-06 with a glancing combination to the jaw. 30-06 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+30-06 catches Jagged with a barrage of heavy blows to the temple. Jagged backpedals to his own corner.
30-06 lands a decisive uppercut and Jagged falls senseless!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Jagged can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7
Round 2: Jagged Jnr 10-9
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7
Round 2: Jagged Jnr 10-9
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7
Round 2: Jagged Jnr 10-9
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!