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(Welterweight) Eyes Swelled Shut defeated I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie by unanimous decision: 117-111, 116-112, 117-111.

Match Friday, February 01, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Eyes Swelled Shut!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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+Eyes wallops Movie with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
-Movie probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Eyes backs out of it.
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+Movie fires a flurry of shots to the eye!
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-Eyes attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Movie attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Eyes lands a vicious left to the head.
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+Movie smashes Eyes with a jab to the temple. Eyes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Eyes wakes up the fans with a pair of quick shots to the chest.
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-Eyes paws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Eyes fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Eyes hits Movie with a pair of punches to the mouth. Movie laughs!
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+Movie hits with a volley of stinging punches to the eye. Eyes quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 29 of 49 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 18 of 32 punches.

Eyes Swelled Shut won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 10-9


Eyes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Movie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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+Eyes hammers Movie with a light sweeping right to the face. Movie quickly recovers.
-Eyes charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Eyes thumps Movie with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Eyes lashes out with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Movie pounds Eyes with a solid right to the eye. Eyes is hurt!
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+Eyes shakes Movie with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Eyes throws a right left to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Eyes wallops Movie with a barrage of light punches to the face.
-Movie attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but Eyes covers himself well.
-Eyes launches a flurry of punches to the head, but Movie narrowly avoids it
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-Eyes attacks with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Movie hurts Eyes with a pair of quick punches to the chest!! Eyes falls against the ropes!
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+Eyes rocks Movie with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Movie seems wobbly!
-Movie lashes out with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Eyes deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 28 of 46 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 18 of 34 punches.

Eyes Swelled Shut won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 20-18


Eyes doesn't even want to rest!

Movie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

-Eyes fires a right to the face, but Movie hides behind his gloves.
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+Movie throws a flurry of nice blows to the jaw!!
-Eyes probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Movie escapes.
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-Eyes probes with a left right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Eyes takes charge with a pair of heavy punches to the head. Movie shakes his head to clear it.
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+Eyes suprises Movie with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Movie launches a series of blows to the jaw, but Eyes steps aside and laughs.
+Eyes hits with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Movie pounds Eyes with a jab to the face.
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+Movie backs up Eyes with a jab to the temple.
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+Eyes suprises Movie with a jab to the mouth. Movie beats a hasty retreat.
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-Movie lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Eyes takes it in the forearms.
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+Movie lands a volley of stiff shots to the face.
+Eyes stuns Movie with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 27 of 44 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 19 of 31 punches.

Eyes Swelled Shut won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 30-27


Eyes doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Movie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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-Movie tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but Eyes quickly backs away.
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-Eyes probes with a jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Movie probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but Eyes stays away from it.
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-Eyes throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Movie stays away from it.
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+Eyes hits with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Eyes tries to land a left straight right to the ribs, but Movie quickly backs away.
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-Eyes probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Movie takes charge with a right to the eye!!
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+Eyes hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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-Eyes tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but Movie leaps aside.
+Movie connects with a powerful sweeping right to the eye.
+Eyes staggers Movie with a right to the jaw.
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+Eyes connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin. Movie falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 25 of 45 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 17 of 32 punches.

Eyes Swelled Shut won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 40-36


Eyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Movie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

+Movie throws a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Eyes stuns Movie with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Movie ignores it.
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+Eyes slams Movie with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Movie rocks Eyes with a barrage of blows to the chin!
-Eyes lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Movie launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Eyes steps aside.
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-Eyes attacks with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Movie leaps aside.
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-Eyes attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Movie ties him up.
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-Eyes probes with a cross to the chin, but misses.
+Eyes solidly lands a series of painful punches to the nose.
-Movie charges with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Eyes takes it in the forearms.
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+Movie attacks with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Eyes tries a volley of punches to the temple, but Movie quickly backs away.
+Eyes hammers Movie with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 27 of 50 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 17 of 34 punches.

Eyes Swelled Shut won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 50-45


Eyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Movie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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-Movie launches a series of right blows to the chin, but Eyes quickly backs away.
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+Movie pummels Eyes with a painful right to the head.
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-Eyes attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Eyes staggers Movie with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye!
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+Eyes connects with a mean jab to the chin.
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-Eyes launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Eyes tags Movie with a series of furious punches to the chin.
+Movie pummels Eyes with a series of shots to the chin. Eyes falls against the ropes!
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-Movie paws a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Eyes ties him up.
+Eyes connects with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Movie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Movie suprises Eyes with a barrage of glancing shots to the nose.
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-Eyes launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Movie ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 26 of 48 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 19 of 34 punches.

