Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\875836.htm on local disk...(Toughman) You can't beat me HAHA defeated mma ring girl by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Saturday, February 02, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 798 pounds (362 kilograms) is You can't beat me HAHA!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is mma ring girl!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
You Can't Beat Me Haha is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Mma Ring Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha paws a volley of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha throws a pair of commanding shots to the temple.
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+Mma Ring Girl hurts You Can't Beat Me Haha with a pair of wild punches to the chin. You Can't Beat Me Haha ignores it.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha probes with a volley of right hooks to the head, but Mma Ring Girl beats a hasty retreat.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha clocks Mma Ring Girl with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw! Mma Ring Girl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mma Ring Girl backs up You Can't Beat Me Haha with a volley of nice shots to the jaw.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits Mma Ring Girl with a flurry of nasty crosses to the chin. Mma Ring Girl shakes his head to clear it.
You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a resounding right punch in the nose and Mma Ring Girl is knocked out of the ring!!
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Mma Ring Girl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mma Ring Girl wakes up the fans with a series of off balance punches to the face!!
-You Can't Beat Me Haha probes with a left right to the face, but Mma Ring Girl beats a hasty retreat.
-Mma Ring Girl fires a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha lashes out with a punch to the mouth, but Mma Ring Girl hides behind his gloves.
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+Mma Ring Girl smacks You Can't Beat Me Haha with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha wallops Mma Ring Girl with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 18 of 38 punches, and mma ring girl landed 17 of 24 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-8
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 10-8
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mma Ring Girl doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
You Can't Beat Me Haha is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Mma Ring Girl is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Mma Ring Girl thumps You Can't Beat Me Haha with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs. You Can't Beat Me Haha beats a hasty retreat.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a barrage of hooks to the face.
+Mma Ring Girl hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha takes charge with a shot to the jaw. Mma Ring Girl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a devestating hook and Mma Ring Girl collapses!!
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He's Out!
You can't beat me HAHA wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't even want to rest!
Mma Ring Girl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-8
You can't beat me HAHA wins by a knockout!
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