Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\875803.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Cheez the Dork defeated "Suckle My Knuckle" by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, February 04, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Suckle My Knuckle"!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Cheez comes out fighting.
Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Cheez jars Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
+Cheez throws a volley of powerful crosses to the eye.
Cheez lands a brutal right uppercut and Suckle My Knuckle falls senseless!!
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Suckle My Knuckle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Suckle My Knuckle charges with a pair of right shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Suckle My Knuckle attempts a pair of hooks to the jaw, but Cheez hides behind his gloves.
-Suckle My Knuckle tries to land a series of left shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Cheez tosses a volley of solid blows to the head. Suckle My Knuckle doesn't seem bothered.
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+Cheez pokes Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Suckle My Knuckle fires a flurry of shots to the nose.
+Cheez whacks Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of hard blows to the face.
-Suckle My Knuckle probes with a series of uppercuts to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Cheez hits with a flurry of mean blows to the chin!
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+Cheez stuns Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of crosses to the temple.
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+Cheez attacks with a barrage of stinging shots to the nose.
Cheez lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Suckle My Knuckle's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Cheez the Dork wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Cheez doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Suckle My Knuckle is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Cheez the Dork wins by a knockout!
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