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(Super-Featherweight) Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X defeated Barack the socialist by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, January 30, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Barack the socialist!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Lawrence grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lawrence backs up Barack with a hook to the chest.
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+Barack connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Lawrence lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Barack leaps aside.
Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Barack lashes out with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Barack tosses a straight right to the chest! Lawrence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Barack annoys Lawrence with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lawrence belts Barack with a nice right to the solar plexus.
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Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lawrence tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Barack ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X landed 13 of 22 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 22 of 24 punches.

Barack the socialist won the round 10-9

Barack the socialist is winning the fight 10-9


Lawrence doesn't want to stop fighting!

Barack doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Lawrence grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Barack throws a volley of furious punches to the stomach!! Lawrence ignores it.
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+Lawrence fires a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lawrence paws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Barack covers himself well.
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Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lawrence fires a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Barack blocks.
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+Lawrence pounds Barack with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Barack hits with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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+Barack scores with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach. Lawrence covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X landed 13 of 25 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 21 of 23 punches.

Barack the socialist won the round 10-9

Barack the socialist is winning the fight 20-18


Lawrence doesn't even want to rest!

Barack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Lawrence grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Barack throws a left to the ribs, but Lawrence stays away from it.
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Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lawrence lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Lawrence lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Barack deftly avoits it.
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-Lawrence throws a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Lawrence throws a solid left to the solar plexus. Barack covers up.
+Barack tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Barack fires a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Barack hammers Lawrence with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Lawrence lands a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X landed 13 of 22 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 16 of 26 punches.

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X won the round 10-9

Barack the socialist is winning the fight 29-28


Lawrence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Barack is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Lawrence grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lawrence nails Barack with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Barack throws a volley of punches to the chest. Lawrence is hurt!
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-Barack attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lawrence backs up Barack with a pair of punches to the chest! Barack sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Barack slams Lawrence with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Lawrence charges with a jab to the stomach, but Barack narrowly avoids it
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+Barack hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X landed 14 of 22 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 16 of 23 punches.

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lawrence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Barack is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Lawrence grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Barack lands a loud straight right to the stomach. Lawrence laughs!
+Lawrence smacks Barack with a volley of furious blows to the stomach.
Barack tries to attack, but Lawrence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lawrence throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Barack steps aside.
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+Barack backs up Lawrence with a powerful jab to the ribs.
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+Barack nails Lawrence with a nasty jab to the solar plexus! Lawrence ignores it.
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-Lawrence attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Lawrence hits Barack with a uppercut to the ribs!
+Lawrence takes charge with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Barack attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Lawrence beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X landed 13 of 24 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 15 of 25 punches.

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X won the round 10-9

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X is winning the fight 48-47


Lawrence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Barack is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Lawrence is brawling. (inside)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lawrence jolts Barack with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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-Lawrence lunges with a series of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Barack lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Lawrence narrowly avoids it
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+Lawrence slams Barack with a series of blows to the chest!!
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+Barack hammers Lawrence with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs!!
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+Barack stuns Lawrence with a wild jab to the stomach. Lawrence retreats to the far corner.
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+Barack attacks with a painful jab to the ribs!
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+Lawrence pops Barack with a pair of solid blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X landed 22 of 32 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 17 of 24 punches.

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X won the round 10-9

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X is winning the fight 58-56


Lawrence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Barack receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Lawrence is brawling. (inside)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lawrence hits Barack with a series of off balance shots to the chest.
+Barack drills Lawrence with a pair of powerful punches to the temple. Lawrence is hurt!
+Lawrence grazes Barack with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Lawrence lands a lightning left smash to the jaw and Barack goes down!!

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Barack struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Barack tries a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Lawrence fires a series of blows to the chest! Lawrence is hammering relentlessly! Barack starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lawrence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Barack can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 2: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 3: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 4: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 5: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 6: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 2: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 3: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 4: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 5: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 6: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 4: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 5: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9
Round 6: Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X 10-9

Lawrence the Puck-Law Man X wins by a technical knockout!