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(Super-Lightweight) Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 defeated Deadly Intentions by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, January 28, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Deadly Intentions!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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+Beefcake! wakes up the fans with a furious hook to the temple.
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+Intentions hits with a volley of hard blows to the temple.
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+Beefcake! scores with a cross to the chin. Intentions beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beefcake! fires a pair of shots to the chin, but Intentions deftly avoits it.
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-Beefcake! tries a barrage of blows to the head, but Intentions steps aside and laughs.
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-Beefcake! lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but Intentions ties him up.
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-Beefcake! probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 13 of 40 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 7 of 7 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 10-9


Beefcake! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Intentions doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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+Beefcake! wallops Intentions with a pair of shots to the stomach.
-Beefcake! attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Intentions narrowly avoids it
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+Beefcake! wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid punches to the chest. Intentions laughs!
-Beefcake! charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Intentions stays away from it.
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-Beefcake! charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Beefcake! probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Intentions jolts Beefcake! with a pair of nice punches to the head.
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-Beefcake! attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Intentions stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 11 of 29 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 8 of 8 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 20-18


Beefcake! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Intentions doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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-Beefcake! tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Intentions hides behind his gloves.
+Beefcake! annoys Intentions with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach!
-Beefcake! attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Intentions covers himself well.
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+Intentions punches Beefcake! with a series of blows to the jaw. Beefcake! seems wobbly!
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-Beefcake! paws a straight right to the solar plexus, but Intentions steps aside and laughs.
+Beefcake! hammers Intentions with a light cross to the solar plexus.
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-Beefcake! lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Intentions blocks.
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-Beefcake! launches a hook to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 14 of 39 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 8 of 8 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 30-27


Beefcake! doesn't even want to rest!

Intentions remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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+Beefcake! hits with a straight right to the solar plexus.
-Beefcake! attacks with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Intentions ducks.
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+Beefcake! suprises Intentions with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Intentions punches Beefcake! with a volley of powerful blows to the eye. Beefcake! covers up.
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+Beefcake! pokes Intentions with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach.
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-Beefcake! probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beefcake! attacks with a volley of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Beefcake! probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but Intentions stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 15 of 37 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 8 of 8 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 40-36


Beefcake! doesn't even want to rest!

Intentions remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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-Beefcake! lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Intentions covers himself well.
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-Beefcake! paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Intentions quickly backs away.
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+Beefcake! hits Intentions with a pair of shots to the ribs.
-Beefcake! paws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Beefcake! lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Intentions steps aside.
+Intentions throws a series of off balance shots to the face. Beefcake! seems wobbly!
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+Beefcake! annoys Intentions with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 14 of 40 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 8 of 8 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 50-45


Beefcake! doesn't even want to rest!

Intentions grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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+Beefcake! wakes up the fans with a powerful uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Beefcake! fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but Intentions covers himself well.
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-Beefcake! paws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Intentions quickly backs away.
-Beefcake! tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Intentions stays away from it.
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-Beefcake! tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Beefcake! throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Beefcake! belts Intentions with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Intentions covers up.
+Intentions smacks Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Beefcake! attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Beefcake! attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but Intentions blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 14 of 41 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 8 of 8 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 60-54


Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Intentions is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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-Beefcake! probes with a pair of shots to the nose, but Intentions escapes.
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+Intentions clocks Beefcake! with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
-Beefcake! launches a series of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Beefcake! attempts a pair of shots to the nose, but Intentions leaps aside.
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+Beefcake! rocks Intentions with a pair of strong punches to the chin. Intentions quickly recovers.
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-Beefcake! attempts a right cross to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Beefcake! nails Intentions with a series of shots to the chest.
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-Beefcake! tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Intentions blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 18 of 45 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 7 of 8 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 70-63


Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Intentions is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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-Beefcake! paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Beefcake! strikes with a barrage of heavy blows to the face.
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+Beefcake! lashes out with a barrage of off balance shots to the nose.
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-Beefcake! lunges with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Intentions steps aside.
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-Beefcake! throws a hook to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Intentions attacks with a series of nasty blows to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 17 of 39 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 7 of 9 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 80-72


Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Intentions is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 9

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

-Beefcake! throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Intentions hits with a light jab to the jaw. Beefcake! is hurt!
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+Beefcake! hammers Intentions with a pair of punches to the chin. Intentions doesn't seem bothered.
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-Beefcake! throws a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Beefcake! rocks Intentions with a pair of light punches to the nose!
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-Beefcake! throws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Intentions beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beefcake! pummels Intentions with a series of wild shots to the stomach. Intentions laughs!
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-Beefcake! throws a volley of right blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Beefcake! fires a volley of heavy shots to the mouth. Intentions hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Beefcake! lunges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Intentions escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 20 of 38 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 7 of 8 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 90-81


Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Intentions is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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+Intentions lands a pair of punches to the face.
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+Beefcake! attacks with a volley of shots to the chin!!
Beefcake! lands a thundering left blow to the head and Intentions hurtles to the canvas!!

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Intentions struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Beefcake! probes with a right jab to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Beefcake! charges with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Beefcake! charges with a series of left shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Beefcake! tosses a pair of light shots to the head.
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+Intentions attacks with a volley of nasty shots to the eye!!
+Beefcake! connects with a barrage of shots to the temple!
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-Beefcake! fires a series of right blows to the temple, but Intentions backs out of it.
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+Beefcake! connects with a barrage of quick shots to the eye. Intentions is hurt!
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 14 of 39 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 6 of 9 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-8

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 100-89


Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Intentions is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions covers up.

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+Beefcake! hits Intentions with a nice hook to the head.
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-Beefcake! throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Intentions jars Beefcake! with a volley of shots to the face! Beefcake! seems wobbly!
-Beefcake! lunges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Beefcake! pounds Intentions with a series of light punches to the mouth!
Beefcake! lands a terrific right hook and Intentions is knocked out of the ring!!

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Intentions struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Beefcake! annoys Intentions with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
Beefcake! lands a tremendous uppercut and Intentions lands flat on his back!!

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Intentions struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Intentions smacks Beefcake! with a mean sweeping right to the head.
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-Beefcake! tries a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Intentions covers himself well.
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-Beefcake! throws a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Beefcake! fires a series of mean punches to the temple.
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+Intentions solidly lands a flurry of nice punches to the nose!
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 17 of 40 punches, and Deadly Intentions landed 5 of 8 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-7

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 110-96


Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Intentions looks exhausted. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)
Intentions is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Intentions attempts a flurry of left roundhouses to the chin, but Beefcake! escapes.
+Intentions nails Beefcake! with a mean shot to the head.
Intentions lands a thundering left uppercut and Beefcake! is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Beefcake! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Beefcake! probes with a right uppercut to the mouth, but Intentions ducks just in time.
+Beefcake! annoys Intentions with a glancing cross to the nose.
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-Intentions lunges with a left uppercut to the head, but Beefcake! narrowly avoids it
+Beefcake! lashes out with a left to the eye.
Beefcake! lands a mighty left haymaker and Intentions collapses!!

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He's Out!
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Beefcake! is obviously tired.

Intentions can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 3: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 6: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 7: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 8: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 9: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-8
Round 11: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 3: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 6: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 7: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 8: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 9: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-8
Round 11: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 3: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 6: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 7: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 8: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 9: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-8
Round 11: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-7

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 wins by a knockout!