Eyes Swelled Shut won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 60-54


Eyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Movie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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+Eyes jolts Movie with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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-Eyes tries a left straight right to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Eyes attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Movie escapes.
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+Movie nails Eyes with a pair of painful shots to the temple. Eyes covers up.
+Movie hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Eyes tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Movie ties him up.
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-Movie charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Movie hurts Eyes with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw. Eyes is hurt!
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+Eyes tattoos Movie with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Eyes tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Eyes staggers Movie with a pair of loud punches to the mouth! Movie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Movie tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but Eyes escapes.
+Eyes tags Movie with a commanding straight right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 25 of 48 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 16 of 32 punches.

Eyes Swelled Shut won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 70-63


Eyes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Movie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

+Eyes hits with a volley of stinging shots to the temple. Movie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Movie annoys Eyes with a volley of nice blows to the chin.
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-Eyes launches a series of left punches to the head, but Movie ducks just in time.
-Movie launches a flurry of left blows to the face, but Eyes ducks.
-Movie attempts a series of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Eyes charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Movie narrowly avoids it
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+Eyes smacks Movie with a left to the eye.
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-Eyes throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Movie beats a hasty retreat.
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+Eyes pops Movie with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Eyes wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the ribs!!
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+Movie nails Eyes with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Movie fires a stinging left to the solar plexus.
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-Movie lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Movie charges with a pair of blows to the temple, but misses.
+Eyes thumps Movie with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Eyes lashes out with a straight right to the jaw, but Movie steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 21 of 49 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 16 of 31 punches.

Eyes Swelled Shut won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 80-72


Eyes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Movie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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-Movie fires a right jab to the head, but Eyes steps aside and laughs.
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-Movie charges with a pair of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Movie throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Eyes deftly avoits it.
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+Movie smashes Eyes with a pair of loud punches to the chest. Eyes ignores it.
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+Movie punches Eyes with a flurry of quick shots to the head. Eyes sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Movie scores with a jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 4 of 8 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 17 of 32 punches.

I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 89-82


Eyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Movie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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+Movie whacks Eyes with a pair of hard shots to the chin.
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-Movie probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Eyes backs out of it.
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-Movie lashes out with a volley of right shots to the temple, but Eyes narrowly avoids it
-Movie attempts a right cross to the stomach, but Eyes blocks.
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+Movie backs up Eyes with a stinging sweeping right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 4 of 8 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 13 of 34 punches.

I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 98-92


Eyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Movie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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-Movie fires a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Eyes ducks just in time.
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+Movie smacks Eyes with a series of wild blows to the jaw!!
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-Movie tries a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Eyes ducks just in time.
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+Movie tags Eyes with a stiff jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 4 of 8 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 13 of 35 punches.

I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 107-102


Eyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Movie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Eyes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Movie comes out fighting.

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+Eyes hits with a jab to the jaw!! Movie grimaces in pain.
+Eyes tags Movie with a sweeping right to the temple.
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-Eyes attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Movie tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Movie hits Eyes with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
+Movie wallops Eyes with a glancing jab to the stomach.
-Movie probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Eyes ducks just in time.
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+Eyes tosses a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
-Eyes tries to land a jab to the nose, but Movie ducks.
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+Movie clocks Eyes with a series of commanding shots to the jaw.
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-Eyes lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Movie steps aside.
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-Eyes attempts a left jab to the mouth, but Movie steps aside and laughs.
-Movie lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Eyes deftly avoits it.
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+Eyes strikes with a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eyes Swelled Shut landed 18 of 40 punches, and I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie landed 18 of 33 punches.

I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie won the round 10-9

Eyes Swelled Shut is winning the fight 116-112


Eyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Movie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 2: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 3: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 4: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 5: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 6: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 7: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 8: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 9: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 10: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 11: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 12: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9

Total Score: Eyes Swelled Shut 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 2: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 3: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 4: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 5: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 6: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 7: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 8: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 9: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 10: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 11: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 12: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9

Total Score: Eyes Swelled Shut 116-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 2: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 3: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 4: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 5: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 6: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 7: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 8: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9
Round 9: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 10: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 11: I Can't Believe I've Never Seen This Movie 10-9
Round 12: Eyes Swelled Shut 10-9

Total Score: Eyes Swelled Shut 117-111

Eyes Swelled Shut wins by decision!