Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\875284.htm on local disk...(Toughman) You can't beat me HAHA defeated Anti Static by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Sunday, January 27, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 786 pounds (357 kilograms) is You can't beat me HAHA!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 216 pounds (98 kilograms) is Anti Static!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
You Can't Beat Me Haha throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Static comes out fighting.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin!! Static covers up.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha grazes Static with a pair of roundhouses to the head.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha pounds Static with a volley of nasty shots to the head! Static sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a mighty right hook and Static's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Static struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits with a pair of roundhouses to the temple.
You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a vicious left cross to the jaw and Static is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
You can't beat me HAHA wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
You Can't Beat Me Haha can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye.
Static can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
You can't beat me HAHA wins by a knockout!
